(German) Friday morning randoms

[Dorothy Zbornak]

1. I just realized that the shirt I have on is very, very sheer. Motherfucker.

2. Both my intern and my boss got into the office shortly after I did. No no no no no.

[Deleted]

Are the intern and boss banging???!?? Eeep!

[DesertMoon]

...how sheer? Too sheer? Or just sheer enough?

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Aug 29, 2014 1:49:34 GMT -5 @starbound said:

Are the intern and boss banging???!?? Eeep!

NO! BLERG.

I am just pissed that I didn't have my 30 minutes of quiet time.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Aug 29, 2014 1:53:15 GMT -5 DesertMoon said:

...how sheer? Too sheer? Or just sheer enough?

Too sheer ... but just sheer enough that I didn't notice it until I was at work. Cardigan is now buttoned up.

[orriskitten]

We are on day 5, day 2 without mommy and daddy, of pre k and Mel woke up and one of the first things she said was "I want to go to leikskóli!" Such a relief that she likes it so much!

And she is soaking up the language. I'm so proud.

[Deleted]

After my friend showed up WASTED to a school function, We've coined a new term: POA.
Pissed on arrival.



Eta: I value getting-ready drinks as much as the next girl, but she must've had the whole bottle! LOL

[bigapple]

Aug 29, 2014 4:10:25 GMT -5 @starbound said:

After my friend showed up WASTED to a school function, We've coined a new term: POA.
Pissed on arrival.



Eta: I value getting-ready drinks as much as the next girl, but she must've had the whole bottle! LOL

I'm new to this world of private school events (public school girl here), and was SHOCKED at how many parents showed up to the last fundraising cocktail party POA, or more accurately COA (coked on arrival). Though I drank enough to catch up with the best of them...and win that auction for a Hawaii trip :/

[pinkpeony6210]

Ever since I started work, I can no longer participate on the board as much. It makes me sad.

[Deleted]

Aug 29, 2014 4:21:12 GMT -5 bigapple said:

Aug 29, 2014 4:10:25 GMT -5 @starbound said:

After my friend showed up WASTED to a school function, We've coined a new term: POA.
Pissed on arrival.



Eta: I value getting-ready drinks as much as the next girl, but she must've had the whole bottle! LOL

I'm new to this world of private school events (public school girl here), and was SHOCKED at how many parents showed up to the last fundraising cocktail party POA, or more accurately COA (coked on arrival). Though I drank enough to catch up with the best of them...and win that auction for a Hawaii trip :/

Coke!  Seriously!  omg.  How can you tell, were they just really wired?
Congrats on the Hawaii trip.  I know how it feels though, few drinks and next thing you know, you're bidding on something

[Dorothy Zbornak]

I bought a sandwich from our cafeteria here on site this morning; it was a yummy looking pumpkin-seed roll with baloney (yes, I spell it that way; suck it, haters). I took a bite AND THERE ARE FUCKING RAISINS IN THE ROLL. Who the fuck does that?

[bean47]

Aug 29, 2014 4:46:51 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

I bought a sandwich from our cafeteria here on site this morning; it was a yummy looking pumpkin-seed roll with baloney (yes, I spell it that way; suck it, haters). I took a bite AND THERE ARE FUCKING RAISINS IN THE ROLL. Who the fuck does that?

Nooo! This shouldn't be allowed.

[bigapple]

Aug 29, 2014 4:45:18 GMT -5 @starbound said:

Aug 29, 2014 4:21:12 GMT -5 bigapple said:

I'm new to this world of private school events (public school girl here), and was SHOCKED at how many parents showed up to the last fundraising cocktail party POA, or more accurately COA (coked on arrival). Though I drank enough to catch up with the best of them...and win that auction for a Hawaii trip :/

Coke!  Seriously!  omg.  How can you tell, were they just really wired?
Congrats on the Hawaii trip.  I know how it feels though, few drinks and next thing you know, you're bidding on something

So wired! The nose dabbing, the dilated eyes, etc.

What ever happened with your watch?

[Deleted]

Aug 29, 2014 5:00:51 GMT -5 bigapple said:

Aug 29, 2014 4:45:18 GMT -5 @starbound said:

Coke!  Seriously!  omg.  How can you tell, were they just really wired?
Congrats on the Hawaii trip.  I know how it feels though, few drinks and next thing you know, you're bidding on something

So wired! The nose dabbing, the dilated eyes, etc.

What ever happened with your watch?

I have it! and wear it every day.  It was a good drunken bidding purchase, it turns out.

I wonder how often they coke up?  Like is it a social thing only, or when we are sitting down with our wine after the kids are in bed, they are doing some lines?  Coke fascinates me because it seems like it would exhausting to be high like that.  

[jenbelle]

Aug 29, 2014 2:02:58 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Aug 29, 2014 1:49:34 GMT -5 @starbound said:

Are the intern and boss banging???!?? Eeep!

NO! BLERG.

I am just pissed that I didn't have my 30 minutes of quiet time.

This drives me nuts. I NEED my quiet time before the boss comes in!

[orriskitten]

We have an erupting volcano in Iceland! Let the misinformed doom news coverage abroad begin!0

[devonpow]

Henry starts at his new school next week. I haven't met a single parent yet, but somehow am hosting a dinner at my house for all the 2nd grade parents in a few weeks. Now I'm worried about a bunch of raging drunk/coked up people in my house! Lol

[devonpow]

And we are supposed to leave for the beach in 45 minutes, but Henry and DH are still sleeping and I'm lazing around with coffee while E watches Wild Kratts. Leaving at 8 ain't gonna happen.

[teamhayes]

I read that as cocked not coked

[rjamz]

You know what doesn't make sense to me?
In this country parents have been arrested for letting their 8/9 year olds play in parks alone while their parents worked

But somehow it is ok for a 9 year old to shoot an Uzi??

[musiclover]

I think everyone is afraid to contribute fffcs

[muppetinma]

Aug 29, 2014 6:55:43 GMT -5 rjamz said:

You know what doesn't make sense to me?
In this country parents have been arrested for letting their 8/9 year olds play in parks alone while their parents worked

But somehow it is ok for a 9 year old to shoot an Uzi??

Preach.

[unclejesse]

A just put away two bowls of rice krispies.

I dreamt of those cotton candy grapes last night.

[muppetinma]

I'm getting closer and closer to elder status. I need to step up my game. Although, I tend to call everybody who announces their upgraded status a whore, so I'm worried about the repercussions.

[careyalis]

Our hotel is a piece of shit! All of the guys booked the rooms, apparently they waited too late and this was the last option. I thought this was the official wedding hotel. Nope, that is the Hilton and we didn't get rooms there because Jeff and two other couple friends of ours didn't call until last month.

[musiclover]

Aug 29, 2014 7:18:47 GMT -5 careyalis said:

Our hotel is a piece of shit! All of the guys booked the rooms, apparently they waited too late and this was the last option. I thought this was the official wedding hotel. Nope, that is the Hilton and we didn't get rooms there because Jeff and two other couple friends of ours didn't call until last month.

Rage!!!!!!! That sucks.

[melis74]

A dad was in the pool at swim lessons once reeking of alcohol. They were late that day too. In my head they were late because the mom had to pick the dad up from happy hour.

I'm going to HA today, I'm going to HA today! I'm probably way more excited than I should be. I also just got an email that the backpacks are marked down, woot!

[laurack]

Aug 29, 2014 7:11:48 GMT -5 unclejesse said:

I dreamt of those cotton candy grapes last night.

Me tooooo!!!

I was at the store and examining all the bags saying "it's not right, they are all just REGULAR GRAPES!!"

[ladydi]

We're supposed to meet up with some friends at the outdoor pool this morning. I just looked and it's supposed to be 64 degrees when we get there! I'm feeling cold already but H loves swimming so much and this is probably the last time we will go this summer i'm going to try and suck it up.

[TrudyCampbell]

It finally happened! Violet breastfed something.