How long do you like to have the sex for?

[DesertMoon]

For those on mobile.

under 7 mins.
10 mins
15 mins
over a half an hr
special sexflake.

[rainbowchip]

Why is 0 not an option?

[TrudyCampbell]

Actual intercourse? I max out at 10 minutes. Once 20 minutes has been reached I start ruining the moment by asking WTF is taking so long.

[laurack]

hours and hours! karma sutra baby, yeah!



wait. no sorry, i dislike sex.

[katfco]

I suppose it depends on how you're defining it. The whole process or the physical intercourse?

[DesertMoon]

DH has it in his head that ppl (married ppl) make love for hours on end, while passionately making out and whispering sweet nothings....I always say it's not true, it's a myth but he thinks we are the odd couple not sharing in this glorious idealistic sexlife.

[careyalis]

I prefer heavy foreplay and about 10 minutes of actual sex.

[Deleted]

Jul 31, 2014 9:22:12 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

DH has it in his head that ppl (married ppl) make love for hours on end, while passionately making out and whispering sweet nothings....I always say it's not true, it's a myth but he thinks we are the odd couple not sharing in this glorious idealistic sexlife.

LOL

[TrudyCampbell]

Jul 31, 2014 9:22:12 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

DH has it in his head that ppl (married ppl) make love for hours on end, while passionately making out and whispering sweet nothings....I always say it's not true, it's a myth but he thinks we are the odd couple not sharing in this glorious idealistic sexlife.

Show him this poll!

[sandj82110]

Jul 31, 2014 9:22:12 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

DH has it in his head that ppl (married ppl) make love for hours on end, while passionately making out and whispering sweet nothings....I always say it's not true, it's a myth but he thinks we are the odd couple not sharing in this glorious idealistic sexlife.

Haha, I think your husband is delusional. 

[DesertMoon]

Jul 31, 2014 9:25:41 GMT -5 sandj82110 said:

Jul 31, 2014 9:22:12 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

DH has it in his head that ppl (married ppl) make love for hours on end, while passionately making out and whispering sweet nothings....I always say it's not true, it's a myth but he thinks we are the odd couple not sharing in this glorious idealistic sexlife.

Haha, I think your husband is delusional. 

He watches too many romantic comedies...they've confused him.

[muppetinma]

I really enjoy sex. I don't whisper sweet nothings.

[laurack]

Jul 31, 2014 9:22:12 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

DH has it in his head that ppl (married ppl) make love for hours on end, while passionately making out and whispering sweet nothings....I always say it's not true, it's a myth but he thinks we are the odd couple not sharing in this glorious idealistic sexlife.

[DesertMoon]

I showed him this poll and he read some comments....all he took away was muppetinma saying I really enjoy sex...he pointed to her comment and said see, I told you...

[katfco]

I think the longest we've ever taken to work up to it is an hour and a half.

[lauranicole91]

15-20mins.

And I agree, you DH sounds delusional. Maybe just wishful thinking on his part? Ha!

[DesertMoon]

Jul 31, 2014 9:36:47 GMT -5 katfco said:

I think the longest we've ever taken to work up to it is an hour and a half.

Married with kids? Or when you were dating?

[lauranicole91]

Jul 31, 2014 9:35:34 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

I showed him this poll and he read some comments....all he took away was muppetinma saying I really enjoy sex...he pointed to her comment and said see, I told you...

Face palm.

[Deleted]

Hahaha. Under ten minutes.

[laurensmomma]

I am the queen of quickies, so I voted under 7 minutes. It generally doesn't take me long to um, get mine, so by the time I'm done, I'm praying he's not far behind me. I don't need or want the sweet nothings whispered in my ear.

[katfco]

Jul 31, 2014 9:38:11 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

Jul 31, 2014 9:36:47 GMT -5 katfco said:

I think the longest we've ever taken to work up to it is an hour and a half.

Married with kids? Or when you were dating?

We didn't have sex before marriage. I meant recently. 

However, we play "strip" games, so that's how it takes so long. It's not 90 constant minutes. 

[The Foozzler]

Jul 31, 2014 9:22:12 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

DH has it in his head that ppl (married ppl) make love for hours on end, while passionately making out and whispering sweet nothings....I always say it's not true, it's a myth but he thinks we are the odd couple not sharing in this glorious idealistic sexlife.

[The Foozzler]

Honestly, when I am actually in the mood for sex, a half hour from foreplay to finish is enough time. Just sex really shouldn't go past 10 minutes without me getting impatient.

[Beener]

My husband also believes that every girl dreams of a man who can go forever. I keep telling him that's only true in Hollywood movies!

[TrudyCampbell]

Strip games?? Man, I'm boring.

[EmmieB1025]

[katfco]

Jul 31, 2014 9:48:59 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Strip games?? Man, I'm boring.

No, I mean games that also involve strip--like strip poker, but we do Trivial Pursuit or cribbage instead. 

Yes, we're nerds. 

[EmmieB1025]

Jul 31, 2014 9:45:44 GMT -5 The Foozzler said:

Jul 31, 2014 9:22:12 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

DH has it in his head that ppl (married ppl) make love for hours on end, while passionately making out and whispering sweet nothings....I always say it's not true, it's a myth but he thinks we are the odd couple not sharing in this glorious idealistic sexlife.

Haha! Jinx!  My internet was slow to load my picture!  You beat me.

[carawestt]

Like 15 minutes max. After that, I'm rolling my eyes and wondering when he'll be done.

[Beener]

Anyone else go through their shipping list or to do list if it gets too long?
ETA: in my head, not out loud. Lol