She's fucking with me

[alicenelson]

LOL. Play it cool, jehc. Play it cool. Otherwise, she'll be onto you!

[thebuddhagouda]

It's weird but pork is one thing my child will eat without question. I'll sometimes tell him other things are pork just to get him to eat it. He'll eat an entire porkchop in seconds but won't touch ground beef unless it's in cheeseburger form.

[Deleted]

DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.

[Kristinmo]

Yep. It's what they do.

[Deleted]

Be cool mom!! Don't make eye contact!!!

[eddy]

Aug 21, 2014 15:32:52 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.

This is legit how I handle anything when my kids are doing something right.

[speckledfrog]

Lol. Stinker.

[DotAndBuzz]

Aug 21, 2014 15:34:25 GMT -5 eddy said:

Aug 21, 2014 15:32:52 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.

This is legit how I handle anything when my kids are doing something right.

Truth.

No eye contact.  Say NOTHING.  Just give her the food and sit and stare at your plate.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Aug 21, 2014 15:32:46 GMT -5 thebuddhagouda said:

It's weird but pork is one thing my child will eat without question. I'll sometimes tell him other things are pork just to get him to eat it. He'll eat an entire porkchop in seconds but won't touch ground beef unless it's in cheeseburger form.

LOL. DS is the same way. I tell him everything is ham and he eats it without issue.

[flex]

[DotAndBuzz]

Aug 21, 2014 15:39:21 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

Aug 21, 2014 15:32:46 GMT -5 thebuddhagouda said:

It's weird but pork is one thing my child will eat without question. I'll sometimes tell him other things are pork just to get him to eat it. He'll eat an entire porkchop in seconds but won't touch ground beef unless it's in cheeseburger form.

LOL. DS is the same way. I tell him everything is ham and he eats it without issue.

yep.  Ham comes in all sorts of cuts and colors in our house!

[sewpinkgal]

These stories always make me feel better. Because J drives me up a damn wall with food stuff. I've tried to unclench a bit about it all, but it is nice to know I'm in such good company.

H keeps reminding me that soon enough I'll be bitching that the boys are literally eating us out of house and home. Something to look forward to!

[sewpinkgal]

Aug 21, 2014 15:53:28 GMT -5 DotAndBuzz said:

Aug 21, 2014 15:39:21 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

LOL. DS is the same way. I tell him everything is ham and he eats it without issue.

yep.  Ham comes in all sorts of cuts and colors in our house!

In our house it's salami. Every meat is a cousin of salami.

[kellykapowski]

She's like two or three years old right? Get ready for a ride. It's bumpy, but it eventually eases up.

She knows it bugs you. I know this morning you said you can't be breezy, but it's, like, the only way to sort of survive. It will all pass. =)

[madringal]

Aug 21, 2014 15:39:21 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

Aug 21, 2014 15:32:46 GMT -5 thebuddhagouda said:

It's weird but pork is one thing my child will eat without question. I'll sometimes tell him other things are pork just to get him to eat it. He'll eat an entire porkchop in seconds but won't touch ground beef unless it's in cheeseburger form.

LOL. DS is the same way. I tell him everything is ham and he eats it without issue.

This is us, but change ham for meatball.  I don't know why, but if I call it a meatball, DD will eat it.

[jreeds]

Aug 21, 2014 15:38:18 GMT -5 DotAndBuzz said:

Aug 21, 2014 15:34:25 GMT -5 eddy said:

This is legit how I handle anything when my kids are doing something right.

Truth.

No eye contact.  Say NOTHING.  Just give her the food and sit and stare at your plate.

No sudden movements, lol!

[nadasteph]

They know when you're getting ready to sell them and they trick you into letting them stay.

[Deleted]

Haha. I feed my kid fish sticks and tell him it's 'chicken'

[angelaa73]

Ayyyyyaayyyy

[livinitup]

Ha ha ha ... and she's winning.

[underwaterrhymes]

Our kid likes goldfish.

And chicken nuggets.

And sometimes yogurt and oatmeal and applesauce, but mostly nuggets and goldfish.

He will not touch any of our deliciously prepared meals.

So I empathize.