So Stella ate an entire ribeye from a fancy steakhouse

[stellas]

She stole it off if the table when dh wasn't looking. She looks pregnant.

We are attempting to shame her but you can see the "not sorry" in her eyes.

This tops her previous best haul of an entire sonic cheeseburger, minus the pickles she daintily left behind, placed neatly on the foil wrapper.

[jlt19]

Isn't she a doxie, or am I thinking of someone else? If so, damn, she's good!

[ralphlauren]

I thought you were referring to yourself for a second

[stellas]

Yup. A ninja dachshund. There's no way Ethel could get up on the table.

[birdistheword]

One time Heidi looked me square in the eyes while gently grabbing a piece of pizza out of the box. It was like I didn't think she would really do it, and she couldn't believe she was getting away with it. Lol.

[redheadk]

DH once dropped a steak and one of the dogs caught it mid-air. The look on his face was priceless.

Sounds like it was a good night for your dog!

[jlt19]

Wow, that's super impressive. My great dane won't even eat off the table if it's in the middle and he can't easily reach it. He's lazy as fuck.

[stellas]

She just needs one chair to be pulled away from the table one dachshund width, and she makes it happen.

Little fucker.

[aussiecrush]

That's some serious talent.

[Deleted]

My dad's doxies are seat jumpers and table food snatchers. Those fuckers.

[Deleted]

Our doxie is a pro at table surfing. I hear her little toes clicking on the table all the time.

[stellas]

Oct 19, 2014 22:14:22 GMT -5 @t2j said:

Our doxie is a pro at table surfing. I hear her little toes clicking on the table all the time.

Yes! Whenever I forget my phone or something and run back into the house right after we've left, I find her on a table with her "oh fuck" face on.

[CurlyQ284]

We had a huge oversized Weimaraner when I was a kid, he was 120 lbs and he could rest his chin on the counter. Once he stole an entire roast off the platter when my mom wasn't looking and she chased him around the house trying to get it back.

[fuckyourcouch]

One time, Kirby pushed a dining chair across the room and used it as a ladder to steal an enormous bag of kettle corn off the back of the counter top.

My h was like "we can't even be mad! Our child is a genius!"

[usuallylurking]

Nice choice, Stella! H's boxer growing up, Sherman, ate H's entire birthday cheesecake out of the refrigerator while they were out for dinner. Lol.

[birdistheword]

Oct 19, 2014 22:17:47 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

We had a huge oversized Weimaraner when I was a kid, he was 120 lbs and he could rest his chin on the counter. Once he stole an entire roast off the platter when my mom wasn't looking and she chased him around the house trying to get it back.

Lol! I'm glad my weimie is a petite 50-pounder. She only steals food at her own eye level.

[CurlyQ284]

Oct 19, 2014 22:22:34 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Oct 19, 2014 22:17:47 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

We had a huge oversized Weimaraner when I was a kid, he was 120 lbs and he could rest his chin on the counter. Once he stole an entire roast off the platter when my mom wasn't looking and she chased him around the house trying to get it back.

Lol! I'm glad my weimie is a petite 50-pounder. She only steals food at her own eye level.

LOL whenever I see other weims I think "aww, he's dainty" I forget that we had a weirdo incredible hulk and everyone else has a normal dog.

[bonquiqui]

Oct 19, 2014 21:58:34 GMT -5 ralphlauren said:

I thought you were referring to yourself for a second

Bqq did too lol

[mich1]

We had a weimeraner that stole and atea whole batch of frosted sugar cookies that were in a Tupperware container and left on the DR table overnight.

When we got up in the morning, she looked like a doggie version of an alka seltzer commercial....I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

[speckledfrog]

[silva]

Better than your bathroom garbage. Help me.

[iamali]

I love these stories.

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[juliagoulia]

Our boy Frenchie table surfs! Dickhead.

We had a three legged cat who would eat apples and bread if they were on the counter. Like, she'd eat half a loaf or more in one sitting. Really, really weird.

[oregonpachey]

My mom's dachshund ate half a plate of Christmas cookies once. The gas that came out of that dog was soooooo rank.

Another time she ate an entire pound box of Valentine's Day chocolate. By the time my mom found her, she was double her size from the swelling. She was fine after a trip to the emergency vet and a stomach pumping. Damn dog.

[Deleted]

Wally (also a doxie that was adopted in part by ML's influence.) has snatched food out of H's hands on many occasions. Once it was an entire ham and cheese sandwich. He's so quick about it!!

[birdistheword]

Oct 19, 2014 22:35:38 GMT -5 mich1 said:

We had a weimeraner that stole and atea whole batch of frosted sugar cookies that were in a Tupperware container and left on the DR table overnight.

When we got up in the morning, she looked like a doggie version of an alka seltzer commercial....I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

Once my weimaraner escaped her crate during the day, and when I got home she was super bloated and lethargic, but I couldn't find any evidence of her eating anything. I freaked out and took her to the e-vet, and the x-ray showed that she had just eaten a metric shit ton of her own food out of the bag in the laundry room, lol. I paid $200 for them to tell me she just needed to either throw up or take a huge dump.

[Howards Mom]

BFF puppysat his sisters very large husky, Cookie,one week while they were on vacation. He came home after work to find huge piles of sick through the house, soaked into the carpet, through the backyard and Cookie very bloated and lethargic.

Cookie wasn't happy that her people weren't home so she ate the bottom half of the door off the walk-in pantry. Then ate everything on the shelves she could reach including 10+/- boxes of uncooked pasta, 2 cartons of cigarettes, Girl Scout cookies and we think some jello snack packs. The pasta swelled in her belly after she drank water so she couldn't move. Poor thing was sick for almost a week. The carpet needed lots of professional help too.

[mrsukyankee]

My labrador (long gone) definitely counter-surfed, but his fav thing to do was to steal bottles of lotion, chew up a hole in the bottle and then suck it all out. He also would steal bananas, somehow peel then and just eat the banana. Dogs.

[lindyanne]

When I babysat in high school, the dog ate like two pounds of honey baked ham. She purposely had it in the sink because she thought the dog couldn't reach. Oops.

i have three dogs and while they have gotten a lot of stuff it's never been anything that good.

[aprilsails]

My childhood Springer Spaniel polished off a 2 lb bag of Hershey's Kisses, foil and all, on Christmas Eve. She seemed fine so we went to midnight mass. When we got back we discovered that she had taken the time alone in the house to hunt down and eat my brother's footlong sub (I still to this day don't know why he had it, but it was apparently fresh for a midnight snack). She was a-ok and just had sparkly silver poops for the holiday season. Festive!