A would you eat this poll. (UPDATE PG 2)

[lpcats]

Was it wrapped? If it looked like it came straight from the grocery store...maybe...

[sonrisa]

WTF? Perhaps they thought someone might feed it to a pet? Or the person who made the pile had dementia? I'm going with dementia.

[walterismydog]

I always answer yes. Today I answer no.

[fangoriagurkel]

I would not. Maybe just maybe if it were in a sealed package and I was walking home from the market and seeing made me realize that I forgotten to pick up chicken. But probably not.

And cue thinking that people might be serving free pile food to unsuspecting guests.

[sonrisa]

Jul 29, 2014 23:49:48 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

Jul 29, 2014 23:48:05 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

WTF? Perhaps they thought someone might feed it to a pet? Or the person who made the pile had dementia? I'm going with dementia.

Dude looked early 30's and coherent. Chicken were set aside from the non food items and arranged in a manner that was pleasing to the eye.

Perhaps it was "candid camera" or a social psych experiment?


I don't think any arrangement that didn't involve a freezer could be all that pleasing to the eye for frozen chicken.

[walterismydog]

Lately I'm just grossed out by chicken in general, though. So that could be influencing my answer.

I recuse myself from this poll.

[Nonny]

I'll eat a lot of random expired foodstuffs from my own fridge and freezer, but I draw the line at random neighborhood food freebies.

[sonrisa]

Jul 29, 2014 23:54:16 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

Jul 29, 2014 23:52:35 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

I don't think any arrangement that didn't involve a freezer could be all that pleasing to the eye for frozen chicken.

Even if it involved the Golden Ratio?

Nope.

Not even Falling Water made of melting chicken

Nor the Pyramids of Gizard

Nor Chicken Itza

Nor The Garden of Poultry Delights

[athena3210]

Oh he'll no. You know that stray animals are going to be all over that tonight.

[MixedBerryJam]

I would like to say no to this, but the fact of the matter is we took 6 frozen pork roasts (the giant ones you get from Costco's, I mean, in manufacturer's cryovac seal, no expiration dates) from some random dude at the rest stop on 684 in Katonah, CT once, so ... I'm still going with "No." We gave them to our food pantry, but only after we ate a portion of one and didn't die. We told the food pantry someone gave them to us, but left out the part about the rest stop.

[wambam]

Jul 29, 2014 23:43:17 GMT -5 RexManningDay said:

Oh. I, like, ALWAYS answer yes to "would you eat this" polls.

But no.

This, exactly.

[MixedBerryJam]

Jul 29, 2014 23:58:31 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

SOMEONE VOTED YES!!!

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.


ETA: Um, I mean, that is a valid response, please go into detail?

It wasn't me!

[Deleted]

NO. I have no idea what happened with it between the store and the pile.

Even if in the orig. pkg....maybe it sat in the car for a few hours, then they forgot to refrigerate it, then finally froze it. Now it is frozen and sitting there for the taking.

EWWWWWW

[underwaterrhymes]

This is not just a no but a fuck no.

[jane6672]

If it's still there, please photograph it for us.

Pretty please.

[snowflurry]

No way. I am not that trusting of people.

[pooh8402]

No way in hell

[hereigo]

Negative ghost rider.

[isabel]

Jul 30, 2014 7:52:20 GMT -5 wambam said:

Jul 29, 2014 23:43:17 GMT -5 RexManningDay said:

Oh. I, like, ALWAYS answer yes to "would you eat this" polls.

But no.

This, exactly.

Oh, thank god. I was scrolling to see whether you had answered or not. I am quite pleased with this response. Lol

[waaahmbulance]

Hell no, and I don't understand why somebody would even try to put it out there for free. If you have a legit reason for not wanting/needing it, why not just offer it to a friend, co-worker, or neighbor along with an explanation of why you don't want it. That's a lot less creepy than putting it in your random free junk pile.

[fuckyourcouch]

Not a fucking chance. This is how you end up on dateline.

[jane6672]

Jul 30, 2014 9:50:57 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

UPDATE:

I didn't feel like getting wet to check out some sketchy meat.

Way too easy.

[fuckyourcouch]

Jul 30, 2014 9:50:57 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

getting wet to check out some sketchy meat.

[MixedBerryJam]

Jul 30, 2014 9:56:08 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

MixedBerryJam I want to flame you for both eating rest stop meat and DONATING it.

But this is a safe space. So I won't. LOL.

Oh, in this case I would not say it would be completely undeserved!

[Deleted]

No. I don't trust how people handle their meat. TWSS