Who is the weirdest person you have ever FB stalked?

[bab]

Whatever, lets not pretend I'm alone here!

Who have you been tracking down online?

I recently did some super sleuthing and found my old gyno.  You don't understand, I LOVED him.  Not in a gross way, he was just my favorite doctor ever.  He delivered my girls and was such a good doctor.  They don't make them like that anymore  He worked alone so he actually knew his patients.  
I thought of him because I had an appointment with my new doctor this week and although he is nice, it's just not the same.  Unless I become very ill or get pregnant, I don't think this doctor will ever really know who I am.  


I was talking to my sister a couple weeks ago and she admitted to FB stalking one of her yoga teachers. LOL

Who are you FB stalking lately?

[lime]

Lately, I haven't stalked anyone.

Weirdest? My EXFI's former wife. Or is that not weird?

[ooglie26]

H's ex-wife who is a train wreck of epic dimensions.

I haven't stalked anyone else, but do look up old flames, former friends and co-workers, etc.

[sequins]

Aug 1, 2014 22:05:58 GMT -5 toledo said:

[eb777888]

An old boss. I'm soooo embarrassed to admit this but I had a mad crush on him and worked with him for many years. Then we ran into each other a few years ago...awkward....then I FB stalked. Guilty. And I may be a little creepy.

[Deleted]

Tons of people from the past. Ex-BFs (or sort BFs?), etc.

I kind of wish I had more people to stalk. There's no one I really need to check, lol.

[RoxMonster]

An ex-friend I had a falling out with in college
A couple college professors who were cool

[eb777888]

Aug 1, 2014 22:16:53 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

Aug 1, 2014 22:12:59 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

An old boss. I'm soooo embarrassed to admit this but I had a mad crush on him and worked with him for many years. Then we ran into each other a few years ago...awkward....then I FB stalked. Guilty. And I may be a little creepy.

omg 

Yikkkes!!! 


(PDQ)    

[blondemoment123]

My landscaper.

[nsl]

A former colleague who was fired last year for having an inappropriate relationship with a student. He's made multiple "you can't handle the truth!"-esque posts since he was suspended, and I check his page once a month or so to see if he's made any other asnine statements. He locked down his FB for a few weeks after the local paper published a few public photos, but has since left the whole thing public.

[psychmom]

My son's 20 year old swim instructor. I didn't know he was 20 at the time. He's a total mama's boy and seemed like an over all good kid.

[Jermys]

Birthparents. Specifically, E's b-mom and F's b-dad because we have no contact with either of them.

[Champagne Supernova]

Not really weird but I kinda stalk an old co-worker. People were convinced he has a crush on me and I kinda have a crush on him so there was this weird tension. We exchanged emails after I left the department for a bit but it was weird so I stopped responding. We're both married so yeah, don't really want to go to that route. 

We have mutual friends and I sent him a friend request but it's been months and nope, he hasn't accepted it or anything.

[thedude]

H's biological half-siblings that he's never met.  Also an aunt we didn't know existed (different side of his family).

[eav2c]

I removed my SIL from my friends but sometimes I still look. She is crazy. Poor thing takes pictures and pretends they are her. It's odd in every way. Such a train wreck and I try to look away but can't.

[game blouses]

My ex's fiance. She is super cold and weird to me in person, but seems really cool and nice on FB, so it's a shame that we can't be friends.

[blanca]

Aug 1, 2014 22:47:36 GMT -5 @early said:

A porn star who was part of my bmb wayyy back in 2005.

Omg I think I was on that same bmb. April 2005?

[starburst604]

I stalk my H's last serious GF and her H. They have 3 kids under 2. No biggie, normal stalking I think but then there's THIS - turns out she stalks me TOO, because last weekend I got a friend request from her which she promptly withdrew. She must have died that she accidentally hit the friend button. DIED.

[underwaterrhymes]

I found my babysitter's son, who was a raging asshole, on MySpace. It was fascinating to me because he and his wife lived "off the grid" in Guatemala and he claimed to be an anarchist but here he was with an elaborate and totally public MySpace page with Nickelback or something playing in the background.

God, that kid was a dick. I haven't looked for him on FB.

[bab]

Aug 1, 2014 22:18:41 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Lol I was going to say my OB.or actually, his wife.

That's how I found mine too!! Through his wife! She would work in his office occasionally when the regular nurse was on vacation. She happened to be in the office the day we found out we were having twins.

[CheshireGrin]

Thanks to this post I just spent half an hour searching for random people from my past on FB. And I didn't even learn anything scandalous. :-(

[bluetopaz]

Old teachers and old boyfriends.

I've never FB stalked H's ex-wife, which surprises me because I am incredibly nosy and pretty good at tracking info down on the internet. I just really have no desire to know anything about her--I've been with H for 7+ years, and to my knowledge I've never seen a picture of her. (Actually come to think of it, that's not true--MIL kept the big photo album from their wedding, and I randomly pulled it off their shelf one day and opened it before I knew what it was. Thanks for keeping that around on display, MIL. What's stranger is that she doesn't have our wedding pictures anywhere.)

[karmasabiotch]

My sisters boyfriend's ex wife. I'm undecided about if I like him or not so I'm looking for hidden messages

[cville]

The local weather guy who I find charming. Which lead to me FB stalking his wife.

[rupertpenny]

Man, this thread is giving me stalking inspiration. Specifically my hot professor from college. I should look him up...

[kayakjenn]

My husband has a casual friend who had a girlfriend 20 years younger (she was 18 when they met,) and I found her FB to be a fabulous time suck. She's very artistic (which I admired) but also a very attractive party girl and there were so many albums of her seemingly crazy life. Within a few months of them meeting she got pregnant and I liked stalking all of her pregnancy and nursery-in-progress photos because everything was either dramatic, larger than life or very artistic.

Unfortunately, once he proposed (when their child was about 2 1/2,) she freaked out over the possibility of that much commitment, met someone else amd moved out. He has majority custodial rights and my understanding is that she has gone back to her artist-party girl ways amd rarely sees their child. She also defriended him, so I don't have an easy way to stalk her any more. His new girlfriend isn't anywhere as interesting, lol.

[rupertpenny]

Hm, my hot professor has a wikipedia article, which is sexy, but no one has given him any hot peppers on Rate My Professor! This is a travesty.

[cville]

Oh yeah. And a former coworker who is engaged to someone who is younger than their oldest child.

[luckyval]

An ex-bf's wife, who went cuckoo for cocoa puffs, the ex got full custody of their kids and, oddly enough, she is now dating my old boss - small world.

My old boss apparently left his wife for her and they are now moving to the Bahamas

This shit has been better than OLTL

[LeggsBenedict]

Aug 2, 2014 8:12:32 GMT -5 cville said:

Oh yeah. And a former coworker who is engaged to someone who is younger than their oldest child.

the other day I was thinking about how Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear is plowing through all of our dads and I realized she is about the same age as my brother. and then I felt weird.

why THAT is what made me feel weird, I don't know.