"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Post by karmasabiotch on Sept 29, 2014 16:18:27 GMT -5
Are we at the point of the post where we wonder if MB has used any other SN and perhaps had money placed neatly in her mail box or took up a collection to rescue a dog?
And while I'm being an ass, sparkythelawyer....quit being an ass. I forgot about that until that other chick called you out. Who the fuck cares if she went to the ER? (Which I bet $10 MB comes back and calls us all assholes and says she's at the ER now...ersumshit).
You don't go to the ER for a mosquito bite. This would be warranted. You know, if it were actually happening.
Thinking about having sex in spanx makes me feel uncomfortable. I mean...come on, nothing about her encounter sounds sexy to me...it sounded horrifying, and I like some weird shit sometimes. It sounded too "Shades of Grey"
Ftr, I wear Maidenform Flexees now, easier to get on/off and they allow for easier passage, should you need to sneak one out. However, I don't recommend wearing either in the bedroom.
PS - How could one wear a short dress with those on?
When I talk about Spanx, I guess I mean my Spanx slips. I don't own any of the riding shorts things (the comment "the peehole works most of the time" describes my main concern) but I wear the slips all the time. Since they cover my whole torso, I call them "spanx hugs."
Post by TrickyBob on Sept 29, 2014 16:33:27 GMT -5
So MB said she was driving when everyone urged her to get an u/s but she is going to take today and tomorrow to think about what her doc said? Did you get the u/s or not?
While none of this surprises me in the least, that doesn't make it hurt any less. Each of you is free to believe what you will. I don't know what to think about my timeline from LMP to now and it's just as confusing to me as it is to others.
I'm taking today and tonight to think about what I want to do and will be calling my doctor in the morning to let her know. I do want another ultrasound and to whomever reminded me today is already five days and that waiting until the end of the week is longer than necessary, thank you.
To those who have remained supportive and reached out to me off board, thank you for your kindness.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand you STILL haven't answered anyone's questions.
Thinking about having sex in spanx makes me feel uncomfortable. I mean...come on, nothing about her encounter sounds sexy to me...it sounded horrifying, and I like some weird shit sometimes. It sounded too "Shades of Grey"
I feel the same way. Even if there was an easy-access hole, the Spanx squeezing my fat rolls would put me right out of the mood. And since it would increase the likelihood of me farting, I don't imagine DH would be into it, either.
Lol. I am TRYING to help others who may require shape wear, so that they may learn from my mishaps and experiences, you people are making it sound all dirty!!!
What about the Jockey shorts ones? Have you tried those?
Lol. I am TRYING to help others who may require shape wear, so that they may learn from my mishaps and experiences, you people are making it sound all dirty!!!
What about the Jockey shorts ones? Have you tried those?