Vag cookies

[bkseller13]

Don't know if this has been shared or not. - Click the link for the mom's response.

elitedaily.com/news/world/mother-vagina-cookies-second-graders-sends-teacher-e-mail/767638/  

This is a story about a woman who wanted her second grader to know that vaginas come in all shapes, colors and sizes. It’s also the story of really questionable parenting.



Redditor JPstudly posted a long tale of woe to a subreddit dedicated to massive f*ckups. The story is from a female friend who teaches a class of second graders.



A mother with an interesting take on empowering female children, pseudonym Autumn, signed up to bring in baked goods to her child’s class.



But when Autumn arrived, tray in hand, every single cookie was shaped like a vagina. The teacher noted that every kind of vagina was represented, including “small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch.” They were frosted accordingly.



When the teacher told Autumn that the cookies were inappropriate, the mother began yelling about the importance of young children learning about sexuality. Autumn left the cookies and stormed out.



But later that night, the teacher got an email rant that will go down in history as one of the most anti-feminist pieces ever written. You have to read it to believe it, especially the part where Autumn wishes domestic violence on the teacher.



JPstudly has since posted that the teacher-friend is in contact with school administrators, who are dealing with Autumn.



An email in defense of vagina-shaped cookies for children.

[IIOY]

"I hope you end up with an abusive husband who beats on you every night."

The insane: ruining the hard work of feminists, one stupid at a time.

[IIOY]

And really, what are we teaching children with the blue and neon yellow meat curtains?

[decemberwedding07]

Sept 23, 2014 11:11:06 GMT -5 @barefootbarista said:

I'm seriously laughing.

Why does she want to feed the children vagina cookies?

Because second graders need to learn how to please women, duh!

[Deleted]

One really shouldn't bake school treats while watching porn and tripping on LSD.

[downtoearth]

Sept 23, 2014 11:28:53 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

One really shouldn't bake school treats while watching porn and tripping on LSD.

...or write emails to the teacher.

[laurenpetro]

as a cookie decorator i am COMPLETELY offended by those. they are TERRIBLE.

and i love that the mother is trying to shame the teacher with a text that is full of grammar fail.

[Deleted]

Sept 23, 2014 11:30:17 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

as a cookie decorator i am COMPLETELY offended by those. they are TERRIBLE.

and i love that the mother is trying to shame the teacher with a text that is full of grammar fail.

Punctuation is obviously not her friend.

[pixy0stix]

A picture of the cookies isn't included in the op. I think that picture was a stock photo or something.

[downtoearth]

Sept 23, 2014 11:32:29 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

A picture of the cookies isn't included in the op. I think that picture was a stock photo or something.

So those cookies are just your run-of-the-mill vag cookies and not the ones that the mother painstakingly made to botch her kids elementary school career?

[Deleted]

Sept 23, 2014 11:32:29 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

A picture of the cookies isn't included in the op. I think that picture was a stock photo or something.

Our version is more fun.

[dawnzersong]

I'm skeptical that any of this happened. Do we have anything beyond a "this totally happened to my friend" internet story with no identifying details to confirm that this is true?

[pixy0stix]

Sept 23, 2014 11:40:40 GMT -5 dawnzersong said:

I'm skeptical that any of this happened. Do we have anything beyond a "this totally happened to my friend" internet story with no identifying details to confirm that this is true?

Nope.

I like stories like this, though. As long as it's not real news sites getting their news off reddit, then I'm good.

[bkseller13]

I just noticed that you can pin the photo of vag cookies to your pinterest board. Which board to put it on??? Sexy stuff? Cookies? Fun w/ frosting?

[dawnzersong]

Sept 23, 2014 11:42:30 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Sept 23, 2014 11:40:40 GMT -5 dawnzersong said:

I'm skeptical that any of this happened. Do we have anything beyond a "this totally happened to my friend" internet story with no identifying details to confirm that this is true?

Nope.

I like stories like this, though. As long as it's not real news sites getting their news off reddit, then I'm good.

I suppose. It just has a "twins named Lemongello and Orangello" feel to it.

[KateAggie]

[sushi]

Sept 23, 2014 11:12:49 GMT -5 IIOY said:

And really, what are we teaching children with the blue and neon yellow meat curtains?

I once watched an obscure aussie movie where the woman yelled "part my beef curtains."

unfortunately I have relayed that line at inappropriate times that I thought were hilarious and were not meet with the same respect.

[IIOY]

Sept 23, 2014 19:25:54 GMT -5 sushi said:

Sept 23, 2014 11:12:49 GMT -5 IIOY said:

And really, what are we teaching children with the blue and neon yellow meat curtains?

I once watched an obscure aussie movie where the woman yelled "part my beef curtains."

unfortunately I have relayed that line at inappropriate times that I thought were hilarious and were not meet with the same respect.

This line is amazing.

ETA: Welcome to Woop Woop

[sushi]

Sept 23, 2014 19:37:37 GMT -5 IIOY said:

Sept 23, 2014 19:25:54 GMT -5 sushi said:

I once watched an obscure aussie movie where the woman yelled "part my beef curtains."

unfortunately I have relayed that line at inappropriate times that I thought were hilarious and were not meet with the same respect.

This line is amazing.

ETA: Welcome to Woop Woop

That's exactly the movie. I'm surprised anyone recognized it.

[IIOY]

Sept 23, 2014 20:14:04 GMT -5 sushi said:

Sept 23, 2014 19:37:37 GMT -5 IIOY said:

This line is amazing.

ETA: Welcome to Woop Woop

That's exactly the movie. I'm surprised anyone recognized it.

I can't take credit - Google did the work for me.

[tres3]

were the cookies tuna flavored?

[tres3]

Sept 24, 2014 10:32:41 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Sept 24, 2014 6:22:39 GMT -5 tres3 said:

were the cookies tuna flavored?

I'll go sit in the corner

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Yeezus wept.

[Velar Fricative]

I don't care if this is fake, this is awesome.

Where are the penis cookies? Shouldn't we want to celebrate the penis and how to please it? MEN'S RIGHTS!!!1!!!!!11!!

[josieposy]

So is there like a Wilton course for this?

[Deleted]

Sept 24, 2014 19:39:54 GMT -5 @dontcallmeshirley1 said:

Sept 23, 2014 11:28:53 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

One really shouldn't bake school treats while watching porn and tripping on LSD.

Well all right then Miss FANCY, how do you do YOUR baking?

Snorting cocaine of dicks, duh. Because I'm not a feminist.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Sept 24, 2014 20:53:51 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Sept 24, 2014 19:39:54 GMT -5 @dontcallmeshirley1 said:

Well all right then Miss FANCY, how do you do YOUR baking?

Snorting cocaine of dicks, duh. Because I'm not a feminist.

BRB, crying.