Attn CEP: Eye Candy Monday has been rescheduled

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Jun 13, 2014 15:09:09 GMT -5 anasara said:

Beto:


Etc...

Oh hello, Beto




And Beto in clothes, if you're into that sort of thing.



Oh yes, I'm into that sort of thing

[secretlyevil]

Beto is giving me a warm fuzzy feeling.

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GERARD PIQUE IS A DOUCHEBAG! I know I told you people this.

Shakira: My boyfriend says to shut my ‘little mouth’ about him in interviews

Shakira’s boyfriend is ‘very territorial’ and won’t let her ‘do videos with men’

dlisted.com/2014/04/06/stepfordkira-would-like-to-clear-up-some-of-those-comments-she-made-about-her-husband/

In the event you haven’t been following the future sequel to Sleeping with the Enemy that is Shakira’s life, allow me to catch you up. First Shakira gave us all a case of the uncomfortable collar-yanks when she said that her “very territorial” baby daddy, Gerard Piqué, forbade her from shooting videos with dudes because he’s ”protecting his turf”. After realizing that the word ‘turf’ made her seem like actual property, she back-pedalled a bit and said that she’s more like a goal that needs protecting, but then made things 1000x worse by describing Gerard’s love for her as asphyxiating and smothering (two words that left me with a stretched-out collar and a sprained tugging finger).



That alone was enough for most of us to consider packing an overnight bag for Shakira and booking her into a hotel two towns over under an assumed name (“Sha’Keira Knightley”), but on Thursday, Shakira took to Facebook to reassure us that everything is fine because she was just joking!



I recently said in some interviews that my man could be territorial. For the record, I was being humorous and now I see that some press took it very literally! The reality is that we have a beautiful relationship of mutual trust, and jealousy has never been an issue on either side. Next time I promise, I’ll be more careful when attempting to use my sense of humor, as clearly it can be easily misinterpreted!



It all makes sense now! See guys? All that stuff about her boyfriend being an insecure jealous douche-bro was just Shakira C.K. trying out some new material! You can catch more of Shakira performing jokes from her soon-too-be released comedy album titled “I’m Trapped!” every Wednesday night at The Chuckle Hut (“Men be possessive, am I right? My man so possessive, he installed a LoJack on me while I was sleeping! Dayum, I’m trapped! Help a bitch escape! Naw, I’m just playing with you; it’s not actually a LoJack, but something similar to help him to track my every move.”)

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Jun 13, 2014 16:18:20 GMT -5 @littlemoxie said:

Is Torres even in the team this year? He has sucked since the last WC where he choked.

Mata is probably my fave.

Oh yes, I have mad love for Mata. On sight alone because I'm shallow.

Team Italy though, isn't that the country where they throw bananas at my people?

[abramos]

Jun 13, 2014 15:22:03 GMT -5 FloFTW said:

www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/reasons-the-spanish-world-cup-team-is-definitively-the-ho?bffb

#20 please.
My thought is that I can marry him and then I will not have to change my last name. I win. :Y:

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Jun 13, 2014 11:54:31 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Jun 13, 2014 11:18:34 GMT -5 eclaires said:

JUST MY TYPE.  Who is this fine specimen?

Graham Zusi and wouldn't you know it, he's an American. It's like God came down to FIFA and delivered exactly the man you need.

He looks really good here, but often he looks scraggly.

And yay Sporting KC!

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Jun 13, 2014 20:15:51 GMT -5 @kcpokergal said:

Jun 13, 2014 11:54:31 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Graham Zusi and wouldn't you know it, he's an American. It's like God came down to FIFA and delivered exactly the man you need.

He looks really good here, but often he looks scraggly.

And yay Sporting KC!

eclaires likes scraggly

[eclaires]

Jun 13, 2014 20:53:07 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Jun 13, 2014 20:15:51 GMT -5 @kcpokergal said:

He looks really good here, but often he looks scraggly.

And yay Sporting KC!

eclaires likes scraggly

Fact! My top hotties are currently Dave Grohl, Norman Reedus, Kit Harington and Chris Hemsworth with long hair and facial hair. Lol.

Slightly homeless looking... Facial hair... Longish hair. Yep. All in.

[laurenpetro]

Holy shit to all of this.

[pixy0stix]

Jun 13, 2014 21:40:39 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

Holy shit to all of this.

Hi! Where have you been?

[laurenpetro]

Jun 13, 2014 21:46:18 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Jun 13, 2014 21:40:39 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

Holy shit to all of this.

Hi! Where have you been?

Drooling. I've only just recovered now.

And PS, I just shared these pics with a bunch of 60 year old ladies. They send their thanks.

[Cicero]

Jun 12, 2014 16:38:00 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Jun 12, 2014 16:36:49 GMT -5 Velar Fricative said:

I am watching Brazil-Croatia and any collective hotness the Brazilians have is officially negated by their player who looks like Kenny G.

Pics or it didn't happen

Don't know if she linked a picture since I just got to this but I'm pretty sure she is talking about David Luiz.

Re: fame and fortune not being found in football--he was just sold to PSG for 40 million British pounds

[Cicero]

I'm surprised no one has put forth this as part of the reason Belgium needs to get more airtime:



2curlydogs, Chelsea have gotten exponentially better looking over the past couple of years.  I remember four years ago when the most attractive person associated with the team was Roman Abramovich.

[Cicero]

Jun 13, 2014 16:18:20 GMT -5 @littlemoxie said:

Is Torres even in the team this year? He has sucked since the last WC where he choked.

Mata is probably my fave.

I thought Juan Mata was left off the squad? Please tell me if that is wrong because I'm still mad at Mourinho for getting rid of him.

ETA: Torres started against the Netherlands.
ETA again: thanks for this. You prompted me to look up Spain's 23 man roster.

[bimbi284]

Is soccer like Abercrombie and Fitch? Where you have to be pretty to work there? Cuz damn. This thread is the greatest.

I was always the most into soccer players in HS and college. They were the reason I became a cheerleader for a hot second.

Oh and so I'm not taking up space without proper photos:

[secretlyevil]

Stat! We need a pic of wellbeck, hellbeck...something like that. Hw plays for ummm...one if the teams playing tight now. England maybe. Yes, I've been drinking.

[secretlyevil]

Yuuuuuuussssssssss!

Look at them muscles.

[cattledogkisses]

Someone bring me a fan, because it just got hot in here....

[spindle92]

Please keep this thread alive with new additions.

[whiterascal]

I need to add some more USA love to this thread.  Our team may be full of unattractive, polo shirt wearing underdogs, but I love them nonetheless and would never support another country over them.

This is Mix Diskerud.  He's pretty, right?!

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[secretlyevil]

Jun 15, 2014 16:12:37 GMT -5 whiterascal said:

I need to add some more USA love to this thread.  Our team may be full of unattractive, polo shirt wearing underdogs, but I love them nonetheless and would never support another country over them.

This is Mix Diskerud.  He's pretty, right?!

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I just wanna pinch his cheeks...but which ones? Ohhhhhhh!

H and I were having this conversation last night. It's all about the money. Our soccer players probably make $12,000 a year whereas a soccer player in Europe probably makes the equivalent to a pro football or basketball player. That's probably already brought up.

ETA: oooppps

[thelurkylulu]

Jun 15, 2014 11:54:32 GMT -5 cattledogkisses said:

Someone bring me a fan, because it just got hot in here....

These two are everything. Who are they?!?!

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Jun 16, 2014 1:02:43 GMT -5 thelurkylulu said:

Jun 15, 2014 11:54:32 GMT -5 cattledogkisses said:

Someone bring me a fan, because it just got hot in here....

These two are everything. Who are they?!?!

Cesar Azpilicueta and Juan Mata

[pixy0stix]

Hello Germany!

www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/reasons-the-german-world-cup-team-might-actually-be-the-h?bffb

[2curlydogs]

Jun 17, 2014 15:51:21 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Hello Germany!

www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/reasons-the-german-world-cup-team-might-actually-be-the-h?bffb

The Germany v. Portugal game was worth.EVERY.SECOND.