Thank you! I actually used to have nearly flawless skin. Then I had the bright idea to go off the pill and get an iud and now it's not as perfect which is sad
Coffee may wake you up but it won't make you sober.
I think the idea is that coffee has a lot of caffeine in it which can up your metabolism for short periods of time, which helps metabolize the alcohol quicker.
Coffee does not metabolize alcohol. It's a stimulant and makes you feel alert but it doesn't make you sober. The only thing that will make you sober is the time it takes for your body to produce the enzymes needed to metabolize the alcohol in your system.
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