What the hell are you people drinking??!

[lilafowler]

Jul 22, 2014 21:29:42 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Jul 22, 2014 21:23:50 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

BJs don't get you pregnant, mofo.

This explains so much. I wondered why all the testing involved my hush hush:)

I'm in awe that I will be in the presence of your hush hush.

[papie]

Jul 22, 2014 21:24:59 GMT -5 tators said:

Jul 22, 2014 21:23:24 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

3 was a bitch. I'll let you know how 4 is. Right now it's not that much better, lol.

you fuckers. He is 16 months. Stop telling me it doesn't get that much better!!!!!!!!!

Awwwwww that is such a cute age, even their tantrums are cute.
I'll trade you my almost 4yo.

[lilafowler]

Jul 22, 2014 21:30:31 GMT -5 papie said:

I freaked and took a pregnancy test today. Thank god I am not pregnant. I was simultaneously relieved and disappointed. DH better get snipped ASAP.

Papie!

You so crazy

[papie]

Jul 22, 2014 21:33:01 GMT -5 tators said:

Jul 22, 2014 21:31:41 GMT -5 papie said:

Awwwwww that is such a cute age, even their tantrums are cute.
I'll trade you my almost 4yo.

lol. He isn't that much of a terror. He has just starting with tantrums. I mean you can send her, but I'll keep him. Speaking of, how's the baby?

I'll send him over too. BOGO
I am giving it till next week and then calling the pedi again to talk about the colic/reflux situation. Still screaming A LOT.

[lilafowler]

Jul 22, 2014 21:33:51 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Jul 22, 2014 21:31:16 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

I'm in awe that I will be in the presence of your hush hush.

It really commands a room.

I'll tell mine to tone it down since you're a guest and all.

[jane6672]

So Tators and Papie are pregnant.


Congrats, you two!

[montereybride]

Jul 22, 2014 21:23:50 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Jul 22, 2014 21:20:26 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Sperm, the answer is sperm. lol

BJs don't get you pregnant, mofo.

Neither does the butt sex. Just sayin

[lilafowler]

Jul 22, 2014 21:45:17 GMT -5 montereybride said:

Jul 22, 2014 21:23:50 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

BJs don't get you pregnant, mofo.

Neither does the butt sex. Just sayin

But just the tip, rigggght?

[montereybride]

Jul 22, 2014 21:28:07 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

I challenge you to post a thread that doesn't reference your man's junk.

His junk is epic. It deserves all the threads.

Listen, I didn't get laid in MONTHS!!! Imma talk about this shit!!!

[Yankees21]

I want another one already. I'm sure I'll change my tune once he's mobile and throwing tantrums and saying he hates me!

[sparkythelawyer]

I was all set to enjoy this summer on my patio with a beer in hand, silly ML pregnancy water...

[sawyerthedestroyer]

I don't want any of that. Nope. Nuh-uh. No.


And three-year-olds suck.

[Deleted]

I don't know, but it seems to be happening irl too. In the last 6 weeks, I've had 4 people announce that they're pregnant. All 3rd babies.

[noodleskooze]

tators @t2j I dropped out of the pact too. I'll join next year's.

[flamingeaux]

Jul 22, 2014 21:48:27 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

I don't know what people are drinking, but I'm just gonna stop altogether.

No liquids shall pass these lips.

[lpcats]

Can I have some of this? I'd rather not poke holes in the condoms.

[Deleted]

ALLLLLLLLLL I wanted was to have a boozy trip in Mexico in April! Damn Mardi Gras, hand grenade drunken sex got me in on the pact.

BBK is going to be cutie though. I hope he's not an asshole.

[ralphlauren]

Jul 22, 2014 21:28:11 GMT -5 tators said:

Jul 22, 2014 21:27:16 GMT -5 ralphlauren said:

You and me both. 

More drinks for us!!!!

Ralph- weren't you having doubts the other day? Lol.

Yes totally. But I snapped out of it. I have no doubts I snap back

[Deleted]

Jul 22, 2014 21:12:35 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

Making him wear two condoms is a terrible idea, as it causes more friction and is more likely to tear.

this is such a thuper therious post and its making me laugh.

[noodleskooze]

Jul 23, 2014 6:43:09 GMT -5 @missusbee said:

this is such a thuper therious post and its making me laugh.

We had a friend who double wrapped until we told him why that was risky. He was dubbed The Grocer.

[alzi]

YOU PEOPLE ARECRAZY. STAY AWAY FROM ME!

/sits with mb

/I totally have been doubling up on bc

[SKP82]

Jul 23, 2014 6:43:09 GMT -5 @missusbee said:

Jul 22, 2014 21:12:35 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

Making him wear two condoms is a terrible idea, as it causes more friction and is more likely to tear.

this is such a thuper therious post and its making me laugh.

I didn't mean it in a thuper therious way.

/fail

[chedominique]

Lol, I said the same thing back in January and tried to stay away from the pregnancy water. But it was a very cold and icy winter.

[karmasabiotch]

Just for the record, even though I'm an old and not having sex, I would happily drink the water.