If you are bored (***Ranch*** dressing related)

[UMaineTeach]

She needs to get off the internet and go to Red Lobster with every receipt she has from there, the article, and her aunt's death certificate and see how far she gets...

my guess is -- nowhere. Part of being chosen for special gifts and rewards is being a nice pleasant person who has no expectation of getting a gift or reward.

I hope her crazy doesn't ruin things for others. Like in my town, the dairy bar used to give out a free ice cream cone during a parade. They had to stop, because there were so many SP1's showing up at the dairy bar after the parade demanding the free ice cream they didn't get at the parade for whatever reason.

[Cicero]

I feel like someone did her a great disservice as a child by not sitting her down and explaining that the world just isn't a fair place.

[pinkdutchtulips]

I scanned the comments .. oh.my.god !!

crazycakes for lyfe y'all !!!

[curbsideprophet]

She is all about what is FAIR! Her life would be much easier if she learned the simple lesson that life is not fair.

[mominatrix]

Jul 18, 2014 12:20:10 GMT -5 curbsideprophet said:

She is all about what is FAIR! Her life would be much easier if she learned the simple lesson that life is not fair.

AND that Fair doesn't mean EQUAL.

[emilyj]

This woman seriously frightens me.

[Michelle]

You know what I love? She never, in her wildest imagination, considered that perhaps the staff that work there pitched in and covered the bill, with no help from Red Lobster Corporate at all. How would "fairness" factor in there?

And also, I am sickened that the immediate response from many of the guys to criticize a woman is to call her a c*nt, whore, she should get herpes, that the only tip she should worry about is the tip of his d*ck, etc. Disgusting comments.

[Velar Fricative]

I'm just posting in here so I remember to check this thread later when she shows up.

[Deleted]

Did they shut down the comments? I clicked on the comments link and got nothing. Twice. It's not FAIR!

[msmerymac]

Jul 18, 2014 13:19:36 GMT -5 Michelle said:

You know what I love? She never, in her wildest imagination, considered that perhaps the staff that work there pitched in and covered the bill, with no help from Red Lobster Corporate at all. How would "fairness" factor in there?

And also, I am sickened that the immediate response from many of the guys to criticize a woman is to call her a c*nt, whore, she should get herpes, that the only tip she should worry about is the tip of his d*ck, etc. Disgusting comments.

Oh, she may have considered that. Maybe. She just wouldn't think that doing a favor for someone and not everyone was FAIR. They would HAVE to buy EVERYONE dinner ALL THE TIME if they're doing to do something that's so unheard of as THAT.

In one comment she explains that she's had strangers in line do her favors before, but she just doesn't understand it, and she'd never do something like that for anyone else. Lol, she reminds me of a Vulcan who can't quite grasp human nature. "What is this strange feeling of generosity and why do humans do things for people they don't know for seemingly no reward?"

[springs1]

Jul 18, 2014 9:00:05 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

I always think about her definition of fairness when a clerk opens up a new line at Target or the grocery store. They always call for who was next in line, but sometimes some asshole who is just getting in line barges over there. Springs1 is VERY adamant that with a new line, the rules of the old line DO NOT apply. I just can't wrap my head around it!

No one "CALLED" someone over who was next. That's not what happened and you know it. Also, this was Bed Bath & Beyond, NOT those stores.   The cashier motioned the guy over from the other line. No one put a gun to his head to tell him he had to move out the line he was in, did he? I have refused cashiers before that did that. No one MADE ME MOVE.  Also, once you leave the line, you LOST ANY SPOT you have or had, because you have ZERO SPOTS.  On Black Friday, if people could do this they would. They can't just decide to leave and get in a new line.

Why can't you wrap your head around it? It's************NOT A SINGLE FILE ONE LINE*******************, it's **************SEPARATE LINES************* means *********SEPARATE TURNS**************.

Have you ever switched lines thinking the line would be faster and it ends up being slower(such as a price check or payment issues)?  I HAVE LOTS OF TIMES been there, done that. 

The guy was in the same spot he had in that line, 2nd.  What happened was that I was getting ready to go to a line, saw a line open, was on MY WAY, as I was on my way saw the cashier motion a guy in the other line to come, but I got there first since I was on my way there *******PRIOR******** to the other guy that was in the other LINE(notice I said he wasn't in LINE ONCE HE LEFT THE LINE HE HAD ZERO SPOTS).  The guy behind me didn't say a word about it, it was the asshole cashier that said something about that he was first. I was like "I got here before him, first come, first served." "My time is just as important as his."  Sorry, but you are wrong 100% wrong.  When you are in a different line and *CHOOSE* to MOVE as I have before, sometimes you don't get a better deal. It's a *CHOICE* that the man made. He didn't have to listen to the cashier. As I said before, I have DECLINED offers before because of certain reasons like the cashier wasn't nice or have had ringing up issues with them ringing up wrong prices(like once I got billed for grapes instead of bananas(the girl put in the wrong code for the fruit).   No one MAKES the customer move lines and once you move lines you know there's a  *CHANCE* you won't be first.

I don't get why you don't understand that the cashier guy motioned him over that he was in another line. There was no "who's next in line" said.  You have NO  CLUE of WTH you are talking about. That "who's next in line" has happened at like Walgreens due to the close proximity of the lines which makes sense.  This wasn't close lines which is why I made it before that guy. Also, I was already walking towards the line, so yeah, I should have first dibs. It's only fair.  I was going to go in line. WHO CARES if he was already waiting in *ANOTHER* LINE, notice I said "ANOTHER" LINE.  That means it's not one-single line to have turns like that. It's different lines with different turns in each line. Sometimes as I said before, when I moved lines, I ended up waiting A LOT LONGER. That's why if you choose to stay in the line and not listen to the cashiers motions, you may do better. No one made the guy move, so NO, I didn't cut. I also told the cashier if he would have gotten in front of me that he would have been "cutting" in front of me, because it's true.  Lines are whoever gets to them first. Lines aren't because someone calls someone over STUPID IGNORANT MORON!

[springs1]

Jul 18, 2014 9:23:32 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Jesus.

She doesn't seem to get that they didn't comp the meal because he died. They comped it because of her customer loyalty. Liiiiiiiike businesses do all the damn time.

She is so far gone. When she leaves the grocery store, even the cabbage is disordered.

It is because the person died, because if they didn't, this wouldn't have happened IDIOT!

[pixy0stix]

You're a lot more angry than usual.

[bimbi284]

Oh goody

[ttt]

[gpw]

:::turns three times in the mirror::: bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary....

[springs1]

Jul 18, 2014 13:19:36 GMT -5 Michelle said:

You know what I love? She never, in her wildest imagination, considered that perhaps the staff that work there pitched in and covered the bill, with no help from Red Lobster Corporate at all. How would "fairness" factor in there?

Easy, that the servers should be paying for *EVERYONE'S MEAL* if they are going to pay ONE CENT even of ONE PARTY'S MEAL.  Are you that stupid?

[pixy0stix]

::claps hands:: Let's all play!

[katietornado]

[pixy0stix]

[NewOrleans]

[bimbi284]

[pixy0stix]

[katietornado]

@majorwife, I've got drinks!

[pixy0stix]

[bimbi284]

Jul 18, 2014 22:23:58 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Ditto.

[gpw]

[pugz]

ALL OF CEP TO THE CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------->

[pixy0stix]

**Edited out scary in the corner gif - my work here is done for the night**

[gpw]

Seriously pixy, you are SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH YOUR GIFS!