I found a name for zarapipe's baby

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zarapipe

www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/a-real-khyuty-pye/2014/06/19/47dcff4c-ea65-11e3-b98c-72cef4a00499_story.html

Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn Sparks

[zarapipe]

On the mobile version but please picture the worst omg shocked face not in a million years face.

How many letters is that?

Faints.

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Sept 17, 2014 17:01:25 GMT -5 zarapipe said:

On the mobile version but please picture the worst omg shocked face not in a million years face.

How many letters is that?

Faints.

A tad more than your max of 6.

[kangaroo11]

It would have been perfect if not for the limit of 6. Dang!

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What's crazier is the woman's other childrens names have the same structure and she had three over the span of 18 years so her oldest must be 23ish. Wonder how he's faring in the job market.

[havarti]

So when you're in that happy afterbirth glow you say to your husband, "Say I have a name I loooove. Let's use Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn" When he says, "Whaaaaaaa?!?!?" You say, "Okay then, well...how about Piper?"

[mmmomof2]

I love how the grandma in the article is rolling her eyes at her daughter.

[curbsideprophet]

How do you pronounce the middle name?

[meij]

Oldest kid Casey must be so relieved he got to be a Jr.

In high school during a boring class my friend and I would try and make ordinary names as long and obnoxious as we could. Like Ehlyzzeighbehthe. I think she stole her kids names from our sarcastic lists.

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Sept 17, 2014 17:57:27 GMT -5 curbsideprophet said:

How do you pronounce the middle name?

I assume it's a u-neek spelling of McKinley.

[bowies]

Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn Sparks, her name is my name too! Whenever we go out people always shout "DAMN GIRL THAT NAME SUCKS!" Fa la la la la la la.

[niq]

And now she won't even be Googleable because everyone will have made fun of her name!

[curbsideprophet]

Sept 17, 2014 18:19:13 GMT -5 @supergreen said:

Sept 17, 2014 17:57:27 GMT -5 curbsideprophet said:

How do you pronounce the middle name?

I assume it's a u-neek spelling of McKinley.

I was assuming that was part of the first name given the hyphen. I meant the Khaybryn.

[dancingirl21]

What the ever loving shit is this? Can you imagine having that name? Dear God.

[cobber06]

Goodness. An acquaintance named her daughter Kharringtyn but with slightly different spelling and I was giving that the side eye. I'll stick with my vanilla names.

[MamaMaui24]

Kute.

[curbsideprophet]

Sept 17, 2014 19:29:35 GMT -5 @vicmo said:

Sept 17, 2014 19:15:50 GMT -5 curbsideprophet said:

I was assuming that was part of the first name given the hyphen. I meant the Khaybryn.

Kay - brin? Maybe do a Germanic phlem-sounding khhhhh-aybrin. Heh.

Kay brin was my guess, but at that point, I would say anything is possible. Especially since that is not really a name/word (at least to my knowledge).