Fertility voodhoo medicine & my MIL overstepping her bounds

[wambam]

OMG.

O. M. G.

LOL

[ginger]

W. T. F.

[alzi]

OMG. This is so wildly inappropriate and offensive. Your H needs to have a come to Jesus talk with his mom about boundaries.

[krystee]

Rage!

[lime]

I will tap you with my mind from a distance for the low, low price of 70$. No wait - 65$ and you also get a free set of steak knives!!

Sorry your MIL is such an ass.

[VeryViolet]

Well don't stop there how to we broken people with PCOS get rid of all that trauma energy? Do we have to have a seance for our dead ancestors? Ouija board?

Seriously though I am sorry you are dealing with this. Can your H tell his mother to back the fuck off. I dealt with a friend who was going to cure me with ar.bonne vitamins and I almost punched her.

[elleblue]

Sounds legit.

[cville]

I pretty much despise them both.

[awick14]

Wow! This is crazy.

[redheadk]

You must ingest INGREDIENTS and CHEMICALS.

[candreco]

Ugh, and I'm sure she thinks she's helping. She seriously shouldn't need to be told that it's a sensitive, very personal topic and to just leave it alone, but maybe your H should remind her.

[btay]

Well I'm glad I paid the RE all that money. This makes much more sense

[amberlyrose]

Uh. You didn't punch her?

[Deleted]

Omg! I hate shit like this.

My mil does some kind of bullshit where she pushes your arm down to find "issues". She also does it over the phone by "connecting with your energy" and pulling her two ring fingers apart instead of pushing your arm down like she would do in person. I mean, I don't even know how to explain it. She charges $100/hr, but usually works in 3 hour session. She makes $300 pulling on her fingers.

[Deleted]

I'm sorry your mil is being an ass

[hippygirl]

This is so bizarre.

[nomad100]

How did you not slap you MIL?

[margarita]

Oh, ffs!

[madringal]

I am sorry. I am sure that hurt to hear. I never understand how people can be so insensitive.

[adhdfashion]

Lmao
Well at least you can give her rocks for Christmas to fix her shockra .

[wambam]

Aug 1, 2014 11:52:53 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

So according to this sheet you have confusion and fear trapped... In your ovaries?

Huh.

I have hope and wistful remembrance trapped in mine.

[Deleted]

omg.

[Monica Geller]

O.M.G! Rage!! You are a saint for not throat punching her!

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2014 11:49:36 GMT -5 jillianashley6 said:

Aug 1, 2014 11:45:52 GMT -5 redheadk said:

You must ingest INGREDIENTS and CHEMICALS.

I do. Diet Coke, which causes brain cancer in fetuses. (Is that the right plural? Fetii? IDK)

And regular Peanut Butter- not the sugar free kind. (Seriously, she thinks Jif is poison. She keeps bringing these MASSIVE jars of natural PB and leaving it with us when she leaves. We have like 3 in our pantry, and I need to remember to throw them out before she comes again this weekend, cause I'm sure she is bringing another. That shit is NASTY. Jif for LYFE!)

Oh and ice cream. Made with milk. Because have you HEARD about all those hormones they feed cows, and you'll get cancer and die a horrific and slow death. (But I'd die happy and full of ice cream....sooo....)

Donate the natural peanut butter--that's a most wanted item for most food banks (not natural necessarily but you know what I mean)

[wambam]

Aug 1, 2014 11:59:56 GMT -5 tripleshot said:

Wow. That's ridiculous. I had a coworker tell me that his ionic water could cure my scleroderma. He didn't even know the name of my disease or anything about it. Just knew I've been sick for years with some weird disease. It got to be harassment and I had to go to HR.

No dude, your magic water won't cure this. The Cleveland Clinic can't cure it.

On our honeymoon, my and I ate dinner several times with this one couple. We thought they were totes normal until the last night when the guy told me about his ionic water and even gave me his ionic water seller card.

[Knight]

I'd tap your MIL in the face. Hard.

[coribelle26]

Next time you talk about your diagnosis, please describe it as "my ovaries are trapped in a class cage of emotions."

Also, I would like to offer to tap her face. Not with my mind.

[Serenity9]

OMG. I hope you told your H to shut that shit down.

[Captain Serious]

I have a big mouth and would have lit into her like nobody's business. I'm sorry you had to hear that. That's the level of insensitivity that would make me not want to talk to her ever again.

[whiskeyandwine]

Omg.

I am not laughing at this and yet, I can't stop laughing. I'm so sorry, JA.

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