That I was apparently my son's BFF's MILF as a teen.
We lived next door and I was friends with his mom, he was friends with my DS1, his brother was friends with DS2 and his little baby brother was Kiddo's first boyfriend at 18 months. Oh, what a tangled web...
So we just friended on FB yesterday (I've been FB friends with his former stepmom and his brother and sister (halves) for a number of years but never friended him for some reason.) So we get on, start chatting about life when he goes off on this "You were good looking. I always wanted to tell you but, awkward..." tangent that cracks me up.
So I was a *hawt*, plump, Midwest hausfrau. As I told him, always good for an old lady's ego.