OVERSHARING OMG

[iamali]

I'm having irregular brownish discharge, can you help me?

[berbles]

[firelight1210]

Pretty sure that would traumatize me. And I'll live in fear of menopause.

Thanks lady, geez!

[wambam]

I once told my work husband that I really like to floss and that it's really satisfying to get stuff out of my teeth. He looked at me with sheer horror. Now I know his line lol.

[kellsbelles]

I picked a bad time to eat fudge tracks ice cream and read through this post

[hereigo]

[jigsy]

Aug 27, 2014 13:40:38 GMT -5 wambam said:

I once told my work husband that I really like to floss and that it's really satisfying to get stuff out of my teeth. He looked at me with sheer horror. Now I know his line lol.

[juliagoulia]

My old boss used to be amazed at the shit random people would tell me at work. I must look like I care about people WAY more than I actually do or something? Idk, I feel for you.

[jennysmitten]

Once, I had a client tell me about her vaginal mesh falling out. I think that was the most epic overshare I have ever experienced.

[bex1973]

Why are the oversharers always the ones with the grossest stories?!?!?

[venice2007]

Ewwwwww

[iamali]

Oh, oh - want to see my scabies?

[thedude]

Aug 27, 2014 14:14:37 GMT -5 jennysmitten said:

Once, I had a client tell me about her vaginal mesh falling out. I think that was the most epic overshare I have ever experienced.

Please tell me you're a doctor or nurse or in any way related to health care field. OP, too. I have never been so grateful for resting bitch face, lol.

[Deleted]

I love hearing about discharge and bodily fluids!

But people are weird.

[jennysmitten]

Aug 27, 2014 14:27:55 GMT -5 thedude said:

Aug 27, 2014 14:14:37 GMT -5 jennysmitten said:

Once, I had a client tell me about her vaginal mesh falling out. I think that was the most epic overshare I have ever experienced.

Please tell me you're a doctor or nurse or in any way related to health care field. OP, too. I have never been so grateful for resting bitch face, lol.

 Not even remotely. lol

[alzi]

I had a patient tell me her intestines were falling out of her vagina.

Well, at first SOMETHING was hanging out. Then she updated me to tell me it was her intestines.

I check her ears, mind you.

[berbles]

This is now related, but not to the OP.

When BF worked in the ER he had to physically restrain an 80+ year old woman who had a prolapsed uterus and didn't know it, nor want to accept it when they told her. She kept trying to leave.

[sergey]

And here I thought my resting bitch face was a bad thing...

[thedude]

Aug 27, 2014 16:19:01 GMT -5 @clarissa said:

Yeah I have an elderly tenant, a few months ago she walked into the office incredibly hunched over. To excuse her embarrassing posture, she let me know her upper intestines were filled with feces and if she stood up straight, it'd bypass her lower intestines and fall straight through her anus and into her pants/the floor.

What? how is this even possible? Never mind, I don't actually want to know. Poor woman, if that's true. Same goes for alzi 's client. I need to step away from this thread now and not come back, lol.

[BaliHai]

My coworker/cubicle mate rang in one of my first days in my new position by telling me she has a small vagina.

I need to work harder at the work version of my RBF.

[Deleted]

Aug 27, 2014 15:53:35 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Aug 27, 2014 14:28:52 GMT -5 @wandering said:

I love hearing about discharge and bodily fluids!

But people are weird.

Does that include diarrhea on a toilet lid and vaginal dryness? Lol

Honestly, I really don't mind that kind of talk. But I know I'm in the minority!

But still, people are weird and inside I'd be like why the fuck are you telling me this? Social skills...people need to get some. 

[saywhatnow]

Aug 27, 2014 16:19:01 GMT -5 @clarissa said:

Yeah I have an elderly tenant, a few months ago she walked into the office incredibly hunched over. To excuse her embarrassing posture, she let me know her upper intestines were filled with feces and if she stood up straight, it'd bypass her lower intestines and fall straight through her anus and into her pants/the floor.

I literally just burst out laughing. OMG. Did you burst out laughing too or am I just a horrible person?

[madringal]

I had an older lady come up to me to say hi at chuch last week. I ask her how she is doing. She says, "Not good, I had a UTI and it has become a Kidney infection. And I have a slipped disc in my lower back. And I have a minor yeast infection." I don't think I closed my mouth for like 4 minutes.

[mirandahobbes]

Aug 27, 2014 16:19:01 GMT -5 @clarissa said:

Yeah I have an elderly tenant, a few months ago she walked into the office incredibly hunched over. To excuse her embarrassing posture, she let me know her upper intestines were filled with feces and if she stood up straight, it'd bypass her lower intestines and fall straight through her anus and into her pants/the floor.

This is a request to the internets.  Kill me if this ever becomes a problem for me.  I like to walk upright without risking needing a pants person.