NCEPR: a pixy-esqe quiz/poll

[Chirp]

I'm on my phone, so this may not post well, but I saw it and thought of you guys.

Its a quiz on buzzfeed; how scared of clowns are you?

www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/how-scared-of-clowns-are-you?bffb=quiz&s=mobile

[pixy0stix]

[pixy0stix]

Guess what? I'm not scared of clowns.

[panicked]

I'm not even attempting to open that quiz. NEWP.

Also, pixy0stix, I always liked you. UNTIL NOW. Mr Rogers is a kind, sweet, NOT SCARY AT ALL man and YOU'VE RUINED HIM FOREVER.

[pixy0stix]

My job here is done.

[pixy0stix]

WHY AREN'T PEOPLE TAKING THE QUIZ??!?

[snowflurry]

I got "just a little bit scared of clowns"

[rootbeerfloat]

You got: You’re very scared of clowns
You are not okay with clowns. You need there to be fewer clowns in the world. You should probably looking into clown-proofing your home.

[omgzombies]

I got Just a little bit too. I have many fears, but clowns ain't one of them.

[mcmel]

"Not scared of clowns"

Yeah they're not the best thing ever, but as long as their last name isn't Gacy then I'm good.

[Michelle]

I got that I'm only a little bit scared of clowns.

But that was a wimpy quiz compared to the fucking terrifying clowns Pixy posts.

[meshaliuknits]

I cannot cope with clowns. I already knew this, but I like to think of it as a strong sense of self preservation. Also attacked by ZOMBIE clowns is my worst nightmare. Literally. Zombie clown dreams fuck my sleep up for days.

I also cannot cope with realistic dolls or dolls that move. Fuck you Teddy Ruxbin!

Sent from my EVO

[elleblue]

Unsurprisingly, not scared of clowns. 

[katfco]

Nowhere close to scared of clowns. When you've seen your grandfather, grandmother, uncles, cousins and yourself as one, they're less scary.

[meshaliuknits]

Jul 24, 2014 17:54:26 GMT -5 katfco said:

Nowhere close to scared of clowns. When you've seen your grandfather, grandmother, uncles, cousins and yourself as one, they're less scary.

It would just make me mistrust my relatives. I'm only half joking. Clowns are on my "shiv first, question later" list.

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[katfco]

Jul 24, 2014 17:58:24 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Jul 24, 2014 17:54:26 GMT -5 katfco said:

Nowhere close to scared of clowns. When you've seen your grandfather, grandmother, uncles, cousins and yourself as one, they're less scary.

It would just make me mistrust my relatives. I'm only half joking. Clowns are on my "shiv first, question later" list.

Sent from my EVO

They're all kind of crazy, but in the fun crazy, not the scary crazy. 

So I shouldn't share a picture of myself as a clown in this thread?  

[mnvegas]

I got "you are not afraid of clowns:: You are totally down with clowns. Clowns are absolutely okay in your book. You may in fact be a clown yourself! This means people will ask you to remove scary clowns from their bathroom.

[UMaineTeach]

You got: You are not scared of clowns

[pixy0stix]

I think everyone who is scared, besides mesh, noped right out of the thread.

[meshaliuknits]

Jul 24, 2014 18:59:23 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I think everyone who is scared, besides mesh, noped right out of the thread.

I would have scored more afraid but beyonce is really distracting! We should use that method in war.

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[rootbeerfloat]

Jul 24, 2014 18:59:23 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I think everyone who is scared, besides mesh, noped right out of the thread.

I was stupid and took the quiz, too. I needed to console myself with a cookie afterwards.