Oh, sorry, didn't catch that when you said you hated the thread title.
Fair enough. I thought the joking comment about that helping me be okay with not being able to get pregnant yet would make it clear that I empathized with how awful that must have been for her. I'm very poop averse, which I realize I'll need to get over when I become a parent. Ha.
Fair enough. I thought the joking comment about that helping me be okay with not being able to get pregnant yet would make it clear that I empathized with how awful that must have been for her. I'm very poop adverse, which I realize I'll need to get over when I become a parent. Ha.
Hopefully you won't have to get over it in this same fashion! lol
Post by ginandjucie24 on Oct 21, 2014 18:51:16 GMT -5
Welcome. .
I remember my first projectile shit. It happened at 3 in the morning. I stood there in shock, like if I had gotten shot. I didn't know if I should clean myself up first or clean DS or clean the furniture.
She's a really cute baby, so she has that going for her. But yeah they all do it. My friend's DH was quoted as "We're gonna need some new paint in here!". We knew at a week old my DD was a comedic genius when she held up her hand, and lifted her tiny index finger in a gesture of " just a second please" then let loose a torrential poop blast that filled her diaper and onesie and overflowed to the floor. While I was holding her. Awesome.
Lol! Sorry. I think most of us have been there at one point or another. Theo did this nifty trick where he would pee on his own face during every diaper change.
I cried both times my boys peed into their own mouths.
I laughed until I cried. My whole family was horrified at me.
Oh and the exact same thing happened to me (projectile shit on my bed) at 5am with my first. I started yelling "oh shit oh shit oh shiiiiiiit" and H woke up and said "oh shit indeed".
ds did this to me when he was about 9 weeks old. It was about 2:30 in the morning, I had fed him and laid him on the bed and was changing him. He got this cute grin on his face as I lifted his but to put the diaper on him and he sprayed me! Luckily it only went up my neck and didn't hit my face. The look on his face was priceless! Welcome to the club! dd, on the other hand has never pooped on me but has, however puked on me many times.
Post by Stingyshark on Oct 22, 2014 7:27:42 GMT -5
When DD was a newborn, she projectile pooped all over. DH was changing her; he was so shocked he had no idea what to do. He was just yelking, "BABE BABE BAAAAAAABE COME IN HERE I NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW.
it was all over him, the wall, the dresser. I died laughing, he was freaking out.
I laughed until I cried. My whole family was horrified at me.
DS has only peed in his face once so far, and I about hyperventilated I was laughing so hard. nadasteph , were you crying from *sadness*?
Post partum hormones. Lol. How could I let my baby pee in his own mouth?!?!? It's funny now, but I was horrified then. I was a mess for a week after both births.