See, you needed to fly me out there because I'd be shaming these mofos. Unacceptable. I altered my wedding menu for the kids that showed up. They can have fucking food for Ben at this deal when you TOLD that heffa you were going to be there.
See folks, this why you need an outspoken black friend at your events to act a fool on your behalf. I come with a Fist Up tee. I can dress in all black and pick the fro out. #ijs
See, you needed to fly me out there because I'd be shaming these mofos. Unacceptable. I altered my wedding menu for the kids that showed up. They can have fucking food for Ben at this deal when you TOLD that heffa you were going to be there.
See folks, this why you need an outspoken black friend at your events to act a fool on your behalf. I come with a Fist Up tee. I can dress in all black and pick the fro out. #ijs
Guess who has no food for kids? Like, at all. And it's 8pm and they just served mini sandwiches.
I stole buns for Ben to eat.
Did they have any food other than mini sandwiches?
They still haven't served the rest of the food. We're not the only people who've left.
Nita, I did pointedly say "do you have anything other than rolls for the kids? They're starving." To which I got a bunch of blank stares. Srsly
I got to get my shame in when someone asked if we were staying over and I said "oh, there's nowhere for us to sleep." There are 5 bedrooms btw. 1 is currently occupied. People kind of uncomfortably looked at each other and I excused myself.
In case you were wondering I heard 5 mentions of how expensive their bathroom tile was and 4 conversations about how hard it was to get her foyer tile installed the way she wanted it. It's installed wrong. Lol,
Guess who has no food for kids? Like, at all. And it's 8pm and they just served mini sandwiches.
I stole buns for Ben to eat.
THIS is when you run to mcd's and get happy meals for all the kids. Then when dad's wife gives you bitchface you say, "oh! I saw you didn't have food for the kids so I just ran out and got some! Don't worry, it was NO PROBLEM AT ALL."
See, you needed to fly me out there because I'd be shaming these mofos. Unacceptable. I altered my wedding menu for the kids that showed up. They can have fucking food for Ben at this deal when you TOLD that heffa you were going to be there.
See folks, this why you need an outspoken black friend at your events to act a fool on your behalf. I come with a Fist Up tee. I can dress in all black and pick the fro out. #ijs
You would have made my cousin's wedding much more tolerable. Seriously.
I don't know the back story on the party. Why weren't kids invited? If I wanted a grow ups only party I wouldn't have kid food... Or is getting a sitter impossible and she knows it? I just need more back story. Not that it matters. I am team LP no matter what because I am blindly loyal like that. But I'd like to know I am right too.
I don't know the back story on the party. Why weren't kids invited? If I wanted a grow ups only party I wouldn't have kid food... Or is getting a sitter impossible and she knows it? I just need more back story. Not that it matters. I am team LP no matter what because I am blindly loyal like that. But I'd like to know I am right too.
The party was at my father's house and all of the other grand-kids were invited but his wife requested that mine not attend. Which was met with a resounding Absofuckingloutelynot. So she knew they were coming but is just a cuntwich.
Which, by the way, is why I gave her a GC for her birthday in the amount if $25.48. Just off enough for it to possibly be a regift even though it's not:
I don't know the back story on the party. Why weren't kids invited? If I wanted a grow ups only party I wouldn't have kid food... Or is getting a sitter impossible and she knows it? I just need more back story. Not that it matters. I am team LP no matter what because I am blindly loyal like that. But I'd like to know I am right too.
The party was at my father's house and all of the other grand-kids were invited but his wife requested that mine not attend. Which was met with a resounding Absofuckingloutelynot. So she knew they were coming but is just a cuntwich.
Which, by the way, is why I gave her a GC for her birthday in the amount if $25.48. Just off enough for it to possibly be a regift even though it's not:
whoa wtf!?!? All the other grand kids were invited. Did your dad know that? Are you your dad's only child? What a bitch!!!!
Post by penguingrrl on Sept 20, 2014 22:53:47 GMT -5
Ugh, she's such a bitch. Seriously. Who goes out of their way to keep her hisband's grand kids away then doesn't provide fucking food for them at a party?
Which, by the way, is why I gave her a GC for her birthday in the amount if $25.48. Just off enough for it to possibly be a regift even though it's not:
Which, by the way, is why I gave her a GC for her birthday in the amount if $25.48. Just off enough for it to possibly be a regift even though it's not:
Did you really?? I love this so much. I hope it was for a place she doesn't like.
Which, by the way, is why I gave her a GC for her birthday in the amount if $25.48. Just off enough for it to possibly be a regift even though it's not:
Did you really?? I love this so much. I hope it was for a place she doesn't like.
Better. It's for her favorite store. That way it won't get stuck in a drawer and never used.
The party was at my father's house and all of the other grand-kids were invited but his wife requested that mine not attend. Which was met with a resounding Absofuckingloutelynot. So she knew they were coming but is just a cuntwich.
Which, by the way, is why I gave her a GC for her birthday in the amount if $25.48. Just off enough for it to possibly be a regift even though it's not:
whoa wtf!?!? All the other grand kids were invited. Did your dad know that? Are you your dad's only child? What a bitch!!!!
I have a sister with 2 kids who were there. Dad has dementia and I don't know how much she told him about not inviting my kids but I suspect he knew.
I don't know the back story on the party. Why weren't kids invited? If I wanted a grow ups only party I wouldn't have kid food... Or is getting a sitter impossible and she knows it? I just need more back story. Not that it matters. I am team LP no matter what because I am blindly loyal like that. But I'd like to know I am right too.
The party was at my father's house and all of the other grand-kids were invited but his wife requested that mine not attend. Which was met with a resounding Absofuckingloutelynot. So she knew they were coming but is just a cuntwich.
Which, by the way, is why I gave her a GC for her birthday in the amount if $25.48. Just off enough for it to possibly be a regift even though it's not:
So you got a gift card and when the clerk asked how much to put on it you said $25.48? LOL! That's good stuff.
See, you needed to fly me out there because I'd be shaming these mofos. Unacceptable. I altered my wedding menu for the kids that showed up. They can have fucking food for Ben at this deal when you TOLD that heffa you were going to be there.
See folks, this why you need an outspoken black friend at your events to act a fool on your behalf. I come with a Fist Up tee. I can dress in all black and pick the fro out. #ijs
Which, by the way, is why I gave her a GC for her birthday in the amount if $25.48. Just off enough for it to possibly be a regift even though it's not:
I respect the cunning, malicious mind game inherent to this. Well played, LP.