Check out this email scam

[EloiseWeenie]

It actually made me LOL and FYE read it in a Zoolander voice.

Attn; Beneficiary
21st July 2012
Greetings,
Don't be offended, I came across your profile when I was browsing on the internet and you really got me interested. My name is Mrs. Sarah Smith , I have decided to donate what I have to you. I was diagnosed for cancer for about Few years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. I am suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected my hearing ability and my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live too long, this is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage. I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $10 million dollars and Two Trunk Box (Family valuables) with a Security Company. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,000,000.00 to you. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right .I have adjusted my WILL and my Personal Physician is aware I have changed my will. You and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact Mr. Robert Turner with this specified email- [e-mail] Tell: [phone] and tell him that I have WILLED $10,000,000:00 my personal reference number law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/9834520012. I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you from my personal decision. I don't know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish.

Regards, Mrs. Sarah Smith
Contact my Lawyer Mr. Robert Turner with this specified email-- [e-mail] Tell: [phone]

[Llama in Mules]

Let's do ungodly things with the cash!

[dearprudence]

Have you noticed it's always the foreign-types who want to give you money? Americans are greedy bastards.

[joolz]

I particularly like that she opened with 'don't be offended'. Why would you be offended by ten mil?


Let's buy a brothel!

[overture]

I only got through "don't be offended" in the Zoolander voice before I laughed so hard that H had to come in and see what was so funny about the Law and Order re-run I'm watching.