I think I just got my first bonus?

[tacosforlife]

Nobody even told me I was getting it! It just appeared in my bank account!

A whole 0.27 percent of my salary!

Still, a bigger bonus than Voldemort ever gave me!

[rubytue]

Congrats!!

Do you use eOPF? There would be an SF50 for it.

[tacosforlife]

Oct 1, 2014 14:59:47 GMT -5 rubytue said:

Congrats!!

Do you use eOPF? There would be an SF50 for it.

Like I remember that password.

[rubytue]

Here is a hint: the password requirements are 14 characters, a special character in positions 2, 5, 7, and 9. A number in positions 3, 4, 8, and 9. Oh, and it includes the name of your unborn cat and the square root of -2.

[hamster]

Oh! I've been wondering who you were!

[tacosforlife]

Oct 1, 2014 15:15:38 GMT -5 hamster said:

Oh! I've been wondering who you were!

I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT FOOD!

[rubytue]

FWIW, eOPF is one of the easier ones to reset the password. Cause lord knows I do it every time I need to login.

[msmerymac]

Whenever I get extra money from my employer, I worry they are firing me and paying out my vacation or something.

That has never actually happened, and I actually think your last paycheck can't be direct deposited, so I think you are safe.

[tacosforlife]

Oct 1, 2014 15:26:30 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Whenever I get extra money from my employer, I worry they are firing me and paying out my vacation or something.

That has never actually happened, and I actually think your last paycheck can't be direct deposited, so I think you are safe.

Way to be a total buzzkill.

JFC.

[tacosforlife]

I am splurging on a 45-minute massage instead of my usual 20-minute.

[genet313]

Oct 1, 2014 15:40:32 GMT -5 tacosforlife said:

I am splurging on a 45-minute massage instead of my usual 20-minute.

what?  no tacos splurge?  

[tacosforlife]

Oct 1, 2014 15:48:47 GMT -5 genet313 said:

Oct 1, 2014 15:40:32 GMT -5 tacosforlife said:

I am splurging on a 45-minute massage instead of my usual 20-minute.

what?  no tacos splurge?  

To be fair, I've had tacos 4 times in the last 6 days.

#truestory
#iregretnothing

[genet313]

Oct 1, 2014 15:50:57 GMT -5 tacosforlife said:

Oct 1, 2014 15:48:47 GMT -5 genet313 said:

what?  no tacos splurge?  

To be fair, I've had tacos 4 times in the last 6 days.

#truestory
#iregretnothing

were they chicken?  if so, this little lady is surely pissed.


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[tacosforlife]

Oct 1, 2014 16:01:37 GMT -5 genet313 said:

Oct 1, 2014 15:50:57 GMT -5 tacosforlife said:

To be fair, I've had tacos 4 times in the last 6 days.

#truestory
#iregretnothing

were they chicken?  if so, this little lady is surely pissed.


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Thursday was beef.
Friday was one beef and one pork.
Sunday was egg and chorizo.
Yesterday was beef.

#tacosforlife

[zelda25]

JFC, I just figured out who you are! tacosforlife, I need a memo when you do this shit!

[tacosforlife]

Oct 1, 2014 16:19:36 GMT -5 zelda25 said:

JFC, I just figured out who you are! tacosforlife, I need a memo when you do this shit!

I HAVE MADE IT SO OBVIOUS, PEOPLE.

Also, I sort of did issue a memo about it. It was in a thread about...wait for it...tacos.