Post by Jalapeñomel on Aug 29, 2014 7:01:37 GMT -5
1) getting out of begin the morning is a lot of work 2) you have toolbox up lyrics to popular songs you hear on the radio (I have no idea what the lyrics are in Ariana Grande's song Big Mistake).
Farting when you bend over Chin hairs sprouting out of no where Being excited when you stay out past 10, when in your youth you didn't even head out to the bars until 10.
1) getting out of begin the morning is a lot of work 2) you have toolbox up lyrics to popular songs you hear on the radio (I have no idea what Ariana Grande's song Big Mistake).
Feel free to add your own,
Damn combination of autocorrect and tiny keyboards get the better of the olds, too!
Farting when you bend over Chin hairs sprouting out of no where Being excited when you stay out past 10, when in your youth you didn't even head out to the bars until 10.
The chin hairs are starting to horrify me :/
How come I don't notice them until they're long and curled up?? Last month I found 3, ahhh!
They come every few months. At first I thought I had some hormonal imbalance going on but then I came to my senses and realized I'm just getting "old."
Mostly it's things like people born in 1990 are 24 now and shit like that. And that people have "90's" parties and stuff. Holy shit, the 90's were MY time! And it was so long ago it's a fucking novelty now. THAT makes me feel old.
Post by mrsukyankee on Aug 29, 2014 8:04:22 GMT -5
1. Fucking birthdays. 2. Grey hairs popping up everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE (yes, even down there). The annoying ones are on my eyebrows. 3. Hangovers - they get worse every year 4. Speed - I used to have majorly quick reflexes. Not so much anymore. 5. Things hurt - I was in pain yesterday, all day, just because I slept oddly. Blah! 6. Wrinkles on your face in the morning from a pillow that take HOURS to go away
Farting when you bend over Chin hairs sprouting out of no where Being excited when you stay out past 10, when in your youth you didn't even head out to the bars until 10.
The chin hairs are starting to horrify me :/
How come I don't notice them until they're long and curled up?? Last month I found 3, ahhh!
They come every few months. At first I thought I had some hormonal imbalance going on but then I came to my senses and realized I'm just getting "old."
Wait 'til you have to pluck them weekly. And they seem to get more course.
Creases on your face from your pillow that don't go away quickly. Foods you used to love no longer love you back. Sleep is preferable to going out all night. You can say "hey this song sounds like *insert name of a one hit wonder from the 80's or '90's*" and then you realize the new song wasn't an intentional throwback.
I remember I found my first chin hair at 23. Well, actually, my friend found it. She was like "oh, you have a hair on you, let me get it." It was a long, thin hair. Like six inches long. And she pulled it and I was all "OMG, that one is attached. To my chin!" We looked at each other in horror. That's when it all began. Now I get like 10 chin hairs, they are much more coarse, some are dark and I pluck them. If H notices them before I do, he pulls them out for me. lol. I don't even think about it anymore. It just is!
I am loving some of these. Ha! I remember looking at my mom and thinking, " she dresses really cute!"
I lost my ID at a bar on vacation and went back the next day to see if they had found it. I felt all lucky and happy until I realized I was welllllllllll over the age of acceptable fake IDs. Nobody wanted it:(
Babysitters looking at you like you are "a parent."
I catch reruns like Roseanne and am watching it all new because I understand Roseanne way better than before.
The applicants that are applying to the college I work for have mostly been born in 1997, which is the year I graduated high school. I feel like I was just in high school, and not that it was someone else's lifetime ago.
Being happy that it's raining because it means free water for the lawn.
This one is so true. I was telling DH last night that I was so excited it has been raining like every 3rd day for the last 2 weeks. No having to pay for the water for the lawn and flowers!!
Someone forwarded an email to me in which the originator referenced "that kind lady on 23 you introduced me to last week" - I was wondering who the fuck the kind lady was on 23 because I was the only female around our floor last week and I am young and hip and all that. Sigh. Then I realized I am that kind lady.