I'm deleting the MM confessions thread

[Deleted]

Aug 17, 2014 14:20:04 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

I still have no idea who we are talking about unless it was confirmed the person with a one letter name had the scandalous confession.

Yes

[Kore]

These stats are always sobering whenever I consider posting something scandalous

[ohiowan]

I'm really curious how the s/os felt about it...since they knew and all. If h was snorting coke off of anyone, let alone someone's labia, I'd be a little* pissy.

*need help with his body.

[Jermys]

Aug 17, 2014 14:25:32 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

Aug 17, 2014 14:24:25 GMT -5 Jermys said:

*I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH COCAINE ON PENISES*

Mostly because it seems like there would be way too much waste.  But I'm assuming it would be just a bump.

I love the "NOT A LAWYER"-esque disclaimer.

Because what if my husband sees?!?!

[elleblue]

Aug 17, 2014 14:18:02 GMT -5 pagas said:

How does one cut a line of coke on a dick? Do you just do a bump? How does it work? I cannot picture it.

Verrrrry carefully? 


No idea though. Maybe resting it on the counter for stability? 

[elleblue]

Aug 17, 2014 14:24:25 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Aug 17, 2014 14:18:02 GMT -5 pagas said:

How does one cut a line of coke on a dick? Do you just do a bump? How does it work? I cannot picture it.

*I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH COCAINE ON PENISES*

Mostly because it seems like there would be way too much waste.  But I'm assuming it would be just a bump.

I read this as cocaine or penises and I was thinking "either you're a liar or I might actually feel sorry for your husband". Lol!

[rex]

Aug 17, 2014 14:29:58 GMT -5 ohiowan said:

I'm really curious how the s/os felt about it...since they knew and all. If h was snorting coke off of anyone, let alone someone's labia, I'd be a little* pissy.

*need help with his body.

this is what i'm wondering too.

there is no way my h has my permission to snort coke off some chick's ass. open marriage to the extreme?

[MixedBerryJam]

Aug 17, 2014 14:30:58 GMT -5 frkls said:

for real, you guys. i have ONE day a week that we are busy and not online. you're going to have to keep this shit to tuesdays per our agreement. no more penis blow while i'm at church

But next time you're at church, you're going to wonder what penis and blow shenanigans you are missing. Then you'll have to start a confessions thread to come clean about thinking about penis and blow at church!

[Eagles]

Aug 17, 2014 14:18:02 GMT -5 pagas said:

How does one cut a line of coke on a dick? Do you just do a bump? How does it work? I cannot picture it.

A friend from college (hand to God, not me, I've never touched the stuff) used to do bumps off her BF's dick and then they would bone.  She insisted on telling me about it while we were driving to another friend's dad's funeral, so I was a captive audience. 

[underwaterrhymes]

Are we sure dick was involved? I thought the OP indicated that the women said yes to the coke but not the cock.

I am fairly certain H would be just as displeased with me snorting coke off some guy's penis as he would with me having sex with said guy. So if someone did snort coke off a cock, I'm not sure why they didn't just go for the whole thing.

[jlt19]

Aug 17, 2014 14:18:02 GMT -5 pagas said:

How does one cut a line of coke on a dick? Do you just do a bump? How does it work? I cannot picture it.

I sure hope someone had a credit card, and not just a razor blade...

[Eagles]

Aug 17, 2014 14:57:05 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Aug 17, 2014 14:54:41 GMT -5 frkls said:

you're right.  the only appropriate christian response would be to add it to our prayer list, so that we can respond as a loving and faithful community of Christ. 

"please be with all of the people affected by coke and cock.  may they come to know the love of God that transcends hepatitis and open marriages.  aaaaaaaaaaaaah-men"

eta:  wait wait!!!  maybe the prayer should start with, "almighty and divine admin of our lives...thank you for DDing the OPs of our sin..."

God, the ultimate moderator.

[eb777888]

Aug 17, 2014 14:57:18 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Are we sure dick was involved? I thought the OP indicated that the women said yes to the coke but not the cock.

This is what I was thinking... I mean, I don't care either way, I have no cock in this fight but she snorted coke off of his dick? lol wut

[Eagles]

OMG frkls is killing me. I'm dead and gone.

[W.T.Faulkner]

This is wonderful.

[Kore]

All this really does is make me want to go to NYC for a gtg. I think I'd get along well with them

[Deleted]

Someone PM me.

I'm lost.

[trixiedicksnatch]

I'm fucking pissed I had shit to do and stopped reading boobys thread.

I understand that third party doesn't want her h who lurks here (creepy fucking stalker controlling behavior) to know, but lets just reiterate:

Don't do shit that could ruin your marriage. (Looking at nu)
And how fucking shady for the op's to put it out there in the first place.

Look at some point I plan on making it to a gtg. And you bet your ass I'm gonna get shit show wasted. I may insist on going to a titty bar and flicking quarters at the stripper, I would hope that most details would be kept off board.

But I also don't plan on nose to dick coke snorting. Only because I can't do coke anymore with my high blood pressure.

[Deleted]

In all seriousness, I don't judge blow at GTG's. I don't think it's ever been proven you can get Hep C from sharing the bills you stick up your nose, though I would personally carry post-it's to avoid the risk (if I did coke, which of course I don't).

I am BEYOND horrified three married women were doing bumps off a strangers penis. To me, that goes beyond wild good time and straight into skanky, nasty, I wouldn't want to hang out with that kind of trash. I'm no prude but That Is Nasty.

[papie]

I thought the penis part was made up!!!!

[kaybee85]

Aug 17, 2014 15:32:30 GMT -5 papie said:

I thought the penis part was made up!!!!

[Deleted]

Aug 17, 2014 15:31:51 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Aug 17, 2014 15:30:50 GMT -5 elle said:

I am BEYOND horrified three married women were doing bumps off a strangers penis. To me, that goes beyond wild good time and straight into skanky, nasty, I wouldn't want to hang out with that kind of trash. I'm no prude but That Is Nasty.

It's truly unbelievable.

It's . . . Not within the realm of a normal good time. That right there is up there with getting a stripper and having a four way. I think I don't draw lines in a particularly conservative way, it takes a lot to make me clutch my pearls when it comes to partying, but this . . . Yeah. This is over the line.

[EllieArroway]

Never change, ML.

[v]

Guys, you all realize that unless I'm reading this wrong because there's some ML lingo I'm unaware of where when you mean to say "kitchen counter" you say "dick" instead, that whole part is a complete ML fabrication, right?

[Deleted]

Aug 17, 2014 15:35:45 GMT -5 v said:

Guys, you all realize that unless I'm reading this wrong because there's some ML lingo I'm unaware of where when you mean to say "kitchen counter" you say "dick" instead, that whole part is a complete ML fabrication, right?

Well, see, this is what's wrong with deleting the OP. We have no source material. So now I think you're doing blow off of people's penises.

[ohiowan]

Aug 17, 2014 15:35:45 GMT -5 v said:

Guys, y

Soooo you wait how long to clarify this? 

[v]

Aug 17, 2014 15:37:42 GMT -5 ohiowan said:

Aug 17, 2014 15:35:45 GMT -5 v said:

Guys, y

Soooo you wait how long to clarify this? 

Until after I went grocery shopping and took a nap?

[ohiowan]

Aug 17, 2014 15:35:45 GMT -5 v said:

Guys

And since your Hs know about this, dick or sansdick, how'd they feel about this? 

[Deleted]

If penises weren't involved I'm confused about why person 3's husband would care.

[sequins]

ML telephone. It's inexplicable.