Hump day poll! Cleaning up after sex

[HoneySpider]

Use the thread to expand since the categories are pretty general (I don't know all the things people do)

[luv2rn4fun]

Too funny...I was thinking something along these lines as well.

DH grabs something (usually dirty laundry, sock or underwear) to clean up and then goes to the bathroom.  I go to the bathroom, pee, and wipe/cleanup.  I also make sure I shower at some point before going to bed, usually sooner than later.

Other topics that I was thinking might not have been covered are anal sex (yes, no, interested, DH interested, etc) and most frequency in a given day or 24 hours.

[awick14]

I usually wipe in bed with a tissue and then I go to the bathroom to clean up more and pee. DH usually uses tissue at his bedside and we usually shower after wards.

[HoneySpider]

luv2rn4fun you should start the poll next week!

[christy082]

H goes into the bathroom first to clean off then brings me back some tissues. Then I'll go into the bathroom to clean up more thoroughly. Sometimes I'll shower after, too.

[luv2rn4fun]

Jul 23, 2014 15:50:00 GMT -5 HoneySpider said:

luv2rn4fun you should start the poll next week!

Yeah, I'll likely forget these ideas by then...we'll see!  Honestly, I totally forgot that it was even Hump Day until jjwritergirl said something.  She got my mind thinking of topics we might not have covered.

[katespade]

We both hop in the shower afterward. We use coconut oil as lube, so I don't feel clean until I've showered (or rinsed off, at least).

[miamigirl]

I usually go to the bathroom and clean up and bring some tissue for DH. We don't shower afterwards if it's nighttime

[estrellita]

We usually put a t-shirt or something down (so romantic, I know) so that keeps it off the sheets. I pee pretty much right away and use a wipe. It just gets so... sticky, lol. This is why I actually kinda prefer condoms, less cleanup! But obviously we haven't used those in a while!

[christy082]

Jul 23, 2014 18:18:06 GMT -5 estrellita said:

We usually put a t-shirt or something down (so romantic, I know) so that keeps it off the sheets. I pee pretty much right away and use a wipe. It just gets so... sticky, lol. This is why I actually kinda prefer condoms, less cleanup! But obviously we haven't used those in a while!

Lately I've been putting down a towel first, lol.

[katiek]

We also have a sex towel that we put down. After sex I waddle into the bathroom, clean myself up with toilet paper/wipes, and then H does. Honestly, this is why I prefer condoms. We used them about half the time during the pregnancy because I hate cleaning up so much.

[spankswife]

We do a "quick rinse" not a full shower/hair washing, but a lower half the body wash. It's just easier.

[ewall]

I head straight for the bathroom to pee and wipe. UTIs are my worst nightmare.

[Deleted]

I usually will go to the bathroom, pee and wipe. DH will use a tissue. If its during the day we will both shower but if it's at night and we are going to bed we won't.

[melsamoony]

I usually go to the bathroom to pee and wipe. I really don't know what H does lol.

[sarahsas]

We have washcloths that we use for this purpose. I usually pee first then clean up. We almost never shower after. Only if it's really messy and we're going somewhere.

[bk1]

I go to the bathroom to pee and wipe. DH usually just gets a towel out of the hamper or something to clean up with.

[awick14]

Id like to clarify that we don't always shower after, just after daytime sex. That's too much effort after nighttime sex.

We also only wash from the waist down.

[m1and1m]

We keep "sex towels" in the nightstand and we each use one to wipe up, then I waddle to the bathroom and finish cleaning up in there. No clue what he does, but I know it involves the sink.
I can't understand the tissue thing. Doesn't that leave tissue bits behind??

[bk1]

Umm another flameful? Every towel we own has probably been used as a sex towel at one point. I didn't know people had certain towels for it until I read that on here a while back.

[katespade]

bk1 - Wait, people have special sex towels? I'm sitting right next to you on the flameful wagon, because we just grab a towel out of the linen closet. I mean, it gets washed before it gets used again for any other purpose.

[MrsAggie]

bk1 As long as no one visits your house and ends up using a strangely firm towel it's all good lol!

[travelbug]

H always brings me paper towels, one warm one and the rest regular. Then I go pee and clean up more in the bathroom. Only shower if everything goes everywhere. Half the time we just wait!

[trixiedicksnatch]

I have to pee after sex because I get chronic utis so that's fun.

I always just go to the bathroom do my business and I usually bring back a warm wash cloth for fi because I'm nice like that.

I miss being able to just roll over and pass out or do a quick tissue clean up (we actually do have clean up wipes in the bedroom but they are cold and scented, which I didn't realize, and nobody wants a cold garden scented vagina).

[m1and1m]

We only have them because DH ended up with a case of 3 dozen really nice golf towels from an event his then-company sponsored. We don't golf, and had no desire to hang towels with the company logo in the bathroom. We've had them for 13 years and they're getting pretty ragged now, but I have no desire to spend $$ to replace them. It's really nice to always have a stash within reach, though!

[lms]

We always place a towel on the bed....and yes we have certain towels that we use. He'll use a clean part of the towel to wipe himself off while I make my way to the bathroom to pee and wipe off.