FLAMEFUL.....yes very flameful Friday confessions

[musiclover]

My kitchen chairs are sticky.... Perhaps I should clean them?

Yesterday at the playground I felt it necessary to make a dirty joke in front of the hot dad I had just met. He laughed. He had said something about his meat (insert embarrassed emoticon here). And by meat, he was talking to his wife about what he had been marinating for dinner.

[musiclover]

We REALLY need to food shop, we have not had milk in 2 days, and we've been eating random stuff for meals.

[muppetinma]

Aug 29, 2014 6:44:22 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.

I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the directed of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.

Bless your heart.   (kiss)

[musiclover]

I often wish MIL had less of a life so she would want to babysit more. Lol. We hardly ask her because she just has so much going on. She and SFIL are young, retired, travel often and volunteer a lot. Nooooo, why can't you be bored and want to come and watch the kids everyday? Haha

[Deleted]

I make dirty jokes with people all the time. Sometimes with my hot neighbour. There is a crazy hot gym teacher at DS1 school too.

Don't be embarrassed! You probably made his afternoon

[sandj82110]

Aug 29, 2014 6:44:22 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.

I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the direction of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit! My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.

I've known this for a long time but the red ones confuse me about 50% of the time still. 

[musiclover]

Aug 29, 2014 6:56:41 GMT -5 @starbound said:

I make dirty jokes with people all the time. Sometimes with my hot neighbour. There is a crazy hot gym teacher at DS1 school too.

Don't be embarrassed! You probably made his afternoon

Ooooh, a hot gym teacher
::sizzle::

[TrudyCampbell]

Aug 29, 2014 6:44:22 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.

I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the direction of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit! My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.

LOL

[rainbowchip]

Aug 29, 2014 6:44:22 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.

I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the direction of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit! My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.

It took me a embarrassingly long time to figure this out. My current pondering is if there is any rhyme or reason to what the ? Candies turn into.

[melis74]

Aug 29, 2014 6:44:22 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Warning - if you don't play candy crush, this will seem dumb to you. Well, it is dumb regardless.

I have a ridiculous confession. For all this time I have played candy crush, I could never figure out why and which way a striped candy would go when you used it. I mean would it run vertical or horizontal. I actually found myself getting pissed off about it because I just didn't see a pattern. Then just now, and I mean right before this confession, it dawned on me that they go in the direction of the stripes on the candy itself. So if the stripes are horizontal, the candy will go in a horizontal line. Holy shit! My head nearly exploded from the enlightenment! I cannot believe that took me so long.

This is a funny one, lol

[rainbowchip]

Oh and you all know that the way you move the candy into the match is the way the stripes will go right?

[orriskitten]

Mel is in pre k and I don't remember how to do this infant parenting thing solo. It's kinda boring!

I should be happy about some down time.

Eta: solo as in me with just one kid. One kid that isn't Mel. Who knew 2 years could develop such a person!!

Added on to that, I don't feel like I "know" Thorinn yet. I feel kinda bad but I know that comes with time, but it's strange.

[skiesthelimit]

Aug 29, 2014 7:07:16 GMT -5 rainbowchip said:

Oh and you all know that the way you move the candy into the match is the way the stripes will go right?

I did not!

[claralou]

Aug 29, 2014 6:51:54 GMT -5 musiclover said:

I often wish MIL had less of a life so she would want to babysit more. Lol. We hardly ask her because she just has so much going on. She and SFIL are young, retired, travel often and volunteer a lot. Nooooo, why can't you be bored and want to come and watch the kids everyday? Haha

I feel this way about my own parents. It's annoying.

[jfh]

Ok, I have a real one. Why not, we can't top the last few days! Lol. So I honestly didn't realize this was flameful until a recent thread. Once in a great while, when I have bad insomnia and DH doesn't, I'll...take care of things, if you know what mean. Sometimes when I'm waiting to fall asleep, I don't want to be on my phone because the light will wake up my brain, and I'm like....hey, there's an idea! I stay in bed. I was so surprised that people think that's gross and disrespectful! In fact I felt bad about it so I mentioned it to DH. He was like, you do what you gotta do, just don't wake me up between the hours of 11pm and 7am. Lol.

[Deleted]

It's 820. I'm at the airport alone for the next hour. The only logical solution is

[rubber pants]

Aug 29, 2014 7:21:08 GMT -5 @dragonmommy422 said:

It's 820. I'm at the airport alone for the next hour. The only logical solution is

Yes!!!

[unclejesse]

Aug 29, 2014 7:21:08 GMT -5 @dragonmommy422 said:

It's 820. I'm at the airport alone for the next hour. The only logical solution is

You lucky bitch

[claralou]

Aug 29, 2014 7:20:37 GMT -5 jfh said:

Ok, I have a real one. Why not, we can't top the last few days! Lol. So I honestly didn't realize this was flameful until a recent thread. Once in a great while, when I have bad insomnia and DH doesn't, I'll...take care of things, if you know what mean. Sometimes when I'm waiting to fall asleep, I don't want to be on my phone because the light will wake up my brain, and I'm like....hey, there's an idea! I stay in bed. I was so surprised that people think that's gross and disrespectful! In fact I felt bad about it so I mentioned to DH. He was like, you do what you gotta do, just don't wake me up between the hours of 11pm and 7am. Lol.

Actual LOL. You're a better wife than I am. I'd be like "GET UP! I can't sleep, so this is now your problem too!"

[TrudyCampbell]

Aug 29, 2014 7:21:08 GMT -5 @dragonmommy422 said:

It's 820. I'm at the airport alone for the next hour. The only logical solution is

I'm so excited for you!

[melis74]

Aug 29, 2014 7:21:08 GMT -5 @dragonmommy422 said:

It's 820. I'm at the airport alone for the next hour. The only logical solution is

Enjoy! I hope you have an amazing time! Safe travels!

[musiclover]

This is such a double standard, but to me, men taking care of themselves seems so different than women. Like, it's worse. Lol.

[rjamz]

Aug 29, 2014 7:28:18 GMT -5 musiclover said:

This is such a double standard, but to me, men taking care of themselves seems so different than women. Like, it's worse. Lol.

Well, it makes more of a mess

[laurack]

Aug 29, 2014 7:20:37 GMT -5 jfh said:

Ok, I have a real one. Why not, we can't top the last few days! Lol. So I honestly didn't realize this was flameful until a recent thread. Once in a great while, when I have bad insomnia and DH doesn't, I'll...take care of things, if you know what mean. Sometimes when I'm waiting to fall asleep, I don't want to be on my phone because the light will wake up my brain, and I'm like....hey, there's an idea! I stay in bed. I was so surprised that people think that's gross and disrespectful! In fact I felt bad about it so I mentioned it to DH. He was like, you do what you gotta do, just don't wake me up between the hours of 11pm and 7am. Lol.

I have done this!

I feel like I can "do it" quieter than H would though somehow.. and also of course no mess.

therefore it's ok if I do it but not him

[musiclover]

Aug 29, 2014 7:29:03 GMT -5 rjamz said:

Aug 29, 2014 7:28:18 GMT -5 musiclover said:

This is such a double standard, but to me, men taking care of themselves seems so different than women. Like, it's worse. Lol.

Well, it makes more of a mess

That's probably it. For us, it's just a quick clean act, for them it's just nasty. Haha.

[Deleted]

The guy next to me just ordered a shot of crown royal. At 8:30. This really should be in the random thread.

[Deleted]

jfh, I frequently use this method. Well, I did. I have been frustratingly unsuccessful lately.

But, my H is usually downstairs asleep. I can't wake him up once he is out or he won't sleep for the rest of the night.

[imonaboat]

Aug 29, 2014 7:20:37 GMT -5 jfh said:

Ok, I have a real one. Why not, we can't top the last few days! Lol. So I honestly didn't realize this was flameful until a recent thread. Once in a great while, when I have bad insomnia and DH doesn't, I'll...take care of things, if you know what mean. Sometimes when I'm waiting to fall asleep, I don't want to be on my phone because the light will wake up my brain, and I'm like....hey, there's an idea! I stay in bed. I was so surprised that people think that's gross and disrespectful! In fact I felt bad about it so I mentioned it to DH. He was like, you do what you gotta do, just don't wake me up between the hours of 11pm and 7am. Lol.

I'm glad you said this!! I felt bad but I've totally done it too. I didn't know it was disrespectful. I thought it was kind to let him sleep.

[rjamz]

Aug 29, 2014 7:29:53 GMT -5 @dragonmommy422 said:

The guy next to me just ordered a shot of crown royal. At 8:30. This really should be in the random thread.

Why is that different than you drinking a giant drink at 8:30?

[Deleted]

Aug 29, 2014 7:31:52 GMT -5 rjamz said:

Aug 29, 2014 7:29:53 GMT -5 @dragonmommy422 said:

The guy next to me just ordered a shot of crown royal. At 8:30. This really should be in the random thread.

Why is that different than you drinking a giant drink at 8:30?

Oh it's not. I'm just laughing.
Eta. I'm not usually a morning drinker. So I'm having fun. I'm glad he is too.