s/o pet shaming: embarrassing pet stories

[everyjuan]

We went over to my IL's for Christmas last year, and they told us to bring our pug. They have a dog, but he's around dogs fairly often and he's always fine. Super well-behaved and friendly.

So we show up, and he is like, aggressively humping their dog the ENTIRE time. The whole time, I felt like we were prying his pelvis away from their dog. At one point, he was even humping her face. Super embarrassing.

Then we sit down to open presents, and he walks over to the tree, looks at us, cocks his leg at their Christmas tree and pisses all over it, the carpet, and on a present. We got up and tried to stop him, but it happened quickly and it was too late. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

We had our Christmas tree up for almost that entire month, and he NEVER tried to pee on it, even once. Ughhh.



He hasn't been invited back. lol.

What are yours?

[laceylaplante]

One morning a few weeks ago, DH woke up to shredded, used tampons and bits of toilet paper all over the house from the cat digging in the bathroom trash.

Damn you GBCN, I used to just flush them but now I'm paranoid about a massive septic clog, I can't win. Thanks a lot!

[everyjuan]

Oct 21, 2014 9:50:58 GMT -5 Que? said:

My dog pissed on a baby once. The baby was sitting on the ground, probably where another dog had peed, and my dog decided she was his territory and marked it. This started off a pissing frenzy, as dogs tend to do, before the mother noticed.
I could fill pages in this thread, seriously. This dog has been full of embarrassment for me. The common thread in all the stories is that I pretend he's not mine, lol.

lol, OMG. I'm sitting here cackling in my office. That is so hilarious and awful.

[cheeseandcrackers]

My dog nervous poops when I take her to the groomers, even if I JUST took her out and she went. Does this count? ha

[ZoeHart]

Oct 21, 2014 9:58:43 GMT -5 laceylaplante said:

One morning a few weeks ago, DH woke up to shredded, used tampons and bits of toilet paper all over the house from the cat digging in the bathroom trash.

Damn you GBCN, I used to just flush them but now I'm paranoid about a massive septic clog, I can't win. Thanks a lot!

My little dog got into our trashcan once and ate several used tampons. We has to take him to the vet and he got surgery because he couldn't pass them. The vet asked if we wanted to see them after they got then out, uh no.
Now I just flush them, I may have plumbing issues but my dog is safe now.

[Deleted]

Cali kept getting out when we first moved into town, and the first place she would go is right across the street to visit anyone who was walking on the sidewalk. I've had to run out in my pj's, no bra, boobs swinging, because this idiot would be in the middle of the road jumping around and holding up traffic. I would call her and call her, and she would come, but at the last minute she would turn back around and start her whole jumping thing again. I would go after her and he would turn it into a game where she would pounce and jump and just generally act like a jackass. All in the middle of the road, cars honking. We figured out right away where she was escaping from, but every so often she would get out again because someone (the gas guy for example) had a bad habit of leaving the side gate open. She hasn't escaped in a long time, thank god.

[shostakovich]

My childhood dog humped my 7th grade health teacher's leg once. We were neighbors, and I took the dog out for a walk and ran into my teacher, and we started chatting. Dog was just chilling, sniffing in the field next to us, so I wasn't fully paying attention to him. Then he just walked over to my health teacher, bold as can be, and like... mounted him. I think the dog outweighed me at that point, so it definitely took some maneuvering to pull him off my teacher's leg. It was interesting walking in to health class Monday morning.

[Deleted]

My cat is a bad traveler. We discovered this when we took him from the rescue and he had a full scale both ends evacuation of all possible forms on the drive home. It doesn't matter how long of a drive either. We live 3/4 of a mile from his vet and he hasn't successfully completed a round trip yet.

I die of embarrassment every time he's in there stained with whatever he produced on the way up, hissing at the vet. I know they're thinking we should just put him outside and close the door.

[Dusky]

One day my mom pulled up to the door of the grocery so I could run in and grab something. As I was getting out of the car her dog managed to slip out past me. Thanks to the automatic doors she actually made it into the store before I could catch her.

[karmasabiotch]

One of my dogs ate a popcorn stick treat that was meant for my rabbit this morning. He enjoyed it. I hope he doesn't throw up today. This is more of a random post.

2 years ago both of my dogs got out underneath my fence and walked into a woman's condo who had her door open and ate her cat food and drank her cats water. She called me and said my dogs were at her house having a party. I had to drive and pick them up. She thought it was funny, I was mortified. I'm sure she tells that story at Thanksgiving every year.

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[rageragerage]

Our littlest dog is obsessed with beer. We let him lick the bottle when we are done with one (seriously, he gets like one drop out of it), so now when people come over he is constantly trying to get their bottles of beer. He pretty much has to be leashed because he is so obnoxious about wanting beer.

[knufflebunny]

Oct 21, 2014 10:03:44 GMT -5 ZoeHart said:

Oct 21, 2014 9:58:43 GMT -5 laceylaplante said:

One morning a few weeks ago, DH woke up to shredded, used tampons and bits of toilet paper all over the house from the cat digging in the bathroom trash.

Damn you GBCN, I used to just flush them but now I'm paranoid about a massive septic clog, I can't win. Thanks a lot!

My little dog got into our trashcan once and ate several used tampons. We has to take him to the vet and he got surgery because he couldn't pass them. The vet asked if we wanted to see them after they got then out, uh no.
Now I just flush them, I may have plumbing issues but my dog is safe now.

My dog did this.  I didn't know until he POOPED it out. Ick.  He didn't even leave a mess of tissues or anything when he stole it out of the trash. 

[Norticprincess]

The first time we took my pup to my MIL, everyone decided it would be a great idea to go out to dinner within a hour of us getting to her house. With most dogs this wouldn't be an issue. Mine has SA and at the time was still a puppy counter surfer. I voice the I don't think this is a great idea, am ignored. we'll just put her in the sunroom with the according door (the one a cat can get around without much force)So we get back from dinner and find her on the couch in the living room (not the sun porch) cowering. Looked like all she'd done was knock the pillows off the couch. Oh no, not my dog. While everyone was congratulating her on being a good girl, but telling her to get her rump off the couch. I went into the kitchen to put the leftovers into the fridge. Where the glass front of my MIL Jennair oven is covering the floor in tiny tempered glass pieces. Shining and twinkling under the kitchen lightsWhole look what your dog did - giant very pretty mess. I cried. My MIL laughed and didn't care. (It really was a dumb door design, the handle was only attached to the glass, it wasn't anchored into the actual door. Having the paws of a 100# puppy land on it was more than it could take). We did find a replacement glass front online for not a horrible amount of money. She didn't worry about it.