MFP has gone too far

[bonquiqui]

Lol that is funny

[bbaggins]

Bwahahahaha!

[trixiedicksnatch]

I do appreciate they specify human male...

[poppyseed]

One load. Lollllll.

[janegold]

I am LOL that the quantity measurement is "load."

[thinkofthesoldiers]

But, but what's the protein amount? Isn't that what matters?

[papie]

Jul 13, 2014 21:32:29 GMT -5 kooshball said:

Jul 13, 2014 21:31:25 GMT -5 @gabasaurus said:

Don't they have sex in there as physical exercise?

They don't have oral sex. ((((

They should, they don't call it a job for nothing.

[papie]

Jul 13, 2014 21:28:39 GMT -5 trixiedicksnatch said:

I do appreciate they specify human male...

Dead

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jul 13, 2014 21:30:30 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

But, but what's the protein amount? Isn't that what matters?

I've heard high.  That's why it's Best for Breakfast.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Jul 13, 2014 21:37:25 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Jul 13, 2014 21:30:30 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

But, but what's the protein amount? Isn't that what matters?

I've heard high.  That's why it's Best for Breakfast.

I feel like there i a Sue joke in here, but I just can't put my finger on it.

[bonquiqui]

Jul 13, 2014 21:38:23 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

Jul 13, 2014 21:37:25 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

I've heard high.  That's why it's Best for Breakfast.

I feel like there i a Sue joke in here, but I just can't put my finger on it.

Only if served in a ramekin.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jul 13, 2014 21:28:39 GMT -5 trixiedicksnatch said:

I do appreciate they specify human male...

OMFG.

I realize you probably have no recollection of me, but I missed you so fucking much.

[ErinExpat]

You guys, it's surprisingly low in sodium.

[thelurkylulu]

Next time my husband wants a BJ, I'm going to say, "Sorry, dear. I don't have an extra 20 calories to spare tonight."

[bab]

OMG!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

What do you guys want them to call it, one squirt??

[ErinExpat]

Jul 13, 2014 21:54:31 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

What do you guys want them to call it, one squirt??

I agree. "Serving" just seems wrong.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Jul 13, 2014 21:54:31 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

What do you guys want them to call it, one squirt??

One "oh fuck." One "OMG." One "yes, yes, yes."

[LeggsBenedict]

they should probably rate it on how many ropes.

if you want to get all technical.

[trixiedicksnatch]

Jul 13, 2014 22:27:46 GMT -5 mofongo said:

As long as you consume in moderation .

So the references made about the poster who gives 2.5 blowies a day not sure who. But she should probably cut back a little.

Obesity is an epidemic and we don't need bj's adding to America's health crisis.

[ErinExpat]

Jul 13, 2014 22:45:49 GMT -5 everyjuan said:

Jul 13, 2014 21:54:31 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

What do you guys want them to call it, one squirt??

Helping?

lol.
No, not that.

Second helping? Lol

Furthermore, I would wager that one expends more than 20 calories giving a BJ, so this is silly.

[trixiedicksnatch]

Jul 14, 2014 0:10:04 GMT -5 ErinExpat said:

Jul 13, 2014 22:45:49 GMT -5 everyjuan said:

Helping?

lol.
No, not that.

Second helping? Lol

Furthermore, I would wager that one expends more than 20 calories giving a BJ, so this is silly.

Blow jobs are the new celery

[mrsukyankee]

What I want to know is how/why kooshball discovered this? Story?

[wambam]

LOLOLOL

And yet lifting weights STILL doesn't burn any calories

[mrsukyankee]

Jul 14, 2014 5:06:59 GMT -5 wambam said:

LOLOLOL

And yet lifting weights STILL doesn't burn any calories

It does - it's under strength training. Just not a lot. But anyone who lifts knows it's not about calorie burn but about burning that darn fat and building muscles!

[wambam]

Jul 14, 2014 7:12:59 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

Jul 14, 2014 5:06:59 GMT -5 wambam said:

LOLOLOL

And yet lifting weights STILL doesn't burn any calories

It does - it's under strength training. Just not a lot. But anyone who lifts knows it's not about calorie burn but about burning that darn fat and building muscles!

I have sandy vagina over MFP's prejudices. Don't mind me

[mrsukyankee]

wambam, I get you. I've just started Stronglifts after some weight lifting on machines and I love it way more than cardio (though I do a bit of it). I use the TDEE method anyway so I can ignore MFP's idiocy around calories.

[wambam]

Jul 14, 2014 9:00:55 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

wambam, I get you. I've just started Stronglifts after some weight lifting on machines and I love it way more than cardio (though I do a bit of it). I use the TDEE method anyway so I can ignore MFP's idiocy around calories.

Dangerously low calorie levels, demonization of fat, cardiocardiocardio. The list goes on and on. 

[mrsukyankee]

wambam - I despair every time I read the forums. So much "you don't know me" going on there when trying to explain why they need to eat 900 calories so they don't gain weight. I like my food- I'm eating as much as I can and still losing weight (slowly).

[wambam]

Jul 14, 2014 9:17:38 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

wambam - I despair every time I read the forums. So much "you don't know me" going on there when trying to explain why they need to eat 900 calories so they don't gain weight. I like my food- I'm eating as much as I can and still losing weight (slowly).

I won't touch the forums with a ten foot poll