My group text nightmare. Aka funny if you aren't me

[iamali]

H recently bought a rifle (and for reals, no one turn this into a gun post). He got it to go hunting with his brother. He'd researched this purchase for months and months and talked about it with everyone nonstop.

Anyway, after he bought it and got it all customized the way he want it he took pics and sent group text to his parents and family about it.

Except. The night he sent the text I had been chatting with him via text. And I didn't realize I was replying to a group text.

And I responded, in the group text, with "is that a rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?".

I am still mortified. I haven't seen any of them since the text and im DREADING it. He told me they tease him constantly about it.

OMG.



Sent from my defective S3.

[rachers]

OMG That's hilarious

[lime]

On a scale of 1 to time to fake your own death, I give this a 7.

[blondemoment123]

Omg!


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[lilafowler]

Heh

[iamali]

Jul 23, 2014 21:19:04 GMT -5 lime said:

On a scale of 1 to time to fake your own death, I give this a 7.

Its still so recent for me so I'm still at "fake my own death".

Sent from my defective S3.

[Deleted]

Ohh man lol!

My coworkers and I were on a group text when other CW had just found out that she would most likely be losing her son. My boss was on it and had just given us a really sad update. A few minutes later one of my CW writes "Sounds good. I am going to grow out my pit hair and not wear any deodorant". She was talking to a group of friends about going to this hippy place to eat and accidently sent it to us. I was DYING. Our boss took it well.

[lime]

Jul 23, 2014 21:21:07 GMT -5 iamali said:

Jul 23, 2014 21:19:04 GMT -5 lime said:

On a scale of 1 to time to fake your own death, I give this a 7.

Its still so recent for me so I'm still at "fake my own death".

Sent from my defective S3.

Or, "my phone was hacked". 

[sofamonkey]

OMG thank you for sharing that!!  LOL!

[hisno1girl]

I once sent a sext to a hospitality minister from my church, so yeah, I feel you.

[meganew]

Group texting is dangerous

[jennysmitten]

I once sent a text to one of my good friends kinda talking shit on her. I meant to send it to H, but I had been texting them both. I was mortified. She laughed about it but I wanted to die. I have good friends.

[girlfriday11]

Jul 23, 2014 21:27:11 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

I once sent a sext to a hospitality minister from my church, so yeah, I feel you.

Still one of my favorite ML stories EVER.

[DotAndBuzz]

Jul 23, 2014 21:27:11 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

I once

This is still one of my favorite stories ever told on here.  It's right up there w/ Sue_sue's "jerry's here" story.

OP - that is....unfortunate for you.  But hilarious for us. 

[sjh722]

LOL!

If it makes you feel any better, H replied to a group text (not realizing it was a group) from my cousin announcing his wife's pregnancy with "way to bone".

Other recipients included my grandparents, my aunts, her mom, and her aunt and grandma. Niiiice.

[livinitup]

Call me jaded...

I think you can pull-off a " ... Is that a ___ in your pocket?" pretty easy as a married.

I mean. ..,, it's a fvcking JOKE. Everyone knows that. ... Or should.

[Deleted]

Jul 23, 2014 21:28:02 GMT -5 meganew said:

Group texting is dangerous

I can't stand group texts!

[hisno1girl]

I wish I could find my story to link here but I can't. It's way worse than yours.

[DotAndBuzz]

I also hate the group texts. FIL sent one today detailing his golf plans, as they were happening in real time. I finally called H and was like WTF is going on here? Am I missing something?

No, he just thinks FIL was texting us when he meant to text MIL. H gave him the heads up (effing FINALLY), but I'm just thankful it was only mistaken golf updates. I don't want to think about the alternative.

[mellymel]

Omg I would die. Sorry!

[awick14]

Lol!

[berbles]

Shortly after we split I was texting both my XH and a friend. I was talking some shit about the ex, and of course, sent it to him. Sorrynotsorry

[Deleted]

Depending on the sense of humor of the group, it may just be something they laugh off. Unless they are conservatives. Then you should hide.

[tiptoetulips]

Lol thanks for sharing

[candreco]

LOL! Group texts make me nervous because it's not readily obvious on my phone who all is on them.

[hbear]

I'm really LOLing. That will be a story to tell at family dinners for many years!

[sandytoes]

LOL! That's hilarious! Play it up and pretend like you did it on purpose. It's a joke and I'm sure everyone thought it was funny.

[Deleted]

OMG I live in fear of doing this, sorry!

[Deleted]

Lol!

[karmasabiotch]

SO funny!