"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Post by stephm0188 on Sept 29, 2014 18:58:12 GMT -5
I had to explain this to my friend at socccer when she asked what I was so engrossed in reading. It went something like this:
There's this person from the internet who is getting a divorce but isn't divorced yet. She met a boy at the beginning of the summer and then found herself knocked up despite doublebagging it just in case. She told her German stud and said she was willing to do it on her own but wanted him to be involved if he wanted to. He was happy and then he wasn't so she was all sad that he kicked her out of bed in the middle of the night. But then! He called out of the blue and invited her over and his mom was there and she was happy and he was happy and everyone was SO SO HAPPY. Then her doctor said "Not so fast there! Your body is totally trying to hang onto a non viable pregnancy. I know this even though I haven't done an ultrasound and have no real medical basis for saying this!" And then the rest of the people on the internet collectively called bullshit. The end.
And she said "Is this the same person with the dog stealing mother?"
I had to explain this to my friend at socccer when she asked what I was so engrossed in reading. It went something like this:
There's this person from the internet who is getting a divorce but isn't divorced yet. She met a boy at the beginning of the summer and then found herself knocked up despite doublebagging it just in case. She told her German stud and said she was willing to do it on her own but wanted him to be involved if he wanted to. He was happy and then he wasn't so she was all sad that he kicked her out of bed in the middle of the night. But then! He called out of the blue and invited her over and his mom was there and she was happy and he was happy and everyone was SO SO HAPPY. Then her doctor said "Not so fast there! Your body is totally trying to hang onto a non viable pregnancy. I know this even though I haven't done an ultrasound and have no real medical basis for saying this!" And then the rest of the people on the internet collectively called bullshit. The end.
And she said "Is this the same person with the dog stealing mother?"
apalettepassion.wordpress.com/ WHO IS BONQUIQUI!?!?!?!??!
"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
I actually told my H about the boy/MIL/pregnancy thing last week. And now I remember I also told him about L&L's accidental pregnancy and her H's reaction. And about JLMs ball burger and daughter from rape that she couldn't bond with. So I told him next time I feel the need to share a GBCN story, he should just tell: catfish! Catfish! Catfish!
Post by snipsnsnails on Sept 29, 2014 19:43:09 GMT -5
Smartone was an regular from way back when. What to say about Smartone? It's hard because so much of it was probably falsified. She had an actor husband who was sorta famous in that bit actor sort of way. Though pressed, she would never actually divulge any of his films, but she loved to be all up in celeb posts. She lived in Malibu and would post vague-ish photos of the roads surrounding her palatial palace, but never the palace itself. She had rich parents from the East Coast, but never wanted to go back. Cali for life. And she always posted in a way that made her seem like she had just finished a reallllly boozy brunch and was about to lay out on her chaise for the rest of the day, doing new-agey chants or pigeon poop facials. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
She never wanted to confirm anything when pressed and eventually peaced out when everyone decided she was a fake. Several incarnations seemed to come back, each one a little quirkier than the one before. She was wacky. FTR, always nice to me, but wacky.