DS has instituted a strict 6:30 bedtime. I hate that after work now feels so rushed and I only have an hour with him at night. And yes, this is a total bragplaint.
Also, every night I "read" the napping house to DS as I'm putting him to bed. And by "read" I mean that I recite it from memory.
THE WAKEFUL FLEA BITES THE CAT.
No, no, no. The wakeful flea bites the MOUSE, who scares the cat