Emerson Kate, born 38w5d on 4/6/12 at 6:02 p.m., 5 lbs 13 oz and 18 3/4 inches. Lucas Matthew, born 39w5d on 4/11/14 at 8:20 a.m., 7 lbs 4 oz and 20 inches.
I want to make a snide comment, but that would be hypocritical. My parents didn't do much better. I do feel bad for the child though. I keep imagining people joking about how they're going to take Lexus for a ride.