Wednesday night laughs!

[spindle92]

I just saw a commercial for some show called extreme parenting.
Some parents were getting ready to have the sex talk with their what looked like toddler aged children.  (Ummm isn't that a bit young for the birds and the bees?)

Anyways the mom says "Sex is just a hug between genitals."

LMFAO!!!!

[spindle92]

chalupa, I do not disagree one bit.

[Muddled]

Hey, Spindle, did you see what Freddie prince Jr. said about Jack?

[gault]

You can laugh about bf's geeky ways, but I am debating either
a. watching Sword In The Stone or
b. playing the original Fable on my 360.

And reading A Dance With Dragons before bed.
Suck it, trebek!

[spindle92]

Jul 30, 2014 19:35:08 GMT -5 Muddled said:

Hey, Spindle, did you see what Freddie prince Jr. said about Jack?

Ummm no.
Do tell.

[spindle92]

Jul 30, 2014 19:39:24 GMT -5 gault said:

You can laugh about bf's geeky ways, but I am debating either
a. watching Sword In The Stone or
b. playing the original Fable on my 360.

And reading A Dance With Dragons before bed.
Suck it, trebek!

are you even speaking in English here? ;D

[Muddled]

Oh, Gault. Lol.


He said Jack was completely unprofessional and working with him was the worst experience ever and it made him rethink his career choice.

[gault]

Muddled, Jack who?
Freddie Prince Jr was my crush in middle school

[spindle92]

Jul 30, 2014 19:42:34 GMT -5 Muddled said:

Oh, Gault. Lol.


He said Jack was completely unprofessional and working with him was the worst experience ever and it made him rethink his career choice.

He has just fallen way down on my ladder for those words against my beloved Mr Bauer.

[spindle92]

Jul 30, 2014 19:45:01 GMT -5 gault said:

Muddled, Jack who?
Freddie Prince Jr was my crush in middle school

Jack Bauer - 24 - best show on the planet but there is no sword fighting in it so you may not enjoy it.  LOL!

[doriswe]

HD TV does no favors for the b-list celebrities on Sharknado 2.

[bullygirl979]

My sister just posted on FB that she is preggo. I'm not laughing and she better be fucking kidding.

[doriswe]

Jul 30, 2014 20:55:30 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

My sister just posted on FB that she is preggo. I'm not laughing and she better be fucking kidding.

uhhhh not THAT sister, right? Tell me it's not that sister!

[bullygirl979]

Jul 30, 2014 20:56:48 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Jul 30, 2014 20:55:30 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

My sister just posted on FB that she is preggo. I'm not laughing and she better be fucking kidding.

uhhhh not THAT sister, right? Tell me it's not that sister!

No my sister with the 6 kids.

It's some breast cancer thing so not true. Thank Christ

[esdreturns]

Jul 30, 2014 21:00:30 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Jul 30, 2014 20:56:48 GMT -5 doriswe said:

uhhhh not THAT sister, right? Tell me it's not that sister!

No my sister with the 6 kids.

It's some breast cancer thing so not true. Thank Christ

Oh, I hate those things. :/

[Muddled]

Jul 30, 2014 19:45:01 GMT -5 gault said:

Muddled, Jack who?
Freddie Prince Jr was my crush in middle school

Oh, Gault.

[spindle92]

Jul 30, 2014 22:04:25 GMT -5 Muddled said:

Jul 30, 2014 19:45:01 GMT -5 gault said:

Muddled, Jack who?
Freddie Prince Jr was my crush in middle school

Oh, Gault.

She is too busy playing dungeons and dragons to know the awesomeness that is Jack.

[gault]

Jul 30, 2014 22:07:31 GMT -5 spindle92 said:

Jul 30, 2014 22:04:25 GMT -5 Muddled said:

Oh, Gault.

She is too busy playing dungeons and dragons to know the awesomeness that is Jack.

YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR

[spindle92]

Jul 30, 2014 22:13:20 GMT -5 gault said:

Jul 30, 2014 22:07:31 GMT -5 spindle92 said:

She is too busy playing dungeons and dragons to know the awesomeness that is Jack.

YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR

Hey its the only game I know the name of.

[Muddled]

Jul 30, 2014 22:13:20 GMT -5 gault said:

Jul 30, 2014 22:07:31 GMT -5 spindle92 said:

She is too busy playing dungeons and dragons to know the awesomeness that is Jack.

YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR

Is dungeons and dragons an insult? wasn't that #2 on your list of things to do.tonight?

[gault]

No it was not! lol

[spindle92]

Jul 30, 2014 22:22:24 GMT -5 gault said:

No it was not! lol

I just scared my cat from all the laughter.

[gault]

I hate you guise.


*huffy door slam*

[tiramisu]

This whole thread is cracking me the hell up! I needed laughs, thank you!

[doriswe]

Jul 30, 2014 22:16:09 GMT -5 spindle92 said:

Jul 30, 2014 22:13:20 GMT -5 gault said:

YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR

Hey its the only game I know the name of.

c'mon, spindle92, you know gault is playing Magic the Gathering!

[Muddled]

What did she say she was playing? Spore? Spawn?


Oops. Fable. Sorry, gault. Now please explain your game and why it is so fun and we are all missing out.

[cuddlyevil]

Jul 31, 2014 6:53:47 GMT -5 Muddled said:

What did she say she was playing? Spore? Spawn?


Oops. Fable. Sorry, gault. Now please explain your game and why it is so fun and we are all missing out.

Because she can call someone "Lord Twigglebottom" and it won't be an insult?

_{I got nothing.}

[gault]

I'm laying in my bed laughing. Lolol

Suffice to say, you're all getting flaming poop on your doorstep.
With a tiny plastic drink sword lodged on top.

[doriswe]

Jul 31, 2014 8:46:14 GMT -5 chalupa said:

Jul 31, 2014 6:12:25 GMT -5 doriswe said:

c'mon, spindle92, you know gault is playing Magic the Gathering!

I will be home alone tonight, because Thursdays are the day my bf will be playing Magic until 2 or 3 in the morning. Card games are a wild and crazy way to spend your evening, it seems.

Are you being serious?? Tell me you're joking!

[doriswe]

Jul 31, 2014 8:53:00 GMT -5 chalupa said:

Jul 31, 2014 8:48:22 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Are you being serious?? Tell me you're joking!

No joke. Game nights usually take place in my living room and dining room on Sunday. A whole lot of nerdiness moved into my house with the bf!

lol...I would love to listen in to their game!