Emails from my apartment complex

[open24hours]

Sometimes I wish 'reply all' was never invented as an option.

[Deleted]

Ha! Sounds like the exchange we just had over moving the bulletin board in the mail room from one wall to the other. SEVENTY FOUR REPLY ALLs later, and everyone agreed it was okay.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I want to chip in and buy dude a cart.

[rageragerage]

Lol! Please let us know how this goes through the evening when people start drinking.

[bonquiqui]

Lol I don't know what sort of cart this is in reference to. I keep picturing a grocery cart.
#notthepointiknow

[wysiwyg]

I'm dying at NO ONE CARES.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I dare you to steal one of those annoying tiny carts from a grocery store that they have for kids and put it in your space.

ETA: Or even better, find a link to buy them in bulk and send it out asking if anyone wants to share shipping.

ETA2: www.uline.com/BL_548/Shopping-Carts?pricode=WY980&AdKeyword=grocery%20cart&AdMatchtype=p&gclid=CjwKEAjwv9-gBRD5ofn2jd2N0UUSJACcdilsXz-DCgu_C7iXIanux28MT25NosMNGslyLIzht2d5bxoCyILw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

That's not quite what I was thinking, but still hilarious to me.

[livinitup]

This is not going to go the way the landlord thinks it should go.

[mellymel]

Lolololololol

[thedude]

This is so great

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Sept 16, 2014 19:08:02 GMT -5 littleduck said:

Okay so a lot of "Please remove me" and then this:

Re: Carts
5:02 PM (4 minutes ago)

If anyone wants to come get a cart at Home Depot with me this Saturday I will be leaving around 9 AM. Dana please let us know what carts are within the guidelines.

Thanks

NOW is your chance to be the building hero with saving on buying in bulk!

[isabel]

This is so awesome. I can't wait for more stories from your complex.

[VeryViolet]

I am part of the problem because I was left wondering why you can't put what you want in your parking spot. LOL

[smashley]

Sept 16, 2014 18:35:21 GMT -5 littleduck said:

Re: Carts
4:33 PM (1 minute ago)

I would appreciate it if someone would address the tenant who left her Zara box sitting inside the chute door on the second floor this morning. UNACCEPTABLE.

This one is killing me.

[cville]

Zara? I mean, if you're going to leave a box in the chute, at least make it Lanvin.

[Deleted]

Haaaaa

[CajunShrimp]

Is a golf cart acceptable?

[cats]

I'm so confused by the cart reference.

I keep picturing in the wooden cart in Monty Python.

[RoxMonster]

LOL This is amazing. Oh the dangers of "reply all." Way too many people at my job abuse that button as well.

[CajunShrimp]

If you had an apple cart in there, would it be acceptable to store your apples in the cart?

[elleblue]

I want to know why a bicycle isn't an approved vehicle for a garage? Keeping a bike in your garage shouldn't be considered storage. 

Those emails are pretty funny, people are so odd.

[CajunShrimp]

Elevator pooper?

[elleblue]

Sept 16, 2014 21:01:29 GMT -5 littleduck said:

New email (no BCC again! Have we learned nothing?)

Elevator
6:56 PM (2 minutes ago)

Someone made a disgusting mess in the elevator around 6:30 and did not clean it up. Not only is that inconsiderate it's unsanitary. Would you leave a mess like that in your home? I'm honestly at a loss for words.

If you notice a mess in the elevator please text or email me ASAP so I may catch the person who is doing this and fine them $50 as per their lease.

Thanks, X

I shudder to think what constitutes a mess that is inconsiderate and unsanitary. 

[pantsparty]

WHAT DOES THE CART LOOK LIKE, DANA. TELL US, DANA.

[CajunShrimp]

[Deleted]

I'd start drilling storage shelves onto the walls. Not in that garage floor space, right? On.the.wall.

[Deleted]

Please inquire if these would be acceptable?

[Champagne Supernova]

OMG, she needs to just stop. She needs to turn on the TV and get off the computer.

[firedancer49]

No lie, my company has had to purposely crash our network to stop people from the reply all....and I work to a huge company so that was some major shit to do.

[sushi]

Sept 16, 2014 21:15:53 GMT -5 littleduck said:

An update from the elevator email:

Please be advised that the elevator is a privilege and we all share the responsibility of taking care of it. That being said, I am the one having to clean up these unsanitary incidents. If incidents continue, fines will increase.

Please, please, please keep the elevators and stairwells free of trash and human waste! Be considerate of your neighbors and the building managers!

Thanks, X

HUMAN WASTE?! What kind of animals live there? Did this happen before new landlord? Maybe it's retaliation for reply all.