What completely rational sentence you could speak today...

[shortstax]

What is a completely rational sentence you could speak today, that if you said 20 years ago, people would think you were insane?

Examples:

- "I dropped my blackberry and the screen cracked"

- "I was reading War and Peace until the battery died"

- "He photobombed her selfie"

and......GO!

[saywhatnow]

Sorry I butt-dialed you.

[gogreengowhite]

I just tweeted my selfie

[shortstax]

Magic Johnson will live a long life.

[darkling_glory]

I'll friend you on Facebook!

[BeagleMama]

Did you see that tweet from Oprah?

Join us for a special ceremony to mark the anniversary of September 11.

President Bush. No, the second one.

[shortstax]

Why would you pay for porn?!?

[crashgizmo]

I just checked in on my iPhone for my flight while waiting for my Lyft ride to the airport.

[justjen]

I told DH about the BEC thread on GBCN, and he was all, WTF, LOL.*


*not really. I haven't even read that thread.

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[ESF]

A black man is president.

[Deleted]

Can we print the buttons?

(We got a 3d printer at work!!!! We can print custom buttons, y'all!!!)

It's almost Pumpkin Spice Latte time!!

[shortstax]

Aug 21, 2014 11:11:32 GMT -5 @carmensandiego said:

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Aren't they awesome?  We've been playing this game at work nonstop from yesterday! 

[audette]

My chunnel tickets were discounted 30 euro!

[hski2349]

I need my phone to pay for my starbucks.

[raangoli]

Twelve years ago I told a car salesman that I didn't need GPS built into my car because I have a map. Last year I told a different salesman that I don't need the built in GPS because I have an iphone.

And thinking about it, that I have a phone made my Apple that is still in business (and hugely successful) is pretty amazing, too!

[hulley]

I just got a job as a social media expert.

(not really, but a friend of mine did. That wouldn't have happened 20 years ago)

[sunnysideup488]

I don't know, ask Siri. (or Google)

[ECB]

This made me think of this sketch.  You may have seen it already, but if not... enjoy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

[magdala]

Aug 21, 2014 10:52:37 GMT -5 @foodielicious said:

well I had a cell phone 20 years ago, but 30 years ago, it would have been:

"I don't know what time it is, I don't have my phone with me"

"text me"

"google it"

I had to explain to my 90-year-old grandmother that the four-year-old great-grandchild who recommended that she Google it was not saying something fresh.   

[lizlemon19]

He unfriended me.

[gibbinator]

My newsfeed is clogged with memes

[Deleted]

My Roku cue is full.

My car has keyless entry.

I'm gonna throw this on the Cloud.

[mcsangel2]

If I don't log into Facebook at least once a day, my notifications get out of control.

[MixedBerryJam]

'I don't need to follow you, the car will get me home.' 

[mpc]

do you want the gluten-free pasta or quinoa for dinner?

[jackie011]

I checked on my phone, and that's the best price, per google, even better than amazon prime. " said to my boss today

[niq]

"Bill Clinton is actually quite popular"

"Nobody cares about baseball these days"

"Why do you carry cash around?"

[RandZB]

I need to charge my cigarette's battery.

[Marmee]

Jim Belushi is at my brother's place.