NH&F vent

[taratru]

Dear DH,
When did you start giving a shit about NHL or NBA?!? Oh, because it's the playoffs. I see. I want to watch the flucking Ten Commandments that I purposely recorded to skip commercials, which you knew, which I can only do downstairs (because you won't call to upgrade the other boxes), so WTF?!? And thanks for the "help" with the Easter baskets. You eating the candy was great. I appreciate that you did yard work today, I do. But damnit, awareness would be awesome right now. You know I'm all pissy because of my stupid toe.
Love, your blistered wife

[clseale]

Oh, can I add one?? This was from earlier this morning.

Dear SIL,

I knew things were going too smoothly. I knew, after 3 days here, you'd eventually show your ass. It is not ok to huff & puff, and stomp your feet around my kitchen, because you want breakfast to be ready sooner. You're 30 yrs old. Time to get a grip, and un-fuck yourself. You wanted to be on the road by 9:00AM?? Let me store that into the file of "things I don't give a shit about." If you can't wait 20 more minutes to have a nice breakfast (none of which you are cooking), with the family, there is a McDonalds right up the road. Please don't let me stop you.

Signed,
Exhausted & ready for everyone to leave my home

[hannahb]

Apr 19, 2014 22:33:51 GMT -5 taratru said:

Dear DH,
When did you start giving a shit about NHL or NBA?!? Oh, because it's the playoffs. I see. I want to watch the flucking Ten Commandments that I purposely recorded to skip commercials, which you knew, which I can only do downstairs (because you won't call to upgrade the other boxes), so WTF?!? And thanks for the "help" with the Easter baskets. You eating the candy was great. I appreciate that you did yard work today, I do. But damnit, awareness would be awesome right now. You know I'm all pissy because of my stupid toe.
Love, your blistered wife

Seriously what is it with men and needing to follow every playoff season?

[labbie]

Dear FIL, please stop creeping me out by asking my husband to help you bring up from the basement all your Playboy mags from the 70s because you're sure they are worth a fortune. Seriously, we heard and ignored you the first few times already. It's Easter ,and there is 100 other things wrong with this topic.

I just want to go home and be out enjoying the nice weather. Guess I'll have some more candy.....

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