In this edition of "Why is your kid crying?"

[cherry1111]

A piece of peach skin is stuck to his finger. Your turn.

[zeewifeandmama]

Because I wouldn't let him have multiple peaches today

Because the sun was too bright

Because she couldn't choose between Grahm crackers and mochi

[Deleted]

Because he wants to " do his work " on his father's work laptop. While H is using it. On call.

[jr009j]

She saw a vacuum.

I wouldn't put her back in her crib after she got up from her nap.

[yellowbrkrd]

Because he hit his head on the coffee table.

Because DH ripped his garlic bread in half so he could eat it easier.

Because I wouldn't let him walk around the house with a fork in his hand.

[SallySparrow]

Because DH pointed at her. After she pointed at him first.

[maebyfunke]

I gave him a piece of the pear that he asked for.

[redheadk]

Because her legs take up space so she can't have them bent up in the high chair and still be able to put the tray on. 45 minute meltdown over that.

[thebreakfastclub]

Real tears ensued after I poured steel cut oats into a measuring cup without letting the boy help.

[glitzy07]

Because he couldn't figure out how to get his aunt's headband back on his head.

[shelbyann]

Because she doesn't want to sleep alone...and I'm not ready to go to bed yet.

[MadamePresident]

Because I wanted her hair.
Because she woke up from a nap.
Because she wanted milk and didn't want milk at the same time.
Because I quit nursing him to try and go take a shower.

I had a really gid one the other day and I can't remember it.

[countthestars]

Because I wouldn't let her "beep beep" the button in the hospital room (the one that calls the nurse...). We were visiting my friend and her new baby.

[shekels1222]

Because he wanted me to cut up his apple and then had a meltdown when I couldn't put it together again.

Because I couldn't understand him when we were playing spaceships and aliens and he was speaking alien gibberish.

Because well...2.5 years old.

[GotWine]

Because we had to leave the house to run errands this morning and " The couch is just very comfortable" as said while laying on the kitchen floor on her belly throwing an all out fit and trying to come up with excuses as to why we should stay home.

[osulori]

Because I took him away from the kitchen, where he had opened a drawer and was joyously ripping plastic bags out of their box.

Because I left him in his high chair with his breakfast so I could go to the bathroom.

[lolo]

Because I wouldn't let her have a banana right before dinner.

Because I wouldn't feed her dinner while it was still streaming.

Because I was too slow at feeding her.

Because I took her bowl away to refill it.

Noticing a theme?

[Deleted]

His was legitimate tonight. We moved to the new house, and he was scared of the dark in his new room We didn't have a nightlight or anything b/c he doesn't usually need one. We couldn't crack the door b/c the cat would get in. So we left the hall light on, which shone under the door. After 45 minutes talking with him about it, saying "we'll be right outside", he is finally asleep. We'll see how long it lasts!

[halfpint]

The dogs ran outside and left him.

We wouldn't let him bang his drumsticks on the glass entertainment center doors.

I cut him off after about 25 raspberries (after a very full meal). PISSED.

[redpenmama]

DD: Because I offered her chocolate pudding

DS: Because I won't let him chew H's laptop cord

[jssymom14]

Because she didn't nap and wanted to watch Daniel tiger on iPad

[h]

DS1 -- because DS2 grabbed his arm and "made him die" while he was playing Super Mario Bros.

DS2 -- because DS1 told him he hated him after the dead Mario incident

DS1 -- because I confiscated his Nintendo 3DS because he said he hated DS2

DS2 -- because DS1 "apologized" by saying, "actually I love you...but I love Charlie (DS3) more."


The baby, OTOH, has been fine. #mookproblems

[niq]

Because he poked himself in the eye with the toddler fork.
Because I then took away the fork.

[greencrayon]

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I don't know why it's sideways, but this is from yesterday. She didn't want mangos, cheese, or to sit in her high chair. The dogs got the mango and cheese, so they didn't mind. 

[huskymom]

Because I wouldn't let her go "in the tv".

[rbp]

Because he's no longer in the womb? Hell if I know.

[pamela]

Because he's not getting bigger faster. And he wants to get bigger so he can have coffee. These were oh so sad puppy dog tears at bedtime.

[sent]

Because she was sleeping and suddenly sensed I wasn't in the room.

[ErinExpat]

Because the cat doesn't want to sit next to her and have her fur pulled out by the fistfull.

[bowies]

Because I don't have a third breast.