Not because of buttmeat, even though I'm not eager to give one, but no one has ever been into it. Given the proper amount of alcohol and adding a shower into the equation, I might do it. But as an ex said, "Who wants tongue-induced swampass?"
Not because of buttmeat, even though I'm not eager to give one, but no one has ever been into it. Given the proper amount of alcohol and adding a shower into the equation, I might do it. But as an ex said, "Who wants tongue-induced swampass?"
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Post by VeryViolet on Jul 30, 2014 13:23:14 GMT -5
I feel like this is one of those things that no one is going to come in here and be all "Oh yeah I love them, my DH loves them and we do it at least three times a week". Because even if that is true some things were not meant to be shared. LOL
I was once talked into putting a condom on my finger and touching someone's butt innards during sex and it was a horrific experience. I am going to KOKO with my belief that folks don't have assholes, we all poop out of mysterious places that are replaced with unicorns and rainbows after.
I'm not even sure I know what it really is? Like, what does the 'job' parent entail?
So, I answered no, obvs. I am not typically astonished by what turns people on, because I'm not exactly a shrinking violet, but this isn't my thing, man.
It does seem like it would require a decent amount of upper body strength to keep the cheeks spread. I'm going to ignore the fact that the man could spread them for you. Even then, if he lost his grip the cheek recoil could put probably put out an eye. Hazards everywhere.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny