Brother and Sister arrested at church in GA and charged with

[Michelle]

aggravated sodomy, incest and prowling.

abc13.com/news/siblings-arrested-at-church-charged-with-incest/286418/

GUYTON, GA (KTRK) -- Police arrested a brother and sister after they say the two admitted to having sex in a tractor trailer sitting in a church parking lot.



Police had been called to a Baptist church on reports of a prowler, ABC affiliate WJCL reports. When officers arrived, they found a man and woman walking down the street near the church.



At first, Timothy Savoy, 25, told them he was walking Christopher Buckner, 20, back to her house. Minutes later, the couple admitted they were brother and sister and had just finished having sex three times in a Kenworth tractor trailer parked outside the church.



The couple blamed their behavior on the fact they had just finished watching "The Notebook." Both are charged with aggravated sodomy, incest and prowling.


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Um what? Why would they even admit this? How does this happen?

Hey sister?
Yes?
That movie was really hot.
Yeah!
I want to do you.
Me too. But that's wrong. We should go pray.
Let's go to church.
...
We walked all the way here but I still want to do you.
Me too.
You wanna pray?
Yes.
That tractor trailor over there looks like a good place to pray. It's on church property.
Ok.
...
Sister?
Yes?
Seeing you kneeling there praying and thinking about that movie and all has me worked up.
Yeah. I know whatcha mean.
Wanna do it?
Oh yeah - bring it on bubba!
...
I guess we had better head home.
Yeah.
...
Officer: What are you two doing walking around out here in the dark?
We were just praying in that tractor trailer over yonder.
Praying?
Ok, um, we were having sex.
Ok I'm gonna have to take you in.
Oh and we're brother and sister.
You are brother and sister and you were having sex? What's wrong with you?
We couldn't help it. We just watched the Notebook.
...

[heyjude]

Georgia.

[Miss Phryne Fisher]

Her name is Christopher? I had to re-read a few times for pronoun checks. Then I clicked the article...yep, she is Christopher.

[UMaineTeach]

other than admitting to doing your sister... sodomy laws still a thing in GA, I guess.

so, why do you feel the need to confess that you and your sister had sex, but the specific type of penetration??

[jln]

Aug 29, 2014 17:46:51 GMT -5 UMaineTeach said:

other than admitting to doing your sister... sodomy laws still a thing in GA, I guess.

so, why do you feel the need to confess that you and your sister had sex, but the specific type of penetration??

Yeah, this.  Why?

[heyjude]

Aug 29, 2014 17:46:51 GMT -5 UMaineTeach said:

other than admitting to doing your sister... sodomy laws still a thing in GA, I guess.

so, why do you feel the need to confess that you and your sister had sex, but the specific type of penetration??

SCOTUS threw out sodomy laws in Lawrence v Texas I thought.

[rugbywife]

Pshaw…you all act like you never had sex in a car…with a sibling.


GAG.

[penguingrrl]

Am I the only one relieved that at least she couldn't have gotten pregnant? I mean, that gene pool sounds like it has enough problems already...

[irishbride2]

Is there really no one else for you to bang?!? No one?!?

[Cicero]

Aug 29, 2014 17:46:51 GMT -5 UMaineTeach said:

other than admitting to doing your sister... sodomy laws still a thing in GA, I guess.

so, why do you feel the need to confess that you and your sister had sex, but the specific type of penetration??

Sodomy laws are still a thing in a lot of places (like MA). They are just only enforceable if you do it in public.

[andrealynn]

I must have missed the butt sex in the notebook.

[Cicero]

Aug 29, 2014 17:51:30 GMT -5 heyjude said:

Aug 29, 2014 17:46:51 GMT -5 UMaineTeach said:

other than admitting to doing your sister... sodomy laws still a thing in GA, I guess.

so, why do you feel the need to confess that you and your sister had sex, but the specific type of penetration??

SCOTUS threw out sodomy laws in Lawrence v Texas I thought.

But that was on privacy grounds, was it not? If you're not doing it somewhere you have any reasonable expectation of privacy...

My memory could be slightly off but the laws are definitely still on the books in NY and MA.

[heyjude]

Aug 29, 2014 18:01:48 GMT -5 Cicero said:

Aug 29, 2014 17:46:51 GMT -5 UMaineTeach said:

other than admitting to doing your sister... sodomy laws still a thing in GA, I guess.

so, why do you feel the need to confess that you and your sister had sex, but the specific type of penetration??

Sodomy laws are still a thing in a lot of places (like MA). They are just only enforceable if you do it in public.

As would be any public act of sex.

[blink]

[thejackpot]

Is this the same The Notebook with Ryan Gosling. Never heard of that movie inciting such behaviors.

[Deleted]

You guys know I moved like ten minutes from this town, right? And ten minutes is generous. My kids go to the middle school that serves Guyton. I need to know what church this was so I can scope it out.

ETA: I bet they did it on a confederate flag though. I wonder if it's the extra Baptist church with the heartwarming YOU'RE GOING TO HELL YOU HELL BOUND HELLION signs.

[CallingAllAngels]

Remind me to never ever watch The Notebook with my brother.

[elleblue]

Aug 29, 2014 19:31:20 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

You guys know I moved like ten minutes from this town, right? And ten minutes is generous. My kids go to the middle school that serves Guyton. I need to know what church this was so I can scope it out.

ETA: I bet they did it on a confederate flag though. I wonder if it's the extra Baptist church with the heartwarming YOU'RE GOING TO HELL YOU HELL BOUND HELLION signs.

[Deleted]

Oh they're on the other side of Guyton so I can feel better. Also, I love that in the local news's story, people are arguing over whether or not these people are actually from Effingham lol

[sandsonik]

Um, can someone explain 'aggravated sodomy'?

The aggravated part, not the sodomy part, please!

Tho' I have a feeling I don't want to know the answer.

[Deleted]

Aug 29, 2014 19:51:16 GMT -5 sandsonik said:

Um, can someone explain 'aggravated sodomy'?

The aggravated part, not the sodomy part, please!

Tho' I have a feeling I don't want to know the answer.

www.womenslaw.org/statutes_detail.php?statute_id=6162#statute-top

I don't think the charge will stick though.

[origami]

Aug 29, 2014 19:31:20 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

You guys know I moved like ten minutes from this town, right? And ten minutes is generous. My kids go to the middle school that serves Guyton. I need to know what church this was so I can scope it out.

ETA: I bet they did it on a confederate flag though. I wonder if it's the extra Baptist church with the heartwarming YOU'RE GOING TO HELL YOU HELL BOUND HELLION signs.

well this is one way to show the church...

:S

[sushi]

What were these heathens doing watching the notebook anyway?

[onomatopoeia]

Aug 29, 2014 19:51:16 GMT -5 sandsonik said:

Um, can someone explain 'aggravated sodomy'?

The aggravated part, not the sodomy part, please!

Tho' I have a feeling I don't want to know the answer.

I want to know this too, but am hesitant to google.  With an object?

I wonder if it was movie night at church?  There's a church in my town that does that. I bet they won't show that movie again.

This is just so weird, on so many levels. I have to wonder if they were very drunk, very high, or there's some sort of cognitive or mental issue going on with both.  Why would you do that, why would you do it there, and why would you admit it immediately afterwards?  

[sushi]

Aug 29, 2014 20:54:51 GMT -5 onomatopoeia said:

Aug 29, 2014 19:51:16 GMT -5 sandsonik said:

Um, can someone explain 'aggravated sodomy'?

The aggravated part, not the sodomy part, please!

Tho' I have a feeling I don't want to know the answer.

I want to know this too, but am hesitant to google.  With an object?

I wonder if it was movie night at church?  There's a church in my town that does that. I bet they won't show that movie again.

This is just so weird, on so many levels. I have to wonder if they were very drunk, very high, or there's some sort of cognitive or mental issue going on with both.  Why would you do that, why would you do it there, and why would you admit it immediately afterwards?  

Maybe their parents are brother and sister. That would explain so many things.

[Deleted]

FYI--Sodomy is also oral sex, so there may or may not have been butt sex.

[josieposy]

Oh geez I almost hate that they showed the mugshots. I don't want to picture these people.

[sandsonik]

Aug 29, 2014 19:56:32 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Aug 29, 2014 19:51:16 GMT -5 sandsonik said:

Um, can someone explain 'aggravated sodomy'?

The aggravated part, not the sodomy part, please!

Tho' I have a feeling I don't want to know the answer.

www.womenslaw.org/statutes_detail.php?statute_id=6162#statute-top

I don't think the charge will stick though.

Well, that's really awful.  Legally, aggravated sodomy can be either run of the mill sodomy OR forceful sodomy against someone's will or against a child?

Why the hell aren't the second two examples RAPE?  Although on second glance, the penalty here is probably harsher than one for rape. Unless of course, sodomize a teenager against her will, and you're also a teenager - then it's just a misdemeanor.

It's crazy to me that the crime and penalty is the same regardless of whether or not it's consensual.

[pixy0stix]

How are you people having a rational conversation about this?

[crazycakes]

I've never seen The Notebook.

And now I'm glad.