This is so stupid, but it drives me INSANE. H heats his food up for way too long in the microwave. I made shrimp and cauliflower fried rice for dinner. He came home from work and put it in the microwave for two minutes. It was still on the stove! Why would you microwave for that long?
I tell him every time and he still does it. Then he complains that it's too hot and it over cooked it.
It's the little things in marriage that will drive you insane. Lol
Hmm DH doesn't use the timer correctly on the microwave. If something needs to be warmed up- like 30 seconds to a minute- he puts 10 minutes on the microwave and walks away, forgets about it and overheats/cooks the shit out if it.
Drives me insane. I do not eat it, shouldn't bother me. But it does. I feel ya.
This weekend H and I went kayaking on an overnight trip. For two hours he walked around the campsite with a shirt draped over his neck and had the ends of it in his mouth. Wtf H! Put the damn shirt on or put it away! Stop putting it in your mouth! You're not two!
My H also over cooks everything in the microwave. If something needs 30 seconds, he'll pick one of the auto start buttons and walk away. Yeah, six minutes later, he's all"what's that smell? "
This also frequently happens with our oven as he insists all food must be broiled.
My husband can't make a goddamned peanut butter and jelly sandwich that has an appropriate peanut butter to jelly ratio and does NOT have some random smear of jelly on the outside of the bread, guaranteeing that you'll end up with sticky hand.
I get ENRAGED when I see him making sandwiches for himself. Or for L.
Mine does the opposite! He will eat just about anything straight from the fridge. If he does heat it, it's basically just enough to take the chill off. Gross! He refers to the way I like to heat things as "Lilac Hot". No, weirdo...it's just hot. You know, the way food is meant to be eaten!
You're absolutely right; it's the little things that sneak up on you in a marriage!
My husband can't make a goddamned peanut butter and jelly sandwich that has an appropriate peanut butter to jelly ratio and does NOT have some random smear of jelly on the outside of the bread, guaranteeing that you'll end up with sticky hand.
I get ENRAGED when I see him making sandwiches for himself. Or for L.