Who was attacked by geese?

[papie]

05heel?

I am out for a walk and thought about GBCN, lol. I love geese.

[CajunShrimp]

Not me, but I threw up on a swan once.

It was really pissed off.

[Serenity9]

You love them... until this happens to you:

[05heel]

Well one, it was A goose. Who has since apologized

it should be that has since apologized, shouldn't it? cville

[waffletime]

We had a pair that would summer down by the pond on our land. I think I was like, 11 or something, and got too close to them playing outside. The one started moving towards me, I backed up, it kept coming, I started running. Ran all the way up to the house with this damn goose flapping its wings and honking while chasing me, get inside, slam the door. All I see is my mom bent over and almost in tears from laughing so hard. Apparently she watched the whole thing from the window. THANKS MOM.

[sewf]

H and I have both been attacked by geese. We're teaching DS that they are evil.

[schitzengiggles]

I <3 geese!!! I have an understanding with them. They are my friends.

[sergey]

One charged me when I was a little kid but luckily my dad was standing right there and booted it.

[eddy]

[cuddlyevil]

Stbx nudged one out of a parking spot with his car, then seemed shocked when it chased him.

[05heel]

Oct 1, 2014 11:56:43 GMT -5 schitzengiggles said:

I <3 geese!!! I have an understanding with them. They are my friends.

Me too!

[zoomzoom]

We used to feed the nice geese in the park when I was kid. Until they got so aggressive for food that they began pecking at me. Those were the white geese.

The canadian geese can go DIAF and take their giant poops with them.

[schitzengiggles]

I took this pic a couple of years ago but just LOOK AT THE CUTE FUZZY BABIES!! AAAAAH I DIE!!!

[cville]

Oct 1, 2014 11:52:53 GMT -5 05heel said:

Well one, it was A goose. Who has since apologized

it should be that has since apologized, shouldn't it? cville

I feel like that goose has such personality it deserves a "who."

[snipsnsnails]

We have taught our 3 and 1 year old that geese say, not honk honk, no, but "hisssss, hisssss, and then they bite you, mommy." Mean creatures!

[CurlyQ284]

I hate geese. I used to live in a guest house on a farm and they would land behind my house and poop everywhere and the dogs would eat it.

I got tired of it and ran out in my bathrobe and chased them off. They didn't land there the next 2 years that I lived there. I wonder if they remember like how they remember the migration route. "Oh we can't land there Bob. Crazy lady in her bathrobe, remember the fall of 2011?"

[iammalcolmx]

It wasn't Geese but once I think I got too close to a bird nest and Momma decided to bomb dive me as I was innocently trying to get in my car. I screamed bloody murder as I dove into my car, while the nearby construction workers laughed their asses off.

[cuddlyevil]

Oct 1, 2014 13:57:18 GMT -5 frkls said:

jonah got bit in the butt last year.

i dated a german exchange student in college who took one look at a canada goose and asked, "what the hell kind of duck is that?!"

"One from the bowels of hell."

[malibu]

I was, earlier this year, and posted about it. I was then told about 05heel's glorious post from TN, which was far superior to mine.

[lilafowler]

I shared my theory with Ellie that Canadians are so nice because their geese are such jerks. She thought it was funny. She's 4.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

A sandhill crane trapped me in my apartment once.

Geese are assholes, but they have nothing on that goddamn crane.

[cjeanette]

Jess Mariano

[lilafowler]

Turkeys are mean bitches. The only good turkey is IN MY BELLAH