Come snark with me

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Sewing FB groups like you to be all positive so this hot fucking mess cannot be properly dealt with in the forum where I found it. So I'm relying on you good people to help me not explode with snark and glee.



Need opinions. I made this for a friend who is getting married for the fourth time. She chose the design\fabric ands colors... it is how she wanted it but it seems to be missing something. I an not crazy about it for a wedding but she chose it but what do you think I can do to make it more wedding-ish. Thanks

[gpw]

I could really use some eye bleach just now.

[Deleted]

Is that or is that not the worst thing you've ever seen in your life if you continue pretending you don't open half of summer's posts?

If it were larger, I'd want to know how the poster knew Mama June.

[ESF]

Do sewing boards have trolls? Because this has to be a joke. It has to be.

If it is not a joke, then I personally will award a prize to whoever can first unearth on the Internet the photos from that wedding and reception and share them here.

[josieposy]

That looks like something that belongs on an 80s Barbie.

[penguingrrl]

Clearly it needs glitter alllllll over it!

[Deleted]

Sept 30, 2014 22:49:19 GMT -5 ESF said:

Do sewing boards have trolls? Because this has to be a joke. It has to be.

If it is not a joke, then I personally will award a prize to whoever can first unearth on the Internet the photos from that wedding and reception and share them here.

They're getting married at the VFW hall. And please, go back and say that again with a serious southern accent because that's how I'm saying it.

I bet they get their catering from K Fried C.

[meshaliuknits]

I'm not sure what I'm looking at. Is it a ridiculous skirt or ridiculous genie pants?

Sent from my EVO

[gpw]

Sept 30, 2014 22:47:07 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Is that or is that not the worst thing you've ever seen in your life if you continue pretending you don't open half of summer's posts?

If it were larger, I'd want to know how the poster knew Mama June.

Only if I pretend I don't open summer's posts.  It's pretty heinous.  It has klassy wedding written all over it, though.  

But wait!  It is a theme wedding?  Near Halloween?  Maybe there is an explanation for this abomination?

[josieposy]

Is the theme Jem Gets Married?

No Jem wouldn't even wear that.

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Sept 30, 2014 22:59:23 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Is the theme Jem Gets Married?

No Jem wouldn't even wear that.

So you don't think this is truly, truly outrageous?

[MrsAxilla]

[origami]

I thought it was terrible as some kind of a home ec class Halloween outfit. For a wedding? Like, for the bride? Is this a drunk child bride walking down the aisle to Forever In Blue Jeans? No part of this outfit computes. 

[madisen]

The lace is entirely too understated and I don't know why they didnmt go for a hi-lo look front to back.

[madisen]

Now THIS really says wedding to me

[aurora]

Sept 30, 2014 22:47:07 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Is that or is that not the worst thing you've ever seen in your life if you continue pretending you don't open half of summer's posts?

If it were larger, I'd want to know how the poster knew Mama June.

This part made me LOL.

The skirt is atrocious, for sure.

[kmpls]

Omg. So ugly.

just link her to the knot, the bebe brides will have a field day.

[meshaliuknits]

What did those jeans ever do to anyone?

Sent from my EVO

[stealthmom]

Sept 30, 2014 23:17:03 GMT -5 origami said:

I thought it was terrible as some kind of a home ec class Halloween outfit. For a wedding? Like, for the bride? Is this a drunk child bride walking down the aisle to Forever In Blue Jeans? No part of this outfit computes. 

fourth marriage. God I hope not.

[WOT?*]

What's missing is good taste, style and class.
You're welcome.

[Michelle]

Sept 30, 2014 23:21:47 GMT -5 madisen said:

Now THIS really says wedding to me

Ok, this is NMS, but it is sooooo much nicer than the original one posted. This says country lacy funky chic (I guess) and the other one looks like she took her grandmother's brothel dress and sewed it onto some old denim skirt.

So my suggestion Habs on how to make it more wedding-ish, is to burn it. Burn it to the ground with all the whoredom the pink with black lace represents.

[elleblue]

Sept 30, 2014 22:42:23 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Need opinions. I made this for a friend who is getting married for the fourth time. She chose the design\fabric ands colors... it is how she wanted it but it seems to be missing something. I an not crazy about it for a wedding but she chose it but what do you think I can do to make it more wedding-ish. Thanks

Taste. It seems to be missing taste.

[wawa]

Oct 1, 2014 1:57:29 GMT -5 @dyermaker said:

Can you suggest bedazzling the pockets? Some brass studs and then matching rhinestones. Walla

I was thinking the same thing.  I'd also consider white lace instead of black maybe?

You know what I want to know?  What's she wearing on top?

[laurenpetro]

I'll admit that I'm not the most fashionably aware person on this board but I don't even know what that is.

[ECB]

Oct 1, 2014 1:51:47 GMT -5 Michelle said:

Sept 30, 2014 23:21:47 GMT -5 madisen said:

Now THIS really says wedding to me

Ok, this is NMS, but it is sooooo much nicer than the original one posted. This says country lacy funky chic (I guess) and the other one looks like she took her grandmother's brothel dress and sewed it onto some old denim skirt.

I agree.  The right person w/ the right look and right accessories could actually probably pull off that skirt.  But what is in the OP?  No words.  well, one word:  hideous.

Put these pics next to each other and you have an entry for a pintrest fail. 

[Deleted]

She says the woman hasn't found the right top yet. I told her she really should let it go until she sees the top because that will tell her everything she needs to know about whether she should even try.

I did not tell her to expect a Lynyrd Skynyrd tee.

[ChillyMcFreeze]

Oct 1, 2014 7:49:35 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

She says the woman hasn't found the right top yet. I told her she really should let it go until she sees the top because that will tell her everything she needs to know about whether she should even try.

I did not tell her to expect a Lynyrd Skynyrd tee.

Please be a kitty cat shirt, please be a kitty cat shirt. Or wolves. I would accept wolves.

[delawarejen]

It needs sequins. Maybe spelling out bride on the rear end.

[Deleted]

Latest update: Lady sent picture to bride. Bride loves is.

Our task for the day should be to find pictures of who we think this bride is.

I already found the groom.

[chickadee77]

Well, if you have to ask how to make something more weddingish, the answer is always to bedazzle it.

Duh.