I walked in on a coworker talking about Ferguson. At best she has some pretty obvious racial biases. This was me when I heard the topic she was talking about.
A CEO of a company we share office spaces with thought Alaska was an island. All the execs (including 2 close friends of mine who work at this company) were in a meeting and someone mentioned vacationing in Vancouver and driving up to Alaska. The CEO was like how do you drive to Alaska, it's an island.
My coworker and good friend tried to use the hair dryer to 'iron' the wrinkles in her shirt and burnt up her shirt. This same girl was talking to another coworker about an accident someone was in. He hit a Jersey wall, she said why was he in Jersey I thought he was in Virginia. I also had to convince her that ducks do in fact fly.
there are a ton of good "ice bucket challenge fails" out there but i saw this one this morning and it hit me just right. i don't know if it counts as something i heard, but it's funny.
probably not "vegetarian state" funny, but still good
My 2 year old was watching this one with me this morning, she was SO worried about that dog. where did he go? where's the doggy? is he coming back? did he run away? is he ok? 1 million questions about the dog
My 2 year old was watching this one with me this morning, she was SO worried about that dog. where did he go? where's the doggy? is he coming back? did he run away? is he ok? 1 million questions about the dog
huh...i watched it this morning, too. i didn't notice the unfortunate juggling of junk half way through. LOL!
I am sorry but I am still LMAO. The dog was watching him with those inquisitive ears, he goes " You ready Buddy?", next thing you know that dog is GONE.
My 2 year old was watching this one with me this morning, she was SO worried about that dog. where did he go? where's the doggy? is he coming back? did he run away? is he ok? 1 million questions about the dog
huh...i watched it this morning, too. i didn't notice the unfortunate juggling of junk half way through. LOL!
My exact thought was: dude, you can't even make it 50 seconds without touching your shit.
I just heard a co-worker say, "If I'm in a vegetarian state, I want them to pull the plug."
This is up there with, "Fellatio. Â You mean Fish Filet?" lol
lol. Tell your coworker he/she shouldn't give up so easily. Just move to the other states like those in the Midwest that are considered meat and potatoes states.
Side note: I dislike the use of the word vegetable
2 facts here: 1. I work in benefits. 2. My H's family is of middle eastern descent, to which so are my children.
So I have an employee (Who knows me and has seen pictures of my family) calls me about trying to find a new doctor. I'm just chatting with her about the selection in our actual town. She says she just can't find anyone on this list. She literally says "Well I don't want some Middle Eastern Mohammed doctor". I mean, even if my children and spouse were not middle eastern, you're an asshole.
My crazy uncle told my mom the other day that he went up to the corner store and bought a package of Reeses. Came back home, popped one in his mouth, and then something just told him to turn the bag over. He did, and "sure enough," those things were MADE IN MEXICO! So he spit it out, called the company up, and asked them if they would feed their kids something made in a country where SEWAGE RUNS IN THE STREETS. :?
My crazy uncle told my mom the other day that he went up to the corner store and bought a package of Reeses. Came back home, popped one in his mouth, and then something just told him to turn the bag over. He did, and "sure enough," those things were MADE IN MEXICO! So he spit it out, called the company up, and asked them if they would feed their kids something made in a country where SEWAGE RUNS IN THE STREETS. :?
You should really throw him off and tell him not to worry because they're made on/by Mars.
I had a conversation with a hairdresser last week about baby names. I told her dd's name (something similar to Bethany) and she commented on how it was nice to hear a normal/non-trendy name and that's what she likes too. I asked her what names she liked and she said that her FI really likes Charlie, but she thought that name would get him beat up. (What??) And then said the name that both of them really like is Braydon. So apparently Braydon is a non-trendy name and Charlie's get beat up? I didn't know what to say.
A CEO of a company we share office spaces with thought Alaska was an island. All the execs (including 2 close friends of mine who work at this company) were in a meeting and someone mentioned vacationing in Vancouver and driving up to Alaska. The CEO was like how do you drive to Alaska, it's an island.
My coworker and good friend tried to use the hair dryer to 'iron' the wrinkles in her shirt and burnt up her shirt. This same girl was talking to another coworker about an accident someone was in. He hit a Jersey wall, she said why was he in Jersey I thought he was in Virginia. I also had to convince her that ducks do in fact fly.
I've never heard the term "Jersey Wall." We call them concrete barriers in MI.
Post by AmeliaBedelia on Aug 19, 2014 18:42:01 GMT -5
My H's dumb cousin posted this on FB re: Ferguson - "Why are the colored people just proving the stereotypes right?! They didn't see us rioting and protesting against Indian people after 9/11!!! White people are victims of prejudice more these days anyway..."
She also managed to bring up the Holocaust and how skinny she is (?) in the comments.
A. This same girl was talking to another coworker about an accident someone was in. He hit a Jersey wall, she said why was he in Jersey I thought he was in Virginia. I also had to convince her that ducks do in fact fly.
I've never heard the term "Jersey Wall." We call them concrete barriers in MI.
If she said. What's a jersey wall? Then I could understand but she didn't.