John Oliver destroys Miss America Pageant

[iammalcolmx]

That was good and Ms South Carolina NEVER gets old.

[cville]

I LOVE HIM.

[IIOY]

I look at Giuseppe and I want to have sex with Giuseppe.  I look at you and I want to have sex with Giuseppe.

[sugarglider]

Oh man. That was awesome. I participated in a Miss America community level pageant--I mean, scholarship competition--in high school. The contract said we had to promise not to engage in acts of moral turpitude. I got a kick out of that. I didn't sign it.

They have you pick the song that they play if you win. My friend who won picked some classic Nat King Cole song. My song would have been No Doubt 's Just a Girl.

[tacosforlife]

Sept 23, 2014 8:57:14 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

That was good and Ms South Carolina NEVER gets old.

THE IRAQ. I die every time asdfjkl busts that out.

Also: MAPS.

[iammalcolmx]

Sept 23, 2014 9:22:49 GMT -5 tacosforlife said:

Sept 23, 2014 8:57:14 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

That was good and Ms South Carolina NEVER gets old.

THE IRAQ. I die every time asdfjkl busts that out.

Also: MAPS.

Do you remember when she explained the opposing views to the ACA using the same language?  It was hilarious

[tacosforlife]

Sept 23, 2014 9:25:03 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Sept 23, 2014 9:22:49 GMT -5 tacosforlife said:

THE IRAQ. I die every time asdfjkl busts that out.

Also: MAPS.

Do you remember when she explained the opposing views to the ACA using the same language?  It was hilarious

I don't. I'd pay you in tacos for a link.

[somersault72]

I watched this last night. I love that man so much.

[emilyj]

"I sincerely doubt the intricacies of hostage negotiation are going to be resolved by a 21 year old PR major and the star of Sharknado"

Dead.

[Kattey]

I laughed so hard. I can't believe the lengths Miss America goes to claim they "provide" scholarships. And wtf about never having been pregnant.

[wise_rita]

I forget what it was exactly, but the crack about Donald Trump looking like foreskin was golden.

[Knight]

Sept 24, 2014 5:20:06 GMT -5 @bunnybean said:

I loved it!! Though the contestant who answered about ISIS was really on the ball! Why didn't she win?!

The shape of her head must have been wrong.

[josieposy]

That was awesome.

[5thofjuly]

I can't wait to show this in class next week!

[mbcdefg]

The Chicago Society of Women Engineers is reporting that they've received $25k in donations after John Oliver plugged their scholarship fund in this segment: www.avclub.com/article/john-olivers-takedown-miss-america-boosts-donation-209647?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default