Helpful CALL HER OUT flow chart

[pantsparty]

Guys, we seem to be having a problem lately with appropriate call-outs. If there's one thing we hate on ML, it's getting invested in drama we're not actually interested in. Below is a helpful tool for you to determine if YOUR call-out is appropriate for the board, or if perhaps you should take it to PM. 

[textbookcase]

I love a good flow chart.

[pantsparty]

Aug 1, 2014 23:44:19 GMT -5 tators said:

I mean this is good, but I need to know all the REASONS I can call someone out.

Well damn, I don't have enough time for that chart. This is just step 1 in the CALL HER OUT process

[textbookcase]

Aug 1, 2014 23:44:19 GMT -5 tators said:

I mean this is good, but I need to know all the REASONS I can call someone out.

1. They are a catfish.
2. They have a horse named Joey.
3. They have inappropriately PMd you about something that is....inappropriate.

Reasons for taking it to PM

1. You've changed your name 10 times and no one cares who you are anymore.
2. You've been FB/IG unfriended.
3. You "call someone out" and then take it to pms and leave everyone hanging and never give us an answer. If you're putting it out there in the first place, go balls-out.

[textbookcase]

Aug 1, 2014 23:56:53 GMT -5 tators said:

Aug 1, 2014 23:48:46 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Well damn, I don't have enough time for that chart. This is just step 1 in the CALL HER OUT process

We could always add reasons not to call someone out

1- they deleted you on any social media
2- the dropped a friends name here

Now here are some good ones that we truly appreciate-
3- they didnt answer your text during a gtg so you were left out
4- they called you a liar
5- you are not a liar, and they are in fact a potential stabber
6- They want to adopt your unborn baby
7- they are a liar and did not have $400 arrive in their mailbox
8- please call out ANYONE that has a pet with a Friends themed animal name. This is crucial to detecting Catfishes that we may or may not give money to.
9- You gave them money to adopt their dog back, and they didnt actually get the dog

10- In regards to #9, you may call them out but please dont not call the cops, let a professional like Elle know and she may or may not handle the matter for you. If actually probably is dependent on the chart pants posted. If you arent known so we dont give a fuck.

Good luck and god speed.

Get outta my head.

[ralphlauren]

See I like when people try to be tough and look like assholes.  

[iamgrace]

This is good. Now we need a flow chart that details whether or not it's an issue we care about.

[hisno1girl]

Aug 1, 2014 23:56:53 GMT -5 tators said:

Aug 1, 2014 23:48:46 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Well damn, I don't have enough time for that chart. This is just step 1 in the CALL HER OUT process

We could always add reasons not to call someone out

1- they deleted you on any social media
2- they dropped a friends name here

Now here are some good ones that we truly appreciate-
3- they didnt answer your text during a gtg so you were left out
4- they called you a liar
5- you are not a liar, and they are in fact a potential stabber
6- They want to adopt your unborn baby
7- they are a liar and did not have $400 arrive in their mailbox
8- please call out ANYONE that has a pet with a Friends themed animal name. This is crucial to detecting Catfishes that we may or may not give money to.
9- You gave them money to adopt their dog back, and they didnt actually get the dog

10- In regards to #9, you may call them out but please dont not call the cops, let a professional like Elle know and she may or may not handle the matter for you. It actually probably is dependent on the chart pants posted. If you arent known, we dont give a fuck.

Good luck and god speed.

11. A SS participant doesn't send a gift.

[kristinschmistin]

Aug 2, 2014 0:22:34 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

YES. THANK YOU.

*Pointed look at the randoms that keep popping up to have long drawn out cat fights over their stale birth month board drama*

Like gmail and teacup? I was totally amused by those two for a minute there.  I hadn't heard dina's name brought up in about five years.  blast from the past!

[studytime45]

BUT WHAT IF THEY ARE NEEDLING YOU ABOUT A BREAKUP??

I'm just kidding. Imma koko, though, and call bitches out when I feel the need.

[cuddlyevil]

This *waves arms* is why I love these boards. We find entertainment in everything.

[alzi]

KOKO....I miss nuggetbrain

[wysiwyg]

Aug 2, 2014 9:55:20 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Can we name it HOW TO CALL A BITCH OUT?

In that case, it needs more z snaps!

[SKP82]

Aug 2, 2014 7:16:07 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

Aug 1, 2014 23:56:53 GMT -5 tators said:

We could always add reasons not to call someone out

1- they deleted you on any social media
2- they dropped a friends name here

Now here are some good ones that we truly appreciate-
3- they didnt answer your text during a gtg so you were left out
4- they called you a liar
5- you are not a liar, and they are in fact a potential stabber
6- They want to adopt your unborn baby
7- they are a liar and did not have $400 arrive in their mailbox
8- please call out ANYONE that has a pet with a Friends themed animal name. This is crucial to detecting Catfishes that we may or may not give money to.
9- You gave them money to adopt their dog back, and they didnt actually get the dog

10- In regards to #9, you may call them out but please dont not call the cops, let a professional like Elle know and she may or may not handle the matter for you. It actually probably is dependent on the chart pants posted. If you arent known, we dont give a fuck.

Good luck and god speed.

11. A SS participant doesn't send a gift.

This should be #1.

[pantsparty]

Aug 2, 2014 2:15:20 GMT -5 ralphlauren said:

See I like when people try to be tough and look like assholes.  

Let's not kid ourselves. This chart wouldn't have stopped gmail or motorboatmygoat.

But if I can stop just ONE senseless CALL OUT, I've done my job.

[pantsparty]

Aug 2, 2014 10:56:02 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

What if it's a man?

Obviously, a man must ALWAYS be called out. How else are we supposed to give DTMFA advice?