Are Thursday UOs not a thing anymore?

[laurensmomma]

Sept 18, 2014 10:32:06 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

This is a confession but I will be too busy tomorrow and may have to miss out on the FFFC.

I often find myself judging people's coolness factor by how quickly they turn off their windshield wipers once the rain stops. Also, by the timing of their intermittent wiper setting. Like if it is going too fast but it isn't raining that hard. If the guy next to me or across the way still has his wipers going when the rain stops....totally uncool loser.

I don't know why I do this. I believe people are judging me for the same thing though. When the rain stops, I have to turn off my wipers immediately. I stress about my intermittent levels.

I didn't know own my car had more than one speed for intermittent wipers for the first two years.

<---- loser.

[rjamz]

Sept 18, 2014 10:32:06 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

This is a confession but I will be too busy tomorrow and may have to miss out on the FFFC.

I often find myself judging people's coolness factor by how quickly they turn off their windshield wipers once the rain stops. Also, by the timing of their intermittent wiper setting. Like if it is going too fast but it isn't raining that hard. If the guy next to me or across the way still has his wipers going when the rain stops....totally uncool loser.

I don't know why I do this. I believe people are judging me for the same thing though. When the rain stops, I have to turn off my wipers immediately. I stress about my intermittent levels.

My car has automatic wiper sensor thingies so it's always just the right amount of wiper. Therefore I am always cool

[laurack]

Sept 18, 2014 10:43:11 GMT -5 bigapple said:

Pardon me while I sprint to the bathroom.

some of these instead?

[helicase]

SPOILER: Click to show

[rjamz]

Sept 18, 2014 10:50:43 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Sept 18, 2014 10:49:49 GMT -5 rjamz said:

My car has automatic wiper sensor thingies so it's always just the right amount of wiper. Therefore I am always cool

Whaaaaaat?  I want those.  I am so uncool.

It's pretty awesome

[jfh]

I think Excel is at once awesome, and overrated. I think our children will laugh at us for using Excel.

[honeybee503]

I miss the Microsoft Word paperclip. He was all right.

[helicase]

Sept 18, 2014 10:55:11 GMT -5 honeybee503 said:

I miss the Microsoft Word paperclip. He was all right.

[honeybee503]

Sept 18, 2014 10:55:58 GMT -5 helicase said:

Sept 18, 2014 10:55:11 GMT -5 honeybee503 said:

I miss the Microsoft Word paperclip. He was all right.

How do you find gifs so fast? I am jealous of your skills!

[jsillyfun]

I judge people a little bit who can't handle strong flavors. Like, if someone says that coffee, chocolate, or certain varieties of alcohol are too strong for them, I think, "Ha! Wimp!" in my head. And then I judge myself for judging them for something so dumb.

[helicase]

Sept 18, 2014 10:57:03 GMT -5 honeybee503 said:

Sept 18, 2014 10:55:58 GMT -5 helicase said:

How do you find gifs so fast? I am jealous of your skills!

I'll never teeeeellllllllll.

















(http://www.reactiongifs.com/)

[jfh]

Sept 18, 2014 10:58:41 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Sept 18, 2014 10:54:04 GMT -5 jfh said:

I think Excel is at once awesome, and overrated. I think our children will laugh at us for using Excel.

I use the shit out of Excel!  Access too.

Oh, I use it all the time. Right now I want to shoot a poisoned arrow through its head.

[rainbowchip]

I use rainx on my windows so I rarely have to use my wipers. Neener neener!

[bigapple]

Sept 18, 2014 10:50:59 GMT -5 laurack said:

Sept 18, 2014 10:43:11 GMT -5 bigapple said:

Pardon me while I sprint to the bathroom.

some of these instead?

Get out of my mind!

[jfh]

I don't like the use of "fresh" for bad behavior. I just don't like how it sounds. Produce is fresh, and that's good! I don't get it.

[Faevantastic]

Is it just me that the map in Dora reminds me of the MS paper clip?

[raynes]

Sept 18, 2014 10:54:04 GMT -5 jfh said:

I think Excel is at once awesome, and overrated. I think our children will laugh at us for using Excel.

I love Excel. It is awesome. And, I think the Office 2013 version is pretty darned awesome.

<----- giant nerd

[AndyCohen]

Sept 18, 2014 10:51:29 GMT -5 helicase said:

SPOILER: Click to show

Mmm that was an excellent spoiler.

[betsyray]

Ooh, I have one!

I actually like the idea of "business" cards for SAHMs. Or working moms but the same info...Like where I'd put my name, my kids' names, and contact info.

I wish it was okay to meet someone once and suggest getting together. That seems to be too pushy for my area or something but I really need to make some mom friends!

I think I'm joining Max's school's PTA just to meet people.

[sunshineluv]

Sept 18, 2014 11:19:31 GMT -5 jfh said:

I don't like the use of "fresh" for bad behavior. I just don't like how it sounds. Produce is fresh, and that's good! I don't get it.

Haha, I think of fresh as flirty!

[breezy8407]

Sept 18, 2014 10:57:20 GMT -5 jsillyfun said:

I judge people a little bit who can't handle strong flavors. Like, if someone says that coffee, chocolate, or certain varieties of alcohol are too strong for them, I think, "Ha! Wimp!" in my head. And then I judge myself for judging them for something so dumb.

I once had someone tell me they don't trust people who don't like coffee.I am conflicted because one of my BFF's doesn't like coffee. 

I do question those that say they don't drink any caffeine. HOW.

[breezy8407]

Sept 18, 2014 12:02:30 GMT -5 sunshineluv said:

Sept 18, 2014 11:19:31 GMT -5 jfh said:

I don't like the use of "fresh" for bad behavior. I just don't like how it sounds. Produce is fresh, and that's good! I don't get it.

Haha, I think of fresh as flirty!

Me too! 

[TrudyCampbell]

Sept 18, 2014 12:16:24 GMT -5 breezy8407 said:

Sept 18, 2014 10:57:20 GMT -5 jsillyfun said:

I judge people a little bit who can't handle strong flavors. Like, if someone says that coffee, chocolate, or certain varieties of alcohol are too strong for them, I think, "Ha! Wimp!" in my head. And then I judge myself for judging them for something so dumb.

I once had someone tell me they don't trust people who don't like coffee.I am conflicted because one of my BFF's doesn't like coffee. 

I do question those that say they don't drink any caffeine. HOW.

One of my very best friends is a surgery resident and she doesn't drink caffeine! HOW! HOOOWWWWW!? I always tell her that if she did decide to drink caffeine, she would probably conquer the world. 

[bean47]

Sept 18, 2014 11:49:27 GMT -5 betsyray said:

Ooh, I have one!

I actually like the idea of "business" cards for SAHMs. Or working moms but the same info...Like where I'd put my name, my kids' names, and contact info.

I wish it was okay to meet someone once and suggest getting together. That seems to be too pushy for my area or something but I really need to make some mom friends!

I think I'm joining Max's school's PTA just to meet people.

I hate making mom friends, it's hard. The past few days I've chatted with several nice women at the park and library but I never give my number. What if they don't want to get together? Ah! It's like dating. I wish others would make the first move lol

[katfco]

Sept 18, 2014 10:57:20 GMT -5 jsillyfun said:

I judge people a little bit who can't handle strong flavors. Like, if someone says that coffee, chocolate, or certain varieties of alcohol are too strong for them, I think, "Ha! Wimp!" in my head. And then I judge myself for judging them for something so dumb.

I've heard that reaction to strong flavors might be genetic. For example, all seafood has a fishy taste to me, and carrots and other vegetables tend to be very bitter. Likewise, coffee is just burned beans. I love the smell, but it just tastes like burned beans, no matter how much cream and sugar is in it. 

So judge away, but remember, you're judging my genes!  

[unclejesse]

I heard a story a while back about a woman who was curious about scientology and so she looked at some websites. They infiltrated her email and mail with ads to join and started harassing her, then they started sending people to her house to get her to join.
I am legit afraid to ever google scientology.

[AndyCohen]

Sept 18, 2014 12:16:24 GMT -5 breezy8407 said:

Sept 18, 2014 10:57:20 GMT -5 jsillyfun said:

I judge people a little bit who can't handle strong flavors. Like, if someone says that coffee, chocolate, or certain varieties of alcohol are too strong for them, I think, "Ha! Wimp!" in my head. And then I judge myself for judging them for something so dumb.

I once had someone tell me they don't trust people who don't like coffee.I am conflicted because one of my BFF's doesn't like coffee. 

I do question those that say they don't drink any caffeine. HOW.

I drink caffeine because I drink diet coke, but it doesn't affect me at all.

[bigapple]

Sept 18, 2014 12:18:42 GMT -5 bean47 said:

Sept 18, 2014 11:49:27 GMT -5 betsyray said:

Ooh, I have one!

I actually like the idea of "business" cards for SAHMs. Or working moms but the same info...Like where I'd put my name, my kids' names, and contact info.

I wish it was okay to meet someone once and suggest getting together. That seems to be too pushy for my area or something but I really need to make some mom friends!

I think I'm joining Max's school's PTA just to meet people.

I hate making mom friends, it's hard. The past few days I've chatted with several nice women at the park and library but I never give my number. What if they don't want to get together? Ah! It's like dating. I wish others would make the first move lol

A lot of the moms I met when I first had C had calling cards.  I laughed it off as another bit of affected craziness in my neighborhood at first, but I came to realize it was a great way to quickly exchange info and make new friends.  

[breezy8407]

Sept 18, 2014 12:46:56 GMT -5 AndyCohen said:

Sept 18, 2014 12:16:24 GMT -5 breezy8407 said:

I once had someone tell me they don't trust people who don't like coffee.I am conflicted because one of my BFF's doesn't like coffee. 

I do question those that say they don't drink any caffeine. HOW.

I drink caffeine because I drink diet coke, but it doesn't affect me at all.

I didn't drink coffee regularly until I was out of college, so I don't NEED it but I sure do love it. 

H is the same way. He can have caffeine right before bed and not affect his sleep. I would be up all night if I had something that late. 

[formerlyllizzyb]

I am suspicious of mothers who don't drink coffee or wine. Like, we might not have anything in common, at all.


Except maybe katfco