"Since we are blessed with so many people who love and support us, we ask that you do not bring uninvited guests." "We have hand selected items for a gift list so you can give us something you know we'll love." "Please respond by 8/1. If we do not receive a response by 8/1, you will forfeit your spot."
Wut?
okay - I can get behind the first sentence about not bringing uninvited guests, but the other 2.... just say RSVP by 8/1 period.
Items they have hand selected for their Kohls registry:
This $1050 buffet and this $472 porch swing from Kohls. There are items for us commoners on there as well, like a $90 fondue pot and $8 peel and stick wall stickers. They happy couple was kind enough to enclose a Kohl's coupon with the invite that will allow me to get a 10% discount on registry items.
This is the worst I've seen!! I'm refusing to send my RSVP card back to a wedding for a family member because they didn't put a stamp on it BUT made sure to put the registry info all over the place. I'm a bitch, I know!!
Please send a $5 gift that was not hand selected by the couple. Ooh...no! Collect the "Free Gift" coupons for Kohl's from friends who won't use them. $10 off of $50 in the housewares department. If you can find 10, that's like $100 towards her hutch! LOL
Items they have hand selected for their Kohls registry:
This $1050 buffet and this $472 porch swing from Kohls. There are items for us commoners on there as well, like a $90 fondue pot and $8 peel and stick wall stickers. They happy couple was kind enough to enclose a Kohl's coupon with the invite that will allow me to get a 10% discount on registry items.
Post by Doggy Mommy on Jul 22, 2014 15:28:21 GMT -5
A coupon??? OMG.
My mom went to a wedding recently. A couple weeks before the wedding, she got a text message that went to everyone invited saying guests would have to pay $35 for dinner and who to write the check out to. At the reception, there was someone at the door collecting money.
Printed. "Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale" in big swirly script.
I would riff on this and give them Disney Princess sheets. I would also re-enact Buttercup's wedding nightmare in the Princess Bride, and heckle them as they walk down the aisle.
My mom went to a wedding recently. A couple weeks before the wedding, she got a text message that went to everyone invited saying guests would have to pay $35 for dinner and who to write the check out to. At the reception, there was someone at the door collecting money.
This would be one of those time when I would call to cancel, even though I had already RSVP'ed.
My mom went to a wedding recently. A couple weeks before the wedding, she got a text message that went to everyone invited saying guests would have to pay $35 for dinner and who to write the check out to. At the reception, there was someone at the door collecting money.
I am horrified by that! Why did she still go? There are not many people in the world who could have done this and still had me attend.
Post by thelurkylulu on Jul 22, 2014 17:30:55 GMT -5
"Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Asshats! I had personally hand selected a beautiful gift for you, but unfortunately it wasn't from Kohl's. Instead, we have enclosed is a $10 gift card for the store of your choice. Maybe you can use it towards your swing. I've also enclosed your coupon! Xoxo!"
Printed. "Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale" in big swirly script.
I would riff on this and give them Disney Princess sheets. I would also re-enact Buttercup's wedding nightmare in the Princess Bride, and heckle them as they walk down the aisle.
Printed. "Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale" in big swirly script.
I would riff on this and give them Disney Princess sheets. I would also re-enact Buttercup's wedding nightmare in the Princess Bride, and heckle them as they walk down the aisle.