Small Town FB shenanigans

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Someone shared a link to the local SPCA's post about a lost puppy.
A while ago, someone lost her dog, and LOST HER SHIT everywhere, all over the page, because an unnamed, but heavily hinted at, neighbor took her dog out of the yard and took it to the pound. I guess the SPCA did eventually inform her that this was what happened, but she had been blasting it all over before that. 70 comment posts, of her screaming about it.
She immediately posted on the new post. Then the following happened. It's a bit TL;DR, so I bolded the important parts.

Lady:So sad where did she go missing from? Call both *and *cty SPCAs that is what happened to my dog she was in the yard and someone came in and got her and took her to the pound
Yesterday at 8:13am · Like · 3

Other 1: crazy man must be at it again!
Yesterday at 8:56am · Like · 1

Other 2: Lady...*surrounding* area...Other 1...do U know who the 'crazy' is?
Yesterday at 8:58am · Like · 1

Other 1: yes my sisters neighbor, he's taken dogs out of yards before and taken them to SPCA he hates animals
Yesterday at 9:00am · Like · 1

Lady: Yea but he picks em up in Town.
Yesterday at 9:00am · Like

Other 1: true
Yesterday at 9:01am · Like · 1

Lady: I will keep a look out for you
Yesterday at 9:01am · Like · 1

Lady: maybe he has a relative in Surrounding Town! LOL
Yesterday at 9:01am · Like · 1

Other 1: I live in Surrounding Town and will look around for you
Yesterday at 9:02am · Like · 1

Lady: But he IS the 1st thing I thought of
Yesterday at 9:02am · Like · 1

Other 3: Who is he?
15 hrs · Like

Lady: Im not mentioning his name. But he IS crazy!
15 hrs · Like · 1

Other 1: I PM'd her
15 hrs · Like · 1

Other 1: everyone needs to beware of his behavior
15 hrs · Like · 1

Other 4: LOL Yep he's nutz alright
15 hrs · Like · 1

Other 1: I honestly think he needs evaluated
15 hrs · Like · 2

Other 4: Not going to happen he does everything right up to the letter and stops, that's planned evil!
14 hrs · Like · 1

Other 1: yes the things he does is calculated
14 hrs · Like · 1

Other 3: "Calculated" means with intent and for - thought
14 hrs · Like · 2

Other 4: Yep this is what the man does, and has done for the 10 years I've known him, his woman is the same! They have a business here also!
14 hrs · Like · 1

Other 1: trouble is though it's calculating meaness
14 hrs · Like · 1

Other 3: Lovely...the worst type then!!!! I wish people would start sharing the love of names....I am about too
14 hrs · Like · 1

Other 5: I dont live in town and I know who he is ,, sad to cause distress not only on the owner but the poor animal.. .. who treated him so poorly that he feels the needs to hurt others,,
13 hrs · Like · 1

Other 4: Hummmm....are we jumping to a conclusion here?
11 hrs · Like

Lady: oh I doubt he took this specific animal, but he took mine to the pound and my dog was in MY YARD. Hes taken others too
11 hrs · Like

Lady: he doesn't go out of Town tho\
11 hrs · Like

Other 4: If anyone is stupid enough to take any animal off of my property, they will have a new reality of painful...!!!!!
11 hrs · Like · 1

Lady: he does it sneaky
11 hrs · Like · 2

Other 4: Yep he trapped my barn cats, in my yard with my food. Then turned me into the SPCA for not feeding my cats. Had to take a day off work to prove that I bought food, since I was out of town. Had to get verification that the person who had been feeding them was in fact feeding them, etc. Then he has the balls to try and tell me what I can and can not do in my own yard? While he sets with his pump, and makes fun of me? Please.....!
10 hrs · Like · 1

Other 3: seriously...it is time to spread the "love"
10 hrs · Like · 3

Other 4: My thoughts and a few of the neighbors thoughts also !
10 hrs · Like · 1

Other 3: Why are you all scared to tell the truth? I was clobbered by the school union President last year by her and her ilk on the Save Our School District Website. She lied, I am still waiting for that Wrestling room at elementary to "magically appear by the fairies"......
10 hrs · Like · 2

Other 3: Same type of people...same type of arrogants Other 4! If these type of individuals are allowed to spreed their bile, the truth will be never told!
8 hrs · Like · 1

Other 4: Lady....2 can play the 'sneaky game'....motion lights....'pepper' spray,,,the Castle Doctrine....get the picture?
2 hrs · Like
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We've jumped to recommending killing people.  Guns N Bibles, people.  We cling to em.

[studytime45]

I read the whole thing.

I wish I could get those 3 minutes of my life back.

[picaflora]

We have a fighting crime page for our area where a select few post pics from the most wanted list and keeps fairly up to date on events around town. It's helped get a number caught, and reduced the number of heroin dealers. The call-outs are HILARIOUS though.

If someone knows you're a friend of the one in trouble, you'll be tagged in the comments. Typically followed with - "I know y'all are friends, where are they?" "Don't lie - I SAW THE CAR IN YOUR DRIVEWAY". Or they'll tag the perp on FB, followed with a "xxx, turn yourself in! Don't make me call your Mom/Grandma/Aunt!!"

[castle281]

Joining the two FB pages for my neighborhood was both the best and worst decision I've ever made.

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"he does it sneaky"

LOLOLOL

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"he does it sneaky"

LOLOLOL