Favorite funny moments from here

[lucky513]

Ball Burger even tho that was a fraud

[noodleskooze]

@savestheday pooping popcorn

[eb777888]

I know I've said it before but when cjoy said "you try juggling two dicks while looking for the perfect spring shoes" about iamback. Tears. Real Tears.

And when snarkshark said "when this boat's a-rockin, don't come a-knockin'" to the poster who said her kid saw her sibling concieved on a boat. Or something.

And when toledo asked tamb if they needed couples counseling. 


And ROGUE VAGINAS (that was either cjoy or toledo, I forget).

I still laugh about all of these things.

There's more, give me a second.

[pittsmcgee]

Geese.
Wait. Maybe that wasn't "here"
I don't know. I'm drinking.

[sequins]

by intentionalsnarkshark

[joenali]

The chart.

[renna]

@sloanpeterson with her update on getting the meatballs and Tuscan bread back to her desk and FINDING A HAIR. After all that build-up about those lifechanging meatballs, a hair.

[eb777888]

Was it cjoy who worked with someone who said there were five meats in a turtle's neck?? Or something? lol

[sequins]

Aug 21, 2014 20:34:08 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I know I've said it before but when cjoy said "you try juggling two dicks while looking for the perfect spring shoes" about iamback. Tears. Real Tears.

And when snarkshark said "when this boat's a-rockin, don't come a-knockin'" to the poster who said her kid saw her sibling concieved on a boat. Or something.

And when toledo asked tamb if they needed couples counseling. 


And ROGUE VAGINAS (that was either cjoy or toledo, I forget).

I still laugh about all of these things.

There's more, give me a second.

If the boat's a rockin, Jesus is comin a knockin

LOLOLOL. The thread is comedy gold.


pandce.proboards.com/thread/319923/daughter-freaked-me-out?page=2

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Rap life.

I know it was a serious moment, but I could not stop laughing.

[jane6672]

Aug 21, 2014 20:38:19 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Was it cjoy who worked with someone who said there were five meats in a turtle's neck?? Or something? lol

7 kinds of meat! Haha, that was someone from MM or H&F, I think.

[sequins]

LOL stpete, you don't remember any posters at all!! And when you do , you end up mashing names together to cover all the bases.

[cleo29]

I still love His and her Mexican gavel, which is a shoe. That still makes me laugh.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

MWOS preferring advice from a churro over a chiro. I will never forget.

[eb777888]

Aug 21, 2014 20:39:00 GMT -5 sequins said:

Aug 21, 2014 20:34:08 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

If the boat's a rockin, Jesus is comin a knockin

LOLOLOL. The thread is comedy gold.


pandce.proboards.com/thread/319923/daughter-freaked-me-out?page=2

Uggg!! I got it wrong! I knew it was Jesus but thanks for the thread. I'm going back to read it because it was fucking awesome.

[eb777888]

Aug 21, 2014 20:40:53 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Aug 21, 2014 20:38:19 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Was it cjoy who worked with someone who said there were five meats in a turtle's neck?? Or something? lol

7 kinds of meat! Haha, that was someone from MM or H&F, I think.

No way!!! I thought that was cjoy!

[lucky513]

when pantsparty rapped Boats N Hoes

[trixiedicksnatch]

Aug 21, 2014 20:30:22 GMT -5 mofongo said:

I know it's recent, but the hardest I've ever laughed was kevin arnold quoting people into the butt sex thread.

This had me dying. It was perfection with so many people being like "what? Omg I meant to post this in ... Thread"

Best ever

[DotAndBuzz]

I will never forget His' story about sexting her a church member.

Aance's front yard ghost girl ranks right up there too, and the way in which she told it was freaking gold.

[Deleted]

I cry laugh every time I think of 05heel 's goose story. Every time. I read it to H the last time someone posted the link and he laugh cried too. Pure gold.

[luckyval]

Probably the chart and subsequent vag shaming, loofahgate, the $10 meatballs and cupcake girl.

I have a terrible memory, though.

[Deleted]

Oh and the double chin thread lol! I laughed so hard at that.

[underwaterrhymes]

@cse1960 mooning Jerry and Floyd and the cottage cheese container

[alzi]

Aance the ghost and the goose story.

[happyholiday]

Pull her hair! TM @bettyhomewrecker

[eb777888]

Who's H's said "your beaver is so wet..." lol lol

And Scotty, "I'm having sex with a goddess, I want to be inside you, I want to taste your vagina." LOL

Yes, I know these are all new.

[mellymel]

Aug 21, 2014 21:16:13 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Who's H's said "your beaver is so wet..." lol lol

Yes, I know these are all new.

Oh god that was me. Please don't let me become ML famous for that! Lol

[birdistheword]

This just happened last night, but I COULD NOT STOP laughing when @lazerus24 told elizabethbennet to "remind yourself that that Persian is wrong." I was doing the silent shake laugh for way longer than is normal. I know it was a serious thread, but it killed me.

[captainobvious]

My memory stinks, but ballburger and coke dick will be two of my favorite even though both are fake.

[mellymel]

Yes! The Persian!
Loofah gate
Gestating a fetus