It was awesome. Today's instructor made some announcements at the end. She will be leading a guided meditation in which all participants will meet their spirit animals, which has apparently been very popular in the past. She will also be teaching a guide to reading chakras with pendulums, and it's actually "very scientific." It was all I could do not to start laughing.
Sorry lady, I don't think that word means what you think it means. Carry on with that bullshit all you want but do not call it science.
You're a better woman than me, I'd have started cackling in the middle of the sentence. Science! hahahaha
Someone once told me my spirit animal was a canary, because they are bright and cheery. I immediately though of the coal mine canaries they'd send in to make sure the mines were safe to work in that day....
I would be very tempted if it weren't going to cost me $40. I found it on the website. LOL.
"It will include an opening talk about animal spirit guides, followed by 45 minutes of body movement - asanas related to animals, a 30 minute guided meditation to help you meet you animal spirit guide, followed by 30 minute discussion on Animal Spirits and their meanings. Please come fully prepared to move your body as well as any blankets, pillows, cushions, sweaters and water to help you through this journey."
I would be very tempted if it weren't going to cost me $40. I found it on the website. LOL.
"It will include an opening talk about animal spirit guides, followed by 45 minutes of body movement - asanas related to animals, a 30 minute guided meditation to help you meet you animal spirit guide, followed by 30 minute discussion on Animal Spirits and their meanings. Please come fully prepared to move your body as well as any blankets, pillows, cushions, sweaters and water to help you through this journey."
No. Stop it. This is too much. Lol Generally, I love it. But sometimes, fucking yoga, man.
I would be very tempted if it weren't going to cost me $40. I found it on the website. LOL.
"It will include an opening talk about animal spirit guides, followed by 45 minutes of body movement - asanas related to animals, a 30 minute guided meditation to help you meet you animal spirit guide, followed by 30 minute discussion on Animal Spirits and their meanings. Please come fully prepared to move your body as well as any blankets, pillows, cushions, sweaters and water to help you through this journey."
H and I were just talking about wackadoo yoga instructors yesterday. We both are charmed by the ones that are crazy old ladies, but as they get closer to our own age (or younger) it seems like contrived BS. I mean all of it is contrived BS, but at least we believe that the crazy old ladies believe it.
I got a Sloth! Proof positive that it is indeed science. There really is no other animal that would fit me better than that. "You’re as cool as a cucumber, and you love to go with the flow. Your favorite activities include eating, sleeping, and eating again. Your rap name is Sir Naps-a-Lot." Sums me exactly!