Something about the Jews having to be in Israel aka the holy land before the end of the world and Jesus comes down and eats all the babies or whatever he does lol.
When ALL the Jews come back to the Holy Land, then Jesus will come again (and apparently destroy the non-believers so really the Jews are fucked...again.)
Post by lissaholly on Sept 2, 2014 11:22:53 GMT -5
Non snarky answer: It is like Francophiles visiting the Eiffel Tower.
Snarky answer;
It gives context and deeper understanding of Christ and the bible to a group of people who adamantly argue that the bible needs no context and can be read literally.
When ALL the Jews come back to the Holy Land, then Jesus will come again (and apparently destroy the non-believers so really the Jews are fucked...again.)
But aren't they OK, as God's chosen people? Or something like that.
When ALL the Jews come back to the Holy Land, then Jesus will come again (and apparently destroy the non-believers so really the Jews are fucked...again.)
But aren't they OK, as God's chosen people? Or something like that.
Yes, but then Jesus, so all that's moot. Fun fact: that's why ham is a-okay to celebrate the various Jesus holidays, even though he was Jew who would never eat ham.
When ALL the Jews come back to the Holy Land, then Jesus will come again (and apparently destroy the non-believers so really the Jews are fucked...again.)
But aren't they OK, as God's chosen people? Or something like that.
Don't know. I think the rapture is a bizarre idea. However I pretty much think all religion (including my own) is nothing more than ancient myths designed to make humans feel better about their existence in a chaotic world. I will say that if the condition of ALL Jews returning to the Holy Land has to be met for the second coming of Jesus to happen, well keep on waiting. This Jew isn't going back.
When ALL the Jews come back to the Holy Land, then Jesus will come again (and apparently destroy the non-believers so really the Jews are fucked...again.)
If this is the case, then I think we're gonna need you to stay in Texas.
But aren't they OK, as God's chosen people? Or something like that.
Yes, but then Jesus, so all that's moot. Fun fact: that's why ham is a-okay to celebrate the various Jesus holidays, even though he was Jew who would never eat ham.
I've always wondered about this. I feel weird eating ham on Easter.
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When ALL the Jews come back to the Holy Land, then Jesus will come again (and apparently destroy the non-believers so really the Jews are fucked...again.)
But aren't they OK, as God's chosen people? Or something like that.
God, who is perfect and who knows everything that every was and ever will be, changed his mind between book one and book two. People will be so mad when he writes book three and its only red heads that go to heaven now.
But aren't they OK, as God's chosen people? Or something like that.
God, who is perfect and who knows everything that every was and ever will be, changed his mind between book one and book two. People will be so mad when he writes book three and its only red heads that go to heaven now.
YES! Redemption for being called soulless all these years.
But aren't they OK, as God's chosen people? Or something like that.
God, who is perfect and who knows everything that every was and ever will be, changed his mind between book one and book two. People will be so mad when he writes book three and its only red heads that go to heaven now.
I often shake my head at your cheeky blasphemes, but this one is flipping hilarious. A+ sir.
But aren't they OK, as God's chosen people? Or something like that.
God, who is perfect and who knows everything that every was and ever will be, changed his mind between book one and book two. People will be so mad when he writes book three and its only red heads that go to heaven now.
I think book three is the Koran. Redheads are redeemed in book four and ride dragons, if he ever gets around to finishing the fucking series, that is!
God, who is perfect and who knows everything that every was and ever will be, changed his mind between book one and book two. People will be so mad when he writes book three and its only red heads that go to heaven now.
I think book three is the Koran. Redheads are redeemed in book four and ride dragons, if he ever gets around to finishing the fucking series, that is!
God, who is perfect and who knows everything that every was and ever will be, changed his mind between book one and book two. People will be so mad when he writes book three and its only red heads that go to heaven now.
YES! Redemption for being called soulless all these years.
You'll put in a good word for the rest of us, yes?
God, who is perfect and who knows everything that every was and ever will be, changed his mind between book one and book two. People will be so mad when he writes book three and its only red heads that go to heaven now.
I think book three is the Koran. Redheads are redeemed in book four and ride dragons, if he ever gets around to finishing the fucking series, that is!
I think we're safe from god pulling a Robert Jordan at least? right? Though I suppose he could totally pull a Melanie Rawn and just refuse to write it for no good fucking reason except that he probably can't decide on a good ending after writing himself into a corner.
God, who is perfect and who knows everything that every was and ever will be, changed his mind between book one and book two. People will be so mad when he writes book three and its only red heads that go to heaven now.
YES! Redemption for being called soulless all these years.
I married a red head, does that give me any extra credit points?
Post by mrs.jacinthe on Sept 2, 2014 15:36:46 GMT -5
As a former fundie, I feel well-qualified to answer this. The following are the most often-noted reasons I can recall through years of fundie-ism. Not in any particular order.
1. Israel is the only nation created by God. 2. Israel (and the jewish people) are God's people and should be treated with respect and honor. 3. Jews are living proof of miracles (!!). 4. The continuation of Israeli sovereignty over the Holy Land is proof that God exists. 5. They are an island of non-muslimism and therefore are morally superior in a "godless" region of the world. 6. The entire conflict in the middle east is summarized as "God vs. Allah" and we must fight on the (eventual) winning side.
"The very survival of the Jewish people through recorded time is nothing short of miraculous. The very fact that Jews exist as a nation today stands in testimony to the existence of God who acts in history. By any historical measure, the Jewish people should have disappeared long ago."